WELP TIME TO CANCEL GAMEPASS oh wait i never had it

I would very much like things in the world to get better now

iOS 26 looks like absolute ass. I don’t know what Apple is thinking.

I played in the DK64 rando season 4 tournament on Saturday. Round 1 of the beta bracket, I get rolled the most heinous seed I’ve ever played. My opponent finished after almost 3 hours, and I gave up at 3:15. Maybe it’s time to take a break from DK rando and play something nicer to me.

Please learn the difference between silicon and silicone. I beg of you.

Chunky Kong

I'm trying out a tool that posts here automatically when I go live on Twitch, nobody panic.

If you haven't picked it up yet, complete your collection of iconic indie roguelikes!

holy shit, RIP Ozzy :(

It’s #DonkeyKongBananza Eve! Remember to put out the milk and bananas for Cranky Kong tonight!

Kaizen: A Factory Story is now available on Steam! Build assembly lines to make toys, electronics, appliances, and more in 1980s Japan. Impress your bosses with your innovative solutions. store.steampowered.com/app/2275490/... Look out for weekly bonus puzzles coming your way soon!

Here’s the bottom line for what’s going on with Grok - if the owner of the website is putting his thumb on the scale hard enough for the chatbot to turn into Goebbels, you should be deeply concerned about what he’s doing to the algorithm that you can’t so easily see, and what it’s doing to you

Shit sucks, shit sucks, shit sucks.

The DK Rap is the most misunderstood piece of music in the entire history of music. You think you understand it don’t you? Well guess what - you don’t.

Man they really threw us a bone right at the end there huh

Did you catch us at the PC Gaming Show? In case you missed it, Kaizen: A Factory Story will be launching on July 14th! We're also releasing a demo, available June 9th (tomorrow!) as part of Steam’s Next Fest. Check it out and let us know what you think! www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDuD...

How would you like a new video from us on the history of the Donkey Kong Universe? A one-hour, fifteen-minute odyssey detailing how Rare accidentally created a shared world full of woodland deviants in the 1990s? After four months in production, it finally premieres this Friday!

I’m only posting this to test a discord bot, but I may as well actually say something while I’m at it. So here’s a “hot take”, as the kids say: I think Donald Trump is bad, actually.

How in the ever loving fuck do apple shortcuts work?

everything is computer

Donkey Kong supports trans rights. #pixelart

I have a drawer full of Donkey Kong and Rare-related goodies once intended for Twitter giveaways. But we're no longer posting on Twitter. What to do, what to do... oh! Would you like to win this plush Diddy Kong by San-ei Co., Ltd? Repost and follow @dkvine.com. I'll draw the winner on December 10!

Donkey Kong 64 turned 25 years old on November 22. Celebrated DK64 fan and annual 101% streamer of the game @altermentality.bsky.social joins the #Kongversation to discuss its highs and lows... and how the DK64 Randomizer has revitalized it for a new generation! www.dkvine.com?p=podcasts&s...

To help us get more EYES on our Bluesky account, we're giving away two of @fangamer.com's long-retired #BanjoKazooie "Eyes" pins! To enter, simply follow DK Vine here on Bluesky and repost this post! We'll draw the two winning accounts at the end of March!

*taps mic* is this thing on?