Have watched the Jaffa Cakes commercial with Bonnie Tyler that Catrin references in the Snatch Game episode of Drag Race UK, and I’m pleased to report that it is so fucking stupid.

BBQ fun times with the boy. Featuring fashions by @astrazero.bsky.social

We had a raclette party tonight. I am more cheese than man.

When I hear NTs report on increased rates of ADHD and Autism in increasingly hysterical tones. Me:

Today I used the tumblr shoelaces line with someone at work and the look on their face was priceless when they realised, and they said the response and said “I’VE NEVER GOTTEN THE CHANCE TO SAY THAT IN REAL LIFE BEFORE!”

How did I miss that Joanne Accom (aka Joanne BZ) had a new song? youtu.be/oju8vkaWmQw?...

Currently at the sickeningly cute stage of dating where I’m all heart eyes and everyone around us is all “gross”.

You know it’s serious when you buy each other toothbrushes to keep at your respective places. 😜

I just need a blue and white striped wrestling singlet to turn this into a slutty Obelix costume.

Happy Halloween, by Toutatis!!!

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The housemate, the boy and I carved our jack o lanterns tonight! 🎃🎃🎃

Sadako crawling out of your tv, turning motion smoothing off, then crawling back in

First world questions I’m asking myself: should I buy a raclette machine?

Happy Madison Avenue ARIAs glass of water 25th anniversary! #MadisonAvenueWater25

25 years ago today, Madison Avenue got upstaged by a glass of water at the 2000 ARIA awards. Have a dance around a glass of water tonight to honour the occasion.

All I can think of when I see this video thumbnail.

King shit. Legend.

A remake of Hand That Rocks The Cradle? Sacrilege! Nobody could ever take Lobster De Mornay’s place.

Three doses of @rozhernandez.bsky.social in one day? Ghost hunting with Trixie and new episodes of Ghosted and The Haunted Doll.

How I want Joe Marler on celebrity traitors to leave me when he’s done.

This is my avengers.

Watching Celebrity Traitors and I would climb Joe Marler like a tree.

Latest podcast episode we talk about possibly the most camp Australian pop culture moment that will have its 25th anniversary this week.

Glenn Close saying “giving cunt” is the best thing you’ll hear all weekend

Boyfriend reveal: Me and the boy. That is not my hand under my chin, lol. Introducing @aboutrilo.bsky.social

New episode for those interested :)

New episode finally uploading. Heading to bed and letting it finish uploading overnight.

Dirty martini’s and saucy clothing thanks to @astrazero.bsky.social Photo courtesy of the boy.

The boy has made it onto my phones lock screen. Is this where I start calling it official now?

Lovely date night with the boy last night. Dinner at Gowings, then to the theatre to see Here You Come Again, and finally dropping in for beers at Bears at the Oxford.

spooky weekend vibes.

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Forty two!

For those unfamiliar, I also cohost a podcast as well as running my YouTube channel. In the latest episode, we chat to new up and coming Aussie theme park vlogger and streamer Chuck Chuck Woo! Give him a follow!

Feeling special :)

The boy met some of the friends today. Went well. Is going to meet a bunch more at b’day drinks tomorrow.

Out of office on. C’mon 5 day birthday long weekend!

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It's Goooooooooooning season.

The Plane trees are spoofing everywhere today. Coughing and spluttering like crazy.

New episode launched, now to relax and watch housewives bicker and throw wine.

New episode for those who are interested.

Still sick as a dog. Over being gross and congested. Ran out of ghost hunting shows, so now watching the housewives throw wine at each other for comfort viewing.

Still watching ghost hunting shows. Ghost hunters attempting to talk to spirits through a ghost box. “What was this room used for?” “PUSSY.”

Final trailer has dropped!

Rip it Out 🥩 Another silly little promo vid I made to promote my new EP: music.astrazero.com/Rotten

Just uploaded the lyric video for my track (All For You-Draft) from my new EP, to YT, for anyone interested 🖤 youtu.be/sRyg2sluTVw?...

Trying not to count chickens before they hatch, but met a lovely gentleman on Thursday night, who seems to like me back. Spent today hanging out at the bar he works at just to spend time with him.

Birthday is coming up in a few weeks. It always falls near the long weekend, which is a double edged sword. Yay: time off to celebrate Boo: there are always parties/events scheduled around then and when you try to organise anything for your birthday, you get inevitably flaked on for one of those.