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“My friend, Madame President: I yield the floor.”

This makes so much sense

Starmer ready to put British troops on the ground if peace deal reached

This is hilarious. I especially like the annexation of Green Bay and the mystery Mississippi River announcement.

It feels like no one should have to say this, and yet we are in a situation where it needs to be said, very loudly and clearly, before it’s too late to do anything about it: The United States is not a startup. If you run it like one, it will break. 🔗 www.wired.com/story/the-us...

Do one thing every day that scares you. Me: **reads the news**

The President of the United States is having a total mental breakdown on live tv. America is hostage to a madman and everyone can see it.

Heroes

No foreign power has ever posed as massive and immediate a threat to the United States as the current administration.

CARTOON OF THE DAY

"When Mexico sends its people, they're sending their best. They're sending firefighters to help solve American problems. They're bringing fire fighting uniforms. They're bringing fire fighting equipment. They're bringing kittens down from trees. And all, I assume, are good people."

Thou shalt not declare war on facts just because they always prove you wrong and stupid as fuck.

You’ll be welcome on Bluesky Martin

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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens theonion.com/no-way-to-pr...

"Just one more question. The shooter escaped from an army of 34,000 cops on an e-bike. Three days later, they ‘discovered’ his backpack in Central Park. Is it possible the NYPD is insured by UnitedHealthcare?"

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