I wonder if the reason Elon talks like a fictional billionaire is because he's never been allowed to hang out with the other billionaires. Like a kid who gains an influencer accent because his only social interaction over the lockdown was commenting on mrbeast videos.

happening this morning in Minneapolis -- ICE agents drawing guns on observers. I reiterate again that it is only a matter of time before DHS kills more innocent people in Minnesota. Congress needs to shut this shit down right now.

This man is about to give the most nothingburger centrist opinion anyone's ever heard

No. No. Nononononono. Not now. Please not now. WHY CANT IT BE HIM!!! WHY DO WE KEEP LOSING SUCH AWESOME TALENTED PEOPLE WHILE AWFUL PIECES OF SHIT KEEP LIVING

I don't think I'll be playing much graves. She seems cool and I imagine her kit will be great for all the people who want to minion max, but it's just not how I play. Rem was cool though, and from what we know about silver I think she'll be a lot of fun. Still waiting for Apollo though...

I understand that everyone is voting for their favorite character for real reasons. Rem voters think he's a cute little guy, silver voters want the werewolf woman, Venator voters want their 2a represented everywhere they go, etc, but there's something truly special about Apollo voters.

Doing this fun thing where I added "It Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race" to my playlist and every time it plays I try to figure out the lyrics without looking it up. So far I've got "it ain't a scene, it's a goddamn arms race" and that's about it.

So close. So, so close to understanding.

God it is so cool that we have someone who is in a position of power who's willing to say this. No dancing around it, no worrying about if it's the right thing to say to get reelected.

Okay he really needs to not release an album right after he apologizes. Maybe it would come off better if he wasn't about to release music after a historically terrible album

I might be really fucking gullible idk but that Kanye apology reads to me as 100% sincere. I don't think he should be a celebrity anymore or make music because there's no way you get past making "n-word heil Hitler" and his career will never recover, but it does suck if what he's saying is true.

Tyler Perry presents: Tyler Perry sitting on the couch watching one of his own movies while dressed as Madea

I actually don't know where all the anti-surrogacy stuff came from. Just appeared out of nowhere. My entire life I have never met a single person who was against surrogacy, and now even people who I consider to be feminists are suddenly "well yeah it's her body but THIS choice? No way"

My favorite thing conservatives have been doing over the past year has been "why hasn't he been arrested! Why won't Trump do something about this!" everytime a minority does anything and instead of realizing that nothing illegal was done they just assume Trump STILL doesn't have any power at all.

Everyone hates on Beautiful Things by Benson Boone, mostly because it's overplayed, but that song actually sounds really good? Like the production is better than what I expect from a pop hit, and I like his voice. It's all-around just a pretty good song.

This past year has been full of people on Twitter and then on Bluesky just constantly trying to find new words that they haven't already used to describe the United States government. We need to start making new, even worse words now. The ones we have just don't cut it

Oooh. Ah. Spaceman, In hindsight, I think you've done more than slightly diminish the band

Ugh I can already tell Hilton is gonna release a statement that it was just some rogue employees, fire them, and then give ICE discounts all to avoid having the entire U.S government attack them.

scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-9135 SCP-9135 The Undertale SCP My newest SCP in the SCP Franchise. I hope you enjoy this classic SCP.

The White House has launched a webpage to report "media bias" tips. It would be a pity if it were flooded with tips about every show on Fox News. www.whitehouse.gov/articles/202...

I think it's a good sign when the show runners of one of the most popular shows to ever be made in the history of television have to confirm half the plot through interviews.

Conservatives will look you straight in your eyes and tell you "Omar Fateh and Tim Walz have the exact same positions"

Chappel Roan continues to be the target of needless bullying by people who call themselves left wing because she didn't do research into the personal beliefs of the woman she thought was hot. Tbh I had never heard of Bardot until she died, even though I listen to Red Wine Supernova almost every day

I see a lot of people saying to give it positive ratings because it doesn't deserve the 5.whatever from homophobes review bombing and I get that but also it deserves less. It deserves to have never been made. It deserves 0 stars. I'm astonished there's enough people who liked it to offset them.

He's struggling because it requires you to kill people and he just can't bring himself to do it

I have no self control. I watched it. I'm so sorry, but also it's so bad??? Holy shit I didn't expect the script to be like that. The dialogue is bad, the acting is bad, they fucked up the cinematography somehow??? I don't understand how this happened. This is 0/10.

Won't post screenshots because duh nobody wants to see Twitter screenshots, but grok is now generating images of Elon's severed head.

I think Tom MacDonald featuring Forgiato Blow is the direction they should go personally. I think that's guaranteed to have a positive reception

I like how the cast and crew of stranger things are all like "y'know we were really worried that with all these writing issues, reshoots, terrible dialogue, and drawn out release schedule that people would be upset, but i think what we have here is really special"

He will and he should.

It's so tragic how Dave Chappelle is now. He holds so many opinions that I would consider to normal, even good, but he can't shake the transphobia. Ever since that first joke, it's like he's completely obsessed. All his progressive opinions out the window, gotta focus on harassing trans people.

Can they just arrest Bill Clinton already so we can get this over with. I'm already very sick of every conservative in the country going "oh yeah? You want the Epstein files? Backfired on you huh? The Clinton's are in there. I bet your so upset right now." Execute Bill Clinton. Hang him. Idgaf

Okay that divinity trailer looked sick af, but it's still not half life 3 so I rate this game awards a 0/10

Watching this Diddy documentary how tf did I go my whole life not knowing that Diddy hosted an event that got 9 people KILLED because of his negligence. This is insane.

Really excited for April 8th when conservatives make a big show of not watching The Boys but then also spend every waking moment posting clips from the show to say "amazon is grooming your children!!!" as it becomes Amazon's most watched show ever.

Recently built a new PC for $1300 and it'd probably be over $2000 if I bought the components just a month later

It's really crazy that we have young people purposefully creating situations where they can cry woke because they know that's all they need to get enough money to last a lifetime. Right wingers will listen to their podcast, watch their show, donate money to help them get over how cancelled they are.

Okay so I don't know if these clips I'm seeing here are fake but I don't even need to hate the show just for Noah Schnapp's genocide support, this guy is a garbage actor holy shit. How did he go from season 1 to this.

When I say "agree to disagree" I am not agreeing to disagree. I'm agreeing to never talk to you again. If you interpret that as you being correct, good for you.

Been thinking about Stranger Things lately because I did watch and enjoy the first 4 seasons, but I have come to the decision that the show simply has too high a percentage of terrible people in it to continue watching.

Also Laura Loomer is having a meltdown via Twitter rant so really this is the best outcome

Zohran's charisma is actually just unmatched. Trump is sitting there like "I know I said it was socialism but it's actually great. I agree with him on every issue. He can call me all the names he wants, I love him"

All the worst men you know will decide to not acknowledge this day and then bring up how they don't have a day 2 months from now

Also if you say "did you know" at the start of your recipe I will immediately dislike and scroll to the next one, no exceptions.

Wish I could combine the depression that leaves me with so little energy that I can't force myself to consume anything and the depression that makes me want to fill the void with food into a nice middle ground where I eat a normal amount instead of alternating every couple days and ruining my body.

Didn't Activision make a statement about how they're aware players don't like how weird the games have become with all the crazy bundles and effects and stuff and were planning on making black ops 7 more realistic? What happened to that?

Massie is not a good person by any means. He is a Republican, and he has the same views as all the other Republican politicians. The main difference between him and Trump's cabal is that Massie has an authentic hatred for actual pedophiles, not who the GOP deems to be groomers

Tbf we all know that if he was actually pressuring senators, he'd still be tweeting about it. He'd just add a few dog whistles and regular whistles to it as well

Bike That Makes You Racist mention in my replies oh my god

was really considering picking up arc raiders because the setting is right up my alley and i do love a good third person shooter, but then i saw... this. Should've known, it is Embark after all.