I often think about that girl in a cafe in Rickmansworth, an enigmatic & seemingly throwaway character on page 1 of the Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy #HGGTTG. But I don't think she was a throwaway character. I think Douglas Adams intended to return to her story, if he hadn't died prematurely.

May the Fourth be with you. Be sure to hug your loyal wookiee. #squeee

Rudy Giuliani is in stable condition and resting comfortably

#squeee!

#Squeee!

Mini-horses are basically 500lb puppies. #squeee

The sequel's gonna end the same way. There's only one kind of good nazi.

Security at London Stansted airport tries to force a man to take his Free Palestine T-Shirt off. Man refuses. Security guard loses. Free Palestine.

Hey Bluesky, Why the fuck is my "Following" feed always full of accounts that I do not follow? This is the kind of force-feeding algorithm bullshit that made lots of us quit Facebook.

TOMORROW: Americans are calling out of work, walking out of school, and refusing to shop on the nationwide day of economic disruption. There are many ways you can get involved on May Day: survey.alchemer.com/s3/8705046/i... Join one of the over 3,000 events planned: www.mobilize.us/mayday/map/?...

#squeee!

Meanwhile, in non-shithole countries...

Anyone remember NFTs? Me neither.

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I have so many questions.

Timeline cleanse, because I don't give a shit about the other orange thing. #squeee

Happy perfect date to all who celebrate

Congrats to the former-USA on their new status as a pariah and cultural backwater.

Once again: Netanyahu is a war criminal. Israel is a criminal regime.

A butterfly vigil was held today, the one year anniversary of Virginia's suicide. She was a warrior for the Epstein survivors sisters & so many victims around our nation who did not receive justice. Thank you Virginia & I hope you are at peace. 🦋 www.usatoday.com/picture-gall...

#squeee!

Remembering Amal Khalil

ROFL stands for “Resist Orders From Legislators”.

Achievement unlocked! #squeee

#squeee!

Outside Merriam Webster's HQ. 🤣 @merriam-webster.com

#squeee!

A known serial liar with something to hide, that's who.

I know you spent most of your life outside Canada Prime Minister @mark-carney.bsky.social, let me give you a quick history lesson as to how the Americans finally backed off: youtu.be/_L-vL5NFkYA

Previously, on Lost...

#Squeee blessings.

The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.

Looks like it's a two-cat-posts kind of day, and I'm not sorry. #squeee!

#squeee!

#squeee!

Remember this fuck when his name comes on the ballot.

Traitor @schumer.senate.gov is Bibi and Trump's lapdog.

Everything's broken today, huh? Fine, I'll interwebs somewhere else.

If there's anything better in life than a tabby in a basket flashing crazy eyes, I don't know what it is. #squeee

#Squeee! But at an angle.

Everything he touches.

#Squeee!

I've had a little robin buddy lately, too. He sits on the fence next to my kitchen window, glares angrily at his reflection, and occasionally gets into a fight with himself. #squeee

Liberals are acting like it's back to brunch time. Fascism isn't over yet.

Don't know about you, but I need another shot of #squeee.

Judge gives federal government three weeks to turn over evidence from Renee Good’s killing bit.ly/4c6WtKc