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been having a nice anniversary trip w my gay guy :)

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me posting a book review into the void because nobody cares but i do

i love hornyfishing

chapter 1: out of bounds

The quotes on this are FRYING me lmao! Sorry I’ve been making music for over a decade and decided to name my “new” project something insane in 2020 😂

The wolf stick version

i hate my coworkers!! they're all so fucking stupid!!

holy fuck i need a new phone

remember when there was no lorwyn secret lair

straight people humor is just being homophobic

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Piercings

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what's going on lmao

First look at Fox McCloud in ‘THE SUPER MARIO GALAXY MOVIE’.

Some favorite Pokémon who stand on two legs ✨

bowser for bowser day!!!

Fuzzy Pecs!!

what that slit do?

I need some of you to get real … quickly

taught a bunch of my coworkers how to play magic and they're addicted hehe

i want to k*** my coworker

I’m gardening in my dreams!! Pokopia has taken over my brain beans and I’m all for it 🍃 Mutable Explorer MTG alter as my lil ditto 💜

Some YA fantasy authors who to my knowledge have never funded an attempted trans genocide: Terry Pratchett Diana Wynne-Jones Garth Nix Suzanne Collins Susan Cooper Phillip Pullman Rick Riordan Pierce Brown Sheri S. Tepper V. E. Schwab Rachel Hartman Alex Pheby Alan Garner Ursula Le Guin And more!

hi

No. Your childhood nostalgia does not matter more than the lives of real people. And frankly I'm fucking tired of having to pretend that isnt a fucking insane thing to say in response to "please don't support the hate monger lady's soggy, reheated nachos"

i think sometimes cis people truly have a hard time understanding that jk rowling is a living person actively using her wealth to fund the international assault on trans lives. she’s not some Complicated Author we can have a spirited debate about separating from the art with!!!!!

what the fuck is with all the line dancing all of a sudden

really wish i hadn't just given up on sculpture

A short time ago I was offered the coolest side gig imaginable: editing Magic games for these divas. I'm so honored to work with such incredible people, and so so so excited it's finally here 🫶

d20/naddpod ass post: have murph ever looked hotter my god

worth remembering, David Lynch directed “fix your hearts or die” specifically at transphobes. it wasn’t a generic “no mean people allowed” statement, it was said by his Twin Peaks character in defense of a trans woman he cared for and deeply respected.

played my first game w my mothman deck and absolutely fucking demolished.

why is the UPS website so horrible

i can't see one more engagement bait take about timothee chalamet or some brain dead reel about ACOTAR. my algorithm is trying to get me institutionalized

misogyny bending

hating korra tells me everything i need to know about a person

also very stoked on this recent purachse at my lcs!

shut the fuuuuuck upppp

anyway...i need this to go faster

never been more back actually

what do you mean

i'm sorry i genuinely work with some of the laziest people ive ever met