this is totally definitely my actual submission for 9k trust trust

are u fucking serious

scp-wiki.wikidot.com/theme:careta... i maaaaaaaaaaaaaade a theme #scp #scpfoundation

the fates roll the dice every day i wake up, im running into traffic now

scp-wiki.wikidot.com/art:handtomo... fanart of SCP-8557, winner of classic con. feed my artist ego✌️ #scp #scpfoundation

scp-wiki.wikidot.com/art:8411dood... also fanart for @dino--draws.bsky.social check out fir’s entry skrrrt #slenderman #abrahamlincoln

"Hey so what the fuck" ~ GravelEnthusiast "Wink hates babies confirmed" ~ Merehrab "I'm sorry, what? +1" ~ AwhRyan "Sadder story than baby shoes: baby died from explosion" ~ TroutMaskReplica scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-8921 SCP-8921 — Baby toys for sale Entry for ClassicCon #scp #scpfoundation

new pridefest article from yours truly scp-wiki.wikidot.com/all-s-fair-i... "all's fair in love and corpses" peace ✌️

🏳️‍🌈 Pride Feature 🏳️‍🌈 'I Only Loved The Idea of You' by Merehrab "It would’ve been so much easier for the both of us if I just said what I meant. But at this point, intentions don’t matter anymore." scp-wiki.wikidot.com/i-only-loved...

"all's fair in love and corpses"

i agree, i think everyone should just make out- i mean make up. a win-win for everyone u could say. happy valentines day bluesky 👍

yo who tf blessed my run this is unseeded btw

when you wish upon a star…

i bought balatro, i dont think im gonna make it

wwpper- woo. woopper whopper 🍔 whoopur opoejbwhooperrw ooper whjpp wooperer woo woo,,, djdnbe e e eveveveevvvisidisoeodoidbrbrjriirb ejeiorr eieiebe e rjtiititoooooo enbebbb:;)$$♥️👽👽👽 wooper 😃🥹

i like inside jokes cus u can say the most random string of words and someone across the room laughs

whenever i see a chubby cat, i call it a "fat bitch" while squishing its face

yeah i only play REAL games 😎

me when i do smth: 😃 me when i have to do smth: 😡

new year, same me lets see what 2025 has in store

scp-wiki.wikidot.com/art:jim-fart... art exchange gift for jiwoahn #scp #scpfoundation

i watched the third sonic movie twice and i can safely say that sonic is definitely in the movie.

me when i get my art exchange gift and i do a lil dance

motivation is a weird thing. i havent worked on my Art Exchange at all until just yesterday where i finished in an hour and sent it. it was midnight. happy holidays yall

out here eating straight up fried garlic, what the hell is a diet

friday the 13th ooh ahh so scary oooOOOOoooo… your sinks are now clogged oooOooOoOOo… im going to dip your socks in water now

changing ur wallpaper is the modern day metamorphosis. its the digitized version of rearranging stuff in ur room.

im sure its common to sit on ur idea and let linger in ur head for days on end before u actually decide to work on it. ive had concepts dance around for so long, its become part of my daily routine. curse being a writer.

sometimes its nice listening to music

whats that one dnd animatic clip where the dungeon master says smth like "how much will it take to break ur will?" and the other guy responds with "one million" and everyone laughs pls ive been searching to no avail

my eyes bulge out of their sockets as they stare at you from across the aisle, what do you do?

me looking thru a menu knowing ill just order the same thing again

obligatory "nice" comment here

oohh its december, its getting jolly! (does not celebrate christmas)

thanksgiving? nah, i only receive thanks

"A performance that'll have you coming back. Something you won't ever forget." scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-8184 Backpedal: A Pseudogenesis Production #scp #scpfoundation

estimates show that 100% of people who breathe air have died. therefore, i am immortal and will surpass all of you.

wow im being so productive in my head. look at me, imagining all the stuff im doing while not doing anything. im so productive 😎

not me spending the last ten minutes looking thru cat videos.

trying to be funny is a sickness. im like a ghost haunting your house, except i drop one or two lines on a daily basis as an attempt at being a stand-up comedian… minus the "standing-up" part.

going to bed after taking a shower hits different.

stay fresh?

the passage of time is weird bc i blinked and suddenly 2025 is a month away? im guessing i lost my brain sometime before.

this logo looks pretty neat ngl

Here’s the Sting

every weekend is a new media obsession. for instance, i’ve been binging house md clips after finding out abt it thru a yt video. now i truly feel like an scp doctor. yes thats how its relevant to the peanut statue fanfic im trapped in.

"there is no cannon" mfs when i blast them to davy jones’ locker.

ty @peppersghostscp.bsky.social for making this. 50 followers in and my ego is satisfied. check this out if u wanna see posts from ur fav #scp authors go.bsky.app/LLvWt4P

being terminally online gives me the advantage of making the most obscure jokes and you wouldn't tell i was making a reference. im basically hitting you with a reverse-a-ball.

welcome to the one-way mirror where i spit random words in a semi-coherent line and you nod along while writing down your own string of random words. this is a thought-to-thought transaction in an effort to see if our thoughts align properly.