Ehhh... Might not be you, could be me. I have a habit of reading too deep into things.

This reads exactly like "it is what it is" to me.

Yeah, yeah... Wait. Are you doing okay?

Good morning. ( Middle of the night )

[As if activating like some kind of sleeper agent.] I think we should kill that guy.

You see how this is ten leagues above decorating, right?

You sure are always doing something, huh? ( Cycling mental slideshow of Ritsuka walking into the ocean. )

// My struggle is toeing the line between being extremely friendly and being extremely sardonic and not going too far into either extreme. Which is way harder than I thought it would be.

I'm sorry the what

I am the master of my own emotions. I an unbothered and in my lane. The world is beautiful and I am one with the world.

Aaeeuughh, let's stop being creative for the rest of the night.

Okay. Follow your heart...

No no no apple friends. ... Unless you really really want apple friends. I want to (hhrhgghdh) encourage your creativity.

No, wait... Maybe I was the goat monster.

I was a pumpkin once.

October doesn't care what I or anyone else wants.

I'm so excited for tomorrow, which is gonna be a really normal day. And then the day after that I'll probably get puppeted by an evil alien or something.

( Nodding sagely )

We need to protect the milf ecology.

One too many milfhunters in the chat today.

Interesting that you thought I was going to worry about anything, let alone a werewolf who probably isn't even real.

Thank you for possibly the vaguest description of a person I've ever received.

What? Huh? I'm not trying to get with a werewolf. I'm not trying to get with anyone. He just sounds like he has a difficult personality.

Interest lost.

Where are all the nice werewolves...

Well, I don't want to say THAT.

I never said that.

Notice how Merlin doesn't do anything until Zander speaks. Then all of a sudden he wants to send everyone to hell.

You got us all 100 hours of nightmares.

You just have to put all your energy into ignoring whatever it is the Welsh are doing for the sake of your sanity.

My body is too valuable. They would never allow it.

You should be struck by lightning and hammers, I'm afraid.

Absolutely abysmal job, Canary. Hope you're dissatisfied with yourself.

In other news, I choose Gawained.

Bad morning, everyone. Do your worst.

Maybe Santos was just a massive dork this whole time...?

I'm sorry. I... Everything's OK. Look, I... I'm smiling! ... Haha... I... I'm scared... It's getting harder and harder to just stand there smiling all the time. To be the one pretending I'm not afraid, too.

( Imagined himself getting hit by Hound and Merlin at the same time. )

... "Well, that's... Unfortunate, but..." He's not getting in the middle of that. So Merlin's on his own.

"Oh... Huh. Yeah, it would. I guess... That's why he's refusing to fight him. It does involve a whole lot of being impaled."

"If there were a way to kill him, I'm confident he'd be dead by now. That's why he was sealed away instead."

"I don't think he can do that. Die, I mean."

This is great. Now I can see how he blocked that attack before. I didn't process any of what happened because I blacked out from terror.

Why do you enjoy being purposefully difficult

It is, actually. This is a crime most unforgiveable. Alongside the snitching, there is truly no saving you.

When they start chanting 'eat the rich' and carry you off to the inky abyss, I will not be there to defend you.

Nope. Or if I did, I already forgot what it was.