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A person implanted in no 10 with strict instructions to whip up the far right couldn't do it more effectively than Starmer.

If Labour is continuing to lose votes, just got 11% in a by-election in a seat they've held for 100 years and in a few recent polls is equal to or just behind the Greens maybe we should stop suggesting they're the only thing that can defeat Reform.

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So Olympiacos have just scored against Barca but VAR have intervened and given an earlier infringement, ruled out the goal and given Olympiacos a penalty. Sadly the wokists have won.

🚨 BREAKING | Greens TIED with Labour ➡️ REF – 32% (-) 🔵 CON – 17% (-) 🟢 GRN – 15% (-) 🔴 LAB – 15% (-2) 🟠 LD – 12% (-) Via @FindoutnowUK, 15 Oct (+/- vs 8 Oct)

🚨 MRP | Greens to win Manchester Rusholme 🟢 GRN – 28% (+5) 🔴 LAB – 25% (-27) ➡️ REF – 17% (+11) 🟣 YRP – 15% (new) 🔵 CON – 5% (-1) 🟠 LD – 3% (new) Via @FindoutnowUK / @ElectCalculus, 10-18 Sep

I cannot believe this is the week I decide to put Danny Welbeck in my fantasy team on a whim. What a bloke.

oh you’re a nihilist? name zero things that matter

Sorry i am dying that this is the photo they used for this

Can't believe it's 16 years since I went to Titty Ho

When I said we weren't here to be disappointed in Labour but to replace them. I meant it. Join.greenparty.org.uk

Strongly believe America is beyond help

Here’s this week’s cartoon for @sport.theguardian.com www.theguardian.com/football/pic...

The Greens committed to abolishing landlordism. Your Party is 50% landlords I know who I trust more to get to work

She's basically just Uncle Ruckus from The Boondocks at this point

Not only are we at record numbers of members and growing every day - this is our highest ever poll rating. We're just getting started. This is the politics of the 99% Vs the 1% for a country we can all afford to live in - plenty of room to grow. Join.greenparty.org.uk

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Been laughing at this for days. Thanks @tftimemachine.bsky.social!

It’s always so obvious that Pam Bondi would rather be yelling at a waiter than doing whatever she’s doing

I'm no harrumphing prude, I'm masturbating right now but the dating app ads that start with some yank lass shouting SO HE ASKED ME TO SIT ON HIS FACE 🥴 are too much. Madam, I am trying to do the dishes could you not?

I think Labour are beggining to realise their only route to survival whilst continuing to ruthlessly persecute it's own left-wing (the top priority) is to somehow win One Nation Tories which is about as likely as hen's teeth

Omg

Just tried to play "Times Table Rockstars" with the boy which is the most unengaging shit I've ever experienced which made me thing back to my own childhood edutainment games. A lot of people now say how bad it is for tablet freeware edutainment games to have adverts considering they're for kids.

Seems a good time to reshare the bleakest newsday of all time

Elon Musk making a big song and dance about cancelling Netflix is hilarious. Imagine him sitting down with the room full of his 20 children he can't remember the names of. "RIGHT ARE WE WATCHING THE LEGO MOVIE OR TANGLED? SHOW OF HANDS."

Extremely funny how he fell victim to his own algorithm

The UK National Debt has grown by £177 billion since Rachel Reeves became Chancellor. She’s on course to grow National Debt by more than half a trillion pound. But she is good at chess apparently. So, there is that.

I just simply wouldn't aid and abet a genocide

Every accusation is a confession pbswisconsin.org/news-item/re...

I love that Zack Polanski just rolled up to the Labour conference to talk to people outside. Although, I think it would be even funnier if Keir Starmer tries to retaliate by doing the same at the Green conference. 🤣🤣🤣 www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...

What has Yvette Cooper’s proscription of Palestine Action done to this country? Beyond absurd. It’s extreme authoritarianism. These police should be arresting rapists & crooks, not neglecting those duties to spend time arresting citizens standing against genocide. It undermines police and the law.

Now. And always. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Yesterday was the 30th Anniversary of this line read.

Thought these two were being spineless but will now concede it's probably because they know Corbyn and Sultana too well www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

After being used in WW2 compulsory ID cards were abolished in 1952 because of the widespread sentiment that they are fundamentally at odds with British values and civil liberties. That was true then and it’s true now. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Does anyone trust Starmer's government to build a digital ID that will eventually bring together all your other digital IDs (NHS app etc) into one single point of attack for hackers? Nothing I've seen from these bozos so far fills me with confidence.

Starmer says past governments have been "squeamish" talking about immigration. Bullshit. Starmer isn't bravely breaking a taboo. He's blaming vulnerable people & deflecting attention from the super rich who hoard power & wealth. Want something better? join.greenparty.org.uk

Bristol remains one of the few places in the country to continue to provide a fully funded Council Tax Reduction Scheme (CTRS) after councillors approved the approach for 2026/27: news.bristol.gov.uk/press-releas...

Recognising Palestine is not the final destination. It is only a first tiny step on the long road to justice and liberty for the Palestinian people. When will this government suspend arm sales? When will they stop the spy flights? When will they cut ties with the Israeli state?

Big vindication for @zackpolanski.Bluesky.social as Green Party overtakes the Lib Dem’s.

Green Party - Nationalise the water companies, tax the super rich, invest in our public services, stop the genocide, lower bills. The Telegraph - Greens are "hard left."

Update: A Green Party of England & Wales spokesperson tells me they've just broken 78,000 members Which means the party has jumped 5,000 in less than 5 days. Picking up a lot of Your Party backers no doubt And it's up by 10,000 - about 15% - since Zack Polanski was elected leader. A big cash boost

Sweet meaty jesus