This Taco Bell slander has got to stop. Eat more fiber you weaklings. Great way to win people over to your side, shame people who probably already agree with you politically for liking where they get their tacos from.

So George Lucas wants us to believe the blockade of a trade route gets the ball rolling on galactic civil war. Yeah right George!

He's gonna sell the naming rights. Welcome to the Paramount+ Straight of Hormuz.

When the game lets you wear whatever outfit you want and your character is in the cutscenes.

Buying a used EV like a week before we started bombing Iran kinda has me feeling like a genius.

Finally watched Wicked For Good. Pretty sets and whatnot. But everyone in this movie was either: 1. An asshole 2. An idiot 3. Gives up on their goals instantly. 4. All of the above. Seriously no wonder Oz is in the state it is. So bad someone would rather go to Kansas than be there.

Been dealing with Motherless for decades now. Site made its name off of disgusting content. Then a few years back after Tumblr kicked off porn the site wanted to brand itself as the new home for Tumblr-porn. All because they had hired an adult PR publicist.... edition.cnn.com/interactive/...

When you’re on 2 Sets of Four and this is what you were dealt. 🤬🤣 #Phase10

Don’t forget y’all, Chuck Norris, a racist birther, said that electing Barack Obama president would bring about 1000 years of darkness. So that whiny little bitch is dead and now he’ll have darkness for all eternity.

My first car, a 1966 AMC Rambler classic, only took leaded gas. That’s right gas with lead in it - which they didn’t make so I had to use a lead additive. Who knows how unhealthy that was? I’ve now transitioned over and my new car requires no gas whatsoever. All electric⚡️, and I’m never going back!

Watching Kingdom of Heaven Director's Cut. A movie set in Medieval times when Christians, Muslims and Jews were at war. So glad we've moved beyond that kinda stuff. 🙄

Trump asking other countries for help with his boondoggle.

Imagine going to a bar that gives you back your virginity. Bar where you get negative pussy

Dear guy in the yoga studio at the gym doing push-ups. We all hear your grunts, we can tell you’re very bad ass and are working out really really hard. I’ll coordinate the line of people to admire you and be impressed. 🤦🏼‍♂️

I'm old enough to remember when the EFF and their ilk told us regulating tech companies would "break the internet", congratulations kiddos, you lost freedom but hey ya got to keep some torrent sites ran by Russian cybercriminals - be happy!

Sinners' Autumn Durald is officially the first woman to win the Oscar for Best Cinematography.

So stoked to see The Infantry at a PPV...plz let this be the beginning of their move to the main roster! #AEWRevolution

INBOX: The Florida Federation of College Republicans has disbanded and requested the deactivation of the University of Florida chapter of College Republicans, after "members engaged in a pattern of conduct that violated its rules and value, including a recent antisemitic gesture."

🚨NEWS: Democrat Andy Thomson has won the Boca Raton mayoral race by just ONE vote. 🔵 Thomson — 7,568 🔴 Liebelson — 7,567 With 100% of votes in, Thomson becomes the first Democratic mayor of Boca Raton in over 30 years. One vote decided the election.

This might be the greatest split-screen ever broadcast. They’ll play this in museums in future. (🎥 LCI 🇫🇷)

Been watching Black Sails again and even though I knew it was coming - season 4 episode 3 has haunted me since the first time I saw it. 😬

SAW but Jigsaw just runs for a state attorney general post.

I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring.

Get Nyla Rose back on AEW TV already for fuck's sake.

Will he be given a booster seat during his confirmation hearing?

Maybe Linda McMahon can reach out to Glenn Jacobs to get Little Marky some boot lifts.

Supply of apple boxes gonna dwindle with Markwayne Mullin doing pressers now. #LittleMan

Trump showing Kristi Noem her new job

I’m available for food company CEO gigs if it involves golden parachute compensation packages and an obligatory public consumption of a cheeseburger every now and then.

Bryce only has like 1 HP, understandable #aewdynamite

Will Eat Cheeseburgers for CEO Pay

Queues up 1980s buddy comedy Spies Like Us..."they're Afghani freedom fighters...they're our friends!"

BREAKING: Local Person Solves Middle East With Canva Pro.

So I ran a half marathon under the blood moon lunar eclipse, which I’m pretty sure means I’m now endowed with mystical powers beyond you earthly mortals. #running

She Got Game weekend. July 16-19. Viva Las Vegas.

Put up some limited edition Public Enemy SHE GOT GAME shirts to raise money for these women athletes. shop.flavorflavofficial.com

In light of the bigoted new anti-trans law in Kansas, I’m launching a charity auction to benefit Trans Continental Pipeline. I’ll do a 12x16 watercolor painting of the auction winner’s choice. Wrestling, superhero, movie, wedding picture, pets, whatever you want! 1/

One year ago today our little girl crossed the rainbow bridge. Still think about her every day. 💔😻

Think of the people in your life that voted for this. Imagine sharing a conversation with them ever again, why would you?

Pics from my recent trail run out to the La Madre Wilderness/Red Rock Canyon area. #running #trailrunning

Raise your hand if you spoke out against Trump and the GOP having their convention here in Vegas only to be shouted down by the political simps who wanted the convention to be here for their own self-interest. ✋

Yeah but she wasn't 100% perfect so enough people did the totally sensible thing of not voting and letting a fascist take hold of the government - TWICE!. And boy howdy did sitting out voting really show the fascists whats up!

Ya know what sucks? Having your cynicism constantly proven right. The "I told you so" doesn't really hit in a pleasurable way. I would legit like to have my cynicism proven wrong occasionally.

Yeah but what has it done for us lately?

I usually skip these things, but I gotta say the recap that plays before the new episode of Monarch: Legacy of Monsters is a damn good recap.

I don't have anything witty, clever, or particularly profound to say. I'm just so tired of the relentless, aggressive cruelty. What is so hard about letting people simply exist and live their lives? It's hard enough out there. Trans people and immigrants are not the fucking problem.

FUCK ICE chants loud as hell in Denver Colorado during #AEWDynamite. You know that's right!!!!! I love that at this point, production and the wrestlers wait for it so it can build to its crescendo. You know it, I know it, everybody knows it. FUCK. ICE.

iNfORmATiOn wANtS tO bE fREE!

"Fuck Don Callis" "Fuck ICE too!" #AEWDynamite