i wish i could repost things multiple times lkme on tumblr

Waterboarding is a good group bonding exercise ^-^

Hold on, you did the "repeating letters to draw out a word for emphasis" thing and I need to count them to check whether there are exactly eight. Why? Oh, no reason.

don't worry i'm not gonna hold out on you, here's some pics. but yeah, it's so lame when people don't commit to being pervs

feeling your a-cups up under your sweatshirt with my feet

I do not claim to know why we are on this planet, but I am very certain we are not born to start a mission where we optimize every single little thing in our lives. I think it's just not good for the spirit.

needy desk pet who rests its head on your lap when you’re trying to work or read to intentionally distract you :3

My cat and I have reached an agreement whereby instead of obstructing my work, she will politely sit precisely equidistant between my mouse and my keyboard, and if I don't give her forehead scritches every single time my hand transitions from keyboard to mouse or vice versa, I'm gonna hear about it.

how the hell do people post regularly

putting together a new pc build and mildly amused at how cheaply everything can be got Except The Graphics Card What The Hell

i genuinely recommend playing games in languages you want to learn - it's a really good way to get your mind around the linguistic logic of another language with lots of reading and some decisions!

don't take your shame out on someone else

The last few months, not to put too fine a point on it, have really massively sucked, and they continue to suck now that I've been told I'm looking down the barrel of thousands of dollars in car repair expenses, so I'm passing around the crowdfunding hat once more www.gofundme.com/f/help-cover...

collecting mushrooms 🍄

someone send me $2k so me and my owner can finally meet irl. Please. Please. Please.

everyone i love should be on MY sleep schedule

technically, you do have to be *stopped* from being who you want to be. certainly there are a lot of ways people have to stop you, i am sure. but yet still. they do Have To. you don't have to do it for them, not in advance. and not where they can't know either

observations on two tv shows

When she's sending you mixed signals. I still need to actually watch the show, but for now I'll just appreciate how awesome her style is. Fan art of Loona from Helluva Boss.

FFS technology *still* isn't advanced enough to give me chelicerae and pedipalps, damn. What a waste of time.

i find it especially fascinating how easy it is to get a license in the us, and also how hard it is to lose it, it seems entirely because to lack a car is to lack access to, having a job, or groceries, or, anything really

Cannibalism is surprisingly hot. You might think it's not surprising, that you already know that it's hot, but—it's hotter than that. Way hotter

Sit.

Appreciating the boot Old doodle from last year

my suggestion for learning languages to make it feel less like rote memorization or reading is to incorporate practice where you try using it, like a toy. writing a super mega short story. pretending you are a translator. yes you're going to "lose this game" by your standard but using is playing

Happy birthday to me

I have a new essay up on sub stack. Please don’t expect this frequency in the future, I’m just trying to post a few to get started with and then will probably slow down to once every few weeks substack.com/inbox/post/1...

the ability to do something is as potent as the removal of the inability to do something. recently ive learned to cook. i am now always free to eat something i desire

freedom comes not only from the cutting of chains but the growing of limbs

We have a substack now and our first post/essay is up! substack.com/inbox/post/1...

my decision-chart discards all things that are not actionable, as they can in no way (positively) affect my power of acting, but they sure can make me good and miserable to stare at

a creature who’s limbs learn to bend only in places where they have broken

💚 digital girl with analogue feelings 🧡

dollposting

"And when he came back to, he was flat on his back on the beach in the freezing sand, and it was raining out of a low sky, and the tide was way out."

"the truth will set you free, but not until it's done with you"

oddly poetic that wolfenstein is largely overshadowed by doom and the modern reboot of wolfenstein was overshadowed by the modern reboot of doom

i shant say it

Oh! I think I'm falling in loathe with you! "You mean love, right?" No, *dreamy sigh* I won't rest until l'm elbow deep in your viscera~ 💜🖤💜

Perceptual Parasitic Confusion: habit of parasites to perceive themselves as virtuous exploited hosts, and perceive hosts as malevolent resource thieves