A happy Yoshi-P day to all who celebrate!

The Small Kid wanted to dance to "the glitchy song that says 'baby'," and I know him well enough to translate that to "xXXi_wud_nvrstøp_ÜXXx" by 100 gecs.

The Small Kid is utterly convinced, beyond all reason, that the musician's name is "Justin Beaver."

Looking at LinkedIn is like peering into a room full of people sniffing each other's AI farts.

Downstairs neighbour: "Do you know how to get into old emails? Hotmail?" Me, who's worked in tech support, watching my will to live unravel before my eyes: "Sure!"

Parent: "How were the holidays?" Other Parent: "Good! How about you?" Parent: "How were the holidays?" Me: "Oh my godddddd, what a fucking nightmare! Let me run you off a list, in detail."

If you want to check out just some of the amazing games made in #Tasmania after #LevelUpTasmania2026, check out our list at @tasgamemakers.com! tasgamemakers.com/tasmanian-ga...

Taking a handful of sketch commissions like this one. Three slots. I’ll do more if I have time. 40 USD. PayPal only to Runesael at gmail dot com. Preference for simpler character designs. (My Bluesky DMs do not work here, please reply in thread.)

I've fallen down a NixOS rabbit hole (and I blame both @amithero.bot and @emily.news), and... I like it.

I call this the Rook Swish.

The six year old is currently drawing his own memes about our local government. Definitely his mother's son.

The Big Kid has now started calling The Small Kid "bro," which, while thematically accurate, still rubs me the wrong way.

Man, I wish I knew what you wanted from me.

warm up today was a long overdue birthday present for @wafer.baby of his very precious and wonderful potato.

its a day that ends in y, so why not celebrate by buying my book. It's got queer demons helping a queer person become a demon. It's got silliness and seriousness. what more do you want. demonicresonancetherapy.com

Look, despite every single atom in my body screaming against the idea, I'm going to go to the Outside and have lunch with my coworkers in actual meatspace. Please clap.

the world is hell but people still gotta eat. @rebeccakell.bsky.social and I are gonna marathon knit this Saturday to raise money to support food banks. can you pitch in to our fundraiser? every little bit helps! givebutter.com/knitforfood2...

Made a new friend.

@jonbois.bsky.social You still keen on doing a usesthis.com interview?

The Nap Queen will see you now.

I'm not messing around, her naps are *ferocious*.

I've wished for Arab-made games about Arab mythology for so long, and despite assisting on the project I still can't believe there's one swinging for the fences this hard. House of Hikmah is something very needed in a time where the world would rather erase us. www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZTu...

I'm not really stealing Easter eggs from the kids, I'm protecting their future dental health. I'm... helping.

I had this cursed idea in my head, and it haunted me so much I ended up having to draw it. Sorry, @marathonteam.bungie.net.

i don't vibe code, i dread code. I grow in anxiousness as my fingers insert code into this line. i fear the debugger telling me what monstrosity i have created. i worry for the burden i place on my victims as they execute it. all i can do is cry.