a lot of people don't know this, but your library card actually gives you access to a underground tunnel network of strange architecture and unclear purpose

So my date didn’t go great a few weeks ago and my biggest regret is I brought them homemade soup but Im not getting my thermos back

Date tomorrow! Nervous and excited

Conked up crete-style

This was me with my sister as a kid, except instead of smugness I had a look of genuine confusion when saying “Im not doing anything!”

Im gonna attempt to read 25+ books this year

Forgo marijuana. Smoke dill weed

One good deed always sparks another #Klaus

People may accuse me of being annoyingly positive but frankly I still think that’s far better than being annoyingly negative

A friend and I have gotten into the habit of calling each other every night to read a recipe at each other. At the same time. I love goofy bits with my friends

This is a PSA for all the people like me who don’t think they’re a good person for X reason: you don’t NEED to be a perfect person. You can make mistakes, mess up, and do/say shitty things. The important thing is keeping an open mind, and being willing to apologize and change when you do sucky stuff

I bought spirit island game on steam so that I can find people to play with using quick play. No one uses quick play. I cry

books books reading books

The best part of taking a step back from hobby communities is it’s easier to distance yourself from the hobby drama

I hope yall are having a wonderful day, because I certainly am right now

It’s my birthday. Worship me.

I really wish @dropout.tv would post the recipes used on the gastronaut show

I hate how this post comes back and goes viral every couple months when it's such obvious misinformation. Like if your voicemail is still working, you can call 911.

@misslapis.bsky.social I AM SHOUTING AT YOU. Do you wanna form a cult with me

God it’s fucked up how Ive been dragged into the stupid horse game AND IM ACTUALLY HAVING FUN

Bad news everyone. Ive been diagnosed with bigbuttitis. Please pray for me on my healing journey

Submitting my 2 week notice today!

Me: Wow these cooking show contestants are doing terribly Also me: Messed up making mashed potatoes today

I’m mad. I’m watching a cooking competition where the judges are doing a blind taste test where they don’t see the dishes. AND THE CONTESTANTS ARE MAKING DISHES WHERE PRESENTATION IS A KEY PART OF THE DISH! THAT THE JUDGES WONT SEE! screaming

I think there needs to be a version of “Hellfire” from Hunchback of Notre Dame but Frollo sings about the temptations of cheese instead of Esmerelda. And I’d be Frollo in this version.

I love soup so much

I think that life would be better if all bathroom stalls were installed with a “That was easy” button

I think ears and nostrils should have tongues. Without tastebuds, of course. I just think our lives would be heightened by every orifice having a controllable muscle

Hello people of Bluesky I hope you’re having a wonderful day

Hi my name is ParallelPotatoes, Im up past my bedtime, AMA

I’ve been becoming increasingly tempted to emigrate but idk. It’s a big and expensive life decision.

Sometimes I listen to “Somewhere over the rainbow” and just cry about it

Tortellini Soup!

They call me the sneezer but I don’t even sneeze 😔

Algorithms will be the death of us. Math was a mistake.

Really hoping Musk and Trump don’t axe my job

To the people reading this, I hope you’re doing okay. I care about you.

GREAT FISH SWEEP 🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

Citizen Sleeper was one of my favorite games of 2022 and easily one of my favorites ever made, so Chelle & I are going to finally stream through the full game! Hopefully we'll be able to cruise through it before the sequel launches on Jan 31st! youtube.com/live/2MEH5wy...

Are you a library lad or a bookstore bro?

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

I think I would be happier if I was a frog chilling on a leaf

How do y’all even maintain friendships as an adult? I barely have the energy to talk to one person on a regular basis, much less multiple people. I feel like it’s so easy to just not reach out and get left behind

me when i do smth: 😃 me when i have to do smth: 😡

Would you still love me if I was a hobbit and was recruited on a quest by a wizard named Gandalf?

I got some sick d&d character art from @ironshears.bsky.social!!! Im so excited!

scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-8271 An evil, terrible, fucked up fish I wrote for @metalravioli.bsky.social!!!

Merry art exchange! My gifter COOKED scp-sandbox-3.wikidot.com/gift-4-potat...

I always find it funny when people block me on here. What have I ever done to you? Posted about board games one too many times?