get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship

breaking my silence to say lacroix cherry lime tastes like shit and I miss polar seltzer

I saw john tortorella behind the team USA bench yesterday and I thought “damn he looks like izzy hands” lmao

I don’t want to hear from r*ta o*a about being a rule breaker lmao

my free preview of peacock concluded before I could see tj oshie’s intermission report sponsored by pokemon

you too will enjoy the feeling of the pleasure ridges

I left work early today because of a migraine so bad I started crying out of frustration which is not a good sign for me

Someone else decided this was good enough to sell prints of without my consent, so if you're interested in prints - I just put this up on my inprnt www.inprnt.com/gallery/skul...

in 2026 we are not calling ennis del mar “queer coded”

if i know discord for anything is that they can and will pussy out if people bully them enough for something. get fucking loud about this

On this day in 1979, 'The Warriors' was released. We discussed it (with insights from the lovely Walter Hill) on our FUN CITY CINEMA episode on the great subway movies:

The bizarre, de-aged Jurassic Park ad is another example of doing something because you could and not because you should. aftermath.site/jurassic-park-...

shane hollander's mom: get in the reeboks shinji

my upstairs neighbor has their music up so loud it’s giving me an anxiety attack lmao

yes you are cooking play by play stede and color commentator ed

i still want someone to write an OFMD hockey AU where Ed and stede are not players but front office guys or maybe Ed is the coach and stede is the GM Ed is the coach and stede is the equipment manager

qwop but for sex

Death Camp For Cutie over here

he's the forest gump of hitlers

i very much enjoy watching a guy encounter horrors beyond comphrension. And also independent films succeeding at the box office. #art

sales rep got me a gobbler sandwich because I’m Stressed and now I’m transcending

A heads up that if you blocked Neil Gaiman on here without unfollowing him first, you are still following him.

“I was banned from an event because people who don’t like me complained” and why don’t they like you?

Harry Potter fan in 2026: yes the author is a Nazi with ties to Jeffrey Epstein but I don't see any of that when I buy my annual wand at the Wizarding World in Florida

🤔 It’s definitely not suspicious at all to have people point out your common Twitter sign off is in the Epstein files and ten completely delete your yacht’s logs right?

ilya rozanov big titty bf

Whole lot of you following Neil Gaiman, and I assume it's because you forgot you did so and he stopped posting when it was revealed he is a rapist. Since he's trying to make a return, do yourself a favour and check if you're following @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com and if so unfollow and block.

imagine calling yourself an investigative journalist trying to exonerate a disgraced fantasy writer and you won’t even put your name on your findings

“By considering Heated Rivalry only as a vehicle for sex scenes, and sex scenes only as titillation, critics have both neglected the physical eloquence of the romance show and ignored connections to the nonverbal language of Tierney’s previous work.”

TIL the fife flyers signed milan lucic in december and not one but TWO front office guys resigned afterwards

Sinners... but make it Leyendecker #SinnersMovie

#Massachusetts #Boston Please donate blood if you can. I'm grateful to the wonderful people around here that do, I needed four transfusion to survive last year. @universalhub.com whdh.com/news/call-fo...

Enjoy the schadenfreude folks, and please consider helping out the charity that was supposed to benefit from the Pride Night cancelled by this dickhead's bigotry (and the Flyers' lack of spine): www.justgiving.com/page/the-hiv...

fuck ass game smh

SWAYYYYYYYYYYY

First time we've had a goalie fight outdoors!

I have TWO (2) vinyl clem stickers

LMFAOOOOO

bitches will be like "you can change people's hearts and minds by applying social pressure" and then get upset at you when you apply social pressure to people

"but our wedding theme was hogwarts" you are a grown adult. pick up any book

we have got to start being meaner to people who are still fans of harry potter. i don't give a shit what you were going through when you read it. that is not your "comfort character" that is a wizard cop written by a mold-addled racist transphobe

in 2018!!!! can we please stop giving her plausible deniability for being one of the most disgusting humans alive

Rowling referring to Lolita as a “great and tragic love story” Jesus fucking Christ. Not only is she a shitty writer but she’s also profoundly stupid and I think we skim over that fact far too often.

in 2026 can we come up with a better word than “gaydar”

I get to see clem today and her mom is making me a cake for my sober anniversary 😭

sad but true: the bruins’ banana yellow stadium series jerseys are ass and I hate them