"as American as motherhood" I'm sorry, I didn't know this account was hacked by a trad wife influencer.

I'm struggling to find the words to describe someone who needs AI porn to cum. Nothing I can come up with is fully accurate. Lame, loser, degenerate, incel, none of them feel like they fully capture what it must be like to need the AI woman to bounce her pixel tits for you.

Im fully into the automation game rabbithole. Started with gtnh, then into factorio, and now I'm addicted to satisfactory

Please please please let Forgiato Blow be there. It won't make me turn off the bad bunny halftime show, but it will force me to watch clips after just to see that man try to perform in front of more than 4 people

Should've cleaned his goddamn room then

I really hope studios take away the right message that Jared Leto shouldn't be cast in anything ever again

Award for coolest thing ever said about ice goes to this guy.

Okay so Kristi Noem kills a puppy and it's totally fine and just what you have to do sometimes but Hasan allegedly uses a shock collar and conservative "dog lovers" are ready to draw and quarter him.

Doesn't help that the conservative narrative about left wing people for years has been a bunch of lazy do-nothing gay hippies. Good luck getting the average guy to be scared of that

Leftist terror cells? In Texas? Really? Texas? I guess Texas is known for its high leftist population.

Carney seemed cool in the moment as a guy who would stand against trump, but like he is right wing. He's not far right, but he is just right enough where he can talk about putting aside his differences with a fascist for the sake of capitalism.

Typically I'd say making fun of politicians on social media doesn't really do anything and can't be called activism, but this administration is so chronically online that something as simple as a joke about couches or sombreros makes them really really upset and I think it actually is working

“Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.” Diary of Anne Frank January 13, 1943

Game Pass was what I would use to try out new games and figure out if I wanted to buy them. It's why I bought dredge, because that time I spent playing it on game pass made me really want to support the developers by buying the game. I'm not getting a sample of a game for $20. Just not happening.

I've seen this thing going around lately where Dems are DESPERATE to say they aren't providing healthcare to immigrants and don't want to do that. Personally, and this might be a controversial opinion, if an immigrant shows up to a hospital in need of urgent care, I would support them getting that.

The democrat party is actually so useless holy shit. "Have you thought about being nice instead?"

To be fair to her for once, Elon does seem like the type of guy who would be loyal to whichever president kissed his ass first.

i am seriously begging democrats to bring the same smoke to this story that they brought to jimmy kimmel being indefinitely suspended

More than 1800 detainees are missing after the closure of Alligator Alcatraz. Their families and lawyers can’t find them and they’ve vanished from the ICE database. Feels like this should be a much bigger story www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...

One of the things no one ever prepared me for with a night shift job is that I'm constantly worried my packages are gonna be stolen while I sleep. This is supposed to be delivered anywhere from... Oh what a coincidence, right in the 8 hour period where I'm gonna be asleep. How convenient!

So Tylenol causes autism. You'd think they say it was vaccines or birth control or abortions or antifa or some other talking point, but they're really going with Tylenol? What the fuck is the point of that.

Waiting for the announcement that we're going back to Vietnam. It's gonna happen any day now

If you just eat enough steak to feed a pride of lions for a month, your cancer will back away in fear of the wealth needed to have such a diet.

- the person who could've stopped this but didn't

God it must be exhausting to be a Republican. You think you're basing your entire ideology on that one Super Important Thing, and then it turns out Nope. Pam Bondi said otherwise and you have to trust her completely or else it might look like you have a moment of doubt for Donald Trump.

Gutfeld hasn't been relevant in years. He maintains the top spot on late night TV solely because divorced dads leave fox news on before they pass out drunk

You know I live close enough to Huntsville that I go there every week, and I have not once seen Haitian masters. Strange.

Yet another thing he helped gain traction after years of it being considered crazy that came back to bite him. Incredible.

BREAKING NEWS: Tyler Robinson's brother's friend's sister's grandmother WAS TRANS, which is DEFINITIVE PROOF that he was a commie. Case closed everyone

Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative

It's great that Tyler Robinson is a groyper because I can safely hate both him and Charlie Kirk without any contradictions.

We know it's the truth because if Trump was lying about it, it definitely wouldn't be a young cishet white guy who loves fishing

so fucking disgusting how conservatives on twitter are all turning into 4chan sleuths and harassing an innocent trans person, leaking her info, leaking her parents' info, trying to find where she lives. None of these people will face any consequences for doing this.

i guess it is kinda tragic in a way because one of those liberal college students he was owning could've been shot accidentally if the shooter missed. very close call

In case anyone is wondering how it's going over on the other site

I woke up to use the bathroom and I was about to go back to sleep but WHAT DO YOU MEAN CHARLIE KIRK DIED??? of all the big right wing pundit guys (Shapiro, Kirk, Walsh, Bannon, etc) Kirk was maybe the last one I expected to die. Also perfect way to wake up. Celebrating rn

After everyone waits so long for Silksong, it ends up being delayed by steam servers

White House: you guys love space right? Rockets? The moon (which IS flat, we totally agree)? Star Trek is popular right? Space, fuck yeah! Oh, the president's health? Space, fuck yeah!

Please be testicular cancer. His hyper masculinity obsessed cult wouldn't be able to handle it if Trump had cancer in his balls.

FUCK we manifested the wrong guy. You guys need to do aim training before we try this again

They don't even say they tore up the "gay road" or the "woke road". They just say "rainbow brick road" and I'm not supposed to think that road is very fun and whimsical. They really are one bad day away from trying to eradicate rainbows in the sky because of woke.

I think what upsets me the most right now is that Trump is right. Americans do want a dictator. They don't want to call him a dictator, but they want him to fill the role of a dictator, while simultaneously condemning foreign dictators. It's just so stupid in a way that I didn't even think possible

Snoop posted homophobia, I prayed it was the edibles

Gavin "people shouldn't be allowed to transition if they're under 25 years old" Newsom? That Gavin Newsom? As someone on here said, just a few years ago that would have put him in circles so far right that even someone like Ben Shapiro would distance himself from. I don't think his trolling is funny

Guess I'm finally getting around to playing hollow knight now that silksong isn't just some meme that I vaguely know.

Can Chris Pratt shut the fuck up. I already don't like him as an actor and now I have to hate him as a person too.

I will say again, it is a damn shame JK Rowling couldn't have died before she ruined everything she had built, but now is as good a time as any.

Billy Bob Thornton just acts in overt pro-oil industry propaganda pieces now

I very much regret simping over Jax now that he might become a big staticy murder monster next episodr

Hi so a lot of queer people (mainly from SCP) follow me and I have a question. What exactly does it mean to be a certain gender. For any transfems looking at this, what did being a woman mean to you. Same for transmen.