I can only conclude that Cuomo has a humiliation fetish. Nothing else explains why he is still doing this to himself.

Getting real tired of headlines that are indistinguishable from MadLibs.

I compulsively have to state that 3M in fact stands for Minnesota Mining and Manufacturing. Ever since I learned that I can’t stop telling people whenever 3m comes up.

I’ve never been more certain that someone’s only firearms training was watching excerpts of classes from Thunder Ranch on YouTube.

I put “acquiescence to fascism” as my reason for cancelling.

How the fuck did I get a middle ear infection, in my 40s, without even having a cold?

There’s a lot not to like about Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff General Caine. But just watch him fighting to not throw up as he listens to Hegseth’s fascist warrior-cult bullshit.

Fresh off the risograph! Grab some free posters and let ICE know they aren’t welcome here (or anywhere)

It's foolish to use this shooting to attack Mamdani. The reality is that cops are DOGSHIT at stopping active deadly threats in a rapid manner. Americans are nearly always on their own in times of danger. Whether it comes in the form of a flood or Uvalde.

Yes. This. Absolutely.

Congratulations Mr President, those are in fact 3 nouns.

At the ICE raid and subsequent community resistance in Paramount, California this morning, this skater kid ate dozens of munitions from Border Patrol agents, walked away slowly and flipped them off.

Community solidarity is what keeps us safe! This Pride Month, Delaware DSA is working to make our state a sanctuary for LGBTQ+ siblings and comrades. Join us at Pride Fest on June 26th at The Queen in Wilmington to learn how we can fight together!

If they suspend habeus corpus, my corpus is gonna be hard for anyone but me to habe. If they try to habent this corpus, there’s gonna be a few more corpora on the ground before this corpus gets habuī. Don’t come for my conjugation, I’ve never taken a Latin class in my life.

ALICE is better than MOLLE. I said what I said. #milsurp #prepper #tacticool

RESKEET THIS IF YOU’RE QUEER, LIKE TABLE TOP/BOARD GAMES, YOU’RE HOT AND SEXY AF OR YOU’RE TIRED ✨🌈✨

Clean sheet night is my favorite night of the year.

There is no compromising with fascists: only collaboration.

I think a significant amount of Trump, Elon, RFK Jr, et al’s personalities can be explained by the fact that in their entire lives they have never experienced a relationship, be it platonic, romantic, or sexual, that wasn’t entirely a product of their wealth and power.

Even though gun rights advocates and gun control advocates have argued about the purpose and meaning of the 2nd amendment for decades, I think we can all agree that a wealthy foreigner usurping government power is at least one of the scenarios it’s intended to mitigate.

As expected, while everyone is focused on lip reading a babbling toddler, Elon’s unsubstantiated claims go barely unchecked by online pundits. 10 f—king years & the left leaning media, pundit class, celebrities, & audience refuse to filter out the circus. Anyways here’s wonderwall:

Who would have thought a white South African having more money than God would turn out badly?

I keep seeing discussions about Ye and his wife showing up at the Grammys, and her completely see through dress. Why am I not seeing discussions about how none of the people who encountered him raged and screamed and chased this abusive, nazi-loving, wannabe cult leader mother fucker into the sea?

Republicans (and some dems): we have to ban TikTok because they’re stealing everyone’s data! Also Republicans: Here, Elon, have everyone’s data!

@mcbride.house.gov the good folks at OPM are asking for press and congresspersons to come see what Musk’s goons are doing.

Ok, so how far does this have to go before people stop accusing us of overreacting when we call the Republican Party fascist? If making it illegal to vote against the leader and his policies isn’t fascist, what is?

To all my trans friends. I will punch a Nazi for you. This is not a joke.

After reading the Neil Gaiman article, I was actually glad Terry Pratchett is dead and didn’t see this. Then again, if he was the man I hope he was, I can think of no one I’d rather have write Gaiman’s eventual obituary.

I am Spartacus

We’re calling him The Adjuster from now on, and I need a logo I can start engraving on PMags and custom Glock slide cover plates.