Okay, listen. I can’t hear anymore.

Alabama, pleeeease let’s hand this guy a big fat loss in November.

NBC: “3yo shot dead in Gaza… Al-Ajeen tried to call for an ambulance, Israeli soldiers took his phone and dragged him beyond the yellow line, still carrying Rayan, who was bleeding from his chest… No medical assistance was provided to his dying son…” www.nbcnews.com/world/gaza/s...

When I find out I accidentally left the leftovers on the counter all night.

Finally watched Obsession.

Everyone should be extremely concerned that birthright citizenship was 5-4 and not unanimous.

This didn’t age well since I posted it before I saw the Trump v. Slaughter decision. So that sucks.

Love to see SCOTUS destroying Trump so early in the morning.

It is my birthday.

MAJOR BREAKING: Federal judge has just issued a nationwide block on ICE's policy of arresting immigrants at courthouses.

Me reading internet comments: Thank god I’m not an idiot. Also me: *holds phone up to face to hear better even though I’m wearing headphones*

I think I’m done hearing about the reflecting pool now. The world is on fire.

Is this what y’all elected him to do? Be so for real.

Oh no! They're draining the strategic Mountain Dew reserve!

Who had enjoy watching paint peel on my 2026 bingo card? I didn’t but I’m here for it

Remember when this was supposed to take 4-6 weeks?

Wut. He is the alive one. They must be confused, right?

Cartoon by Steve Breen

So like why do people enjoy Liquid IV? It literally is like ocean water it tastes so salty!

Alabama ranks near dead last for youth mental health care. Teachers see it. Pediatricians see it. ERs see it. Parents see it. The problem isn’t that Alabama kids need too much help. The problem is Alabama adults built a system where help is too hard to get. #UnmuteAlabama #Vote

Here’s the real question: How is Triscuits still on the shelves? Who is buying that crap?

America didn’t turn ugly because he became President. No. He became President because America was already this ugly. That’s the uncomfortable truth nobody wants to admit.

So I hate running. But I’ve started running, you know for like health or whatever. And now I have knee pain. And I’m fighting my brain not to make this an excuse to never run again. I’ve also started weight training again, which is delightful 😌

In my (admittedly tiny and anecdotal) experience, the time is right to be selling your C-Suite on the idea that your company refusing to use AI can be a powerful marketing tool. Leaning into authenticity in a world surrounded by AI slop sells!!

Y’all I have terrible news. I have to renew my passport right now.

Website: “Either disable your ad blocker or subscribe to continue reading!” Me: “Ok, I’ll disable my ad blocker…” [Disables ad blocker and refreshes] Website: “HAHA! Actually, only subscribers can view it! You just got all those ad cookies for NOTHING, idiot!!!”

Follow the money. #TrumpCorruption

Of course I will volunteer two cakes for the library bake sale tomorrow morning. Of course I will also procrastinate until like 1am 🫶

ICE has violated almost 100 court orders. Let me say that another way. 100 times ICE was caught brazenly ignoring the law. 100 times a court told them to immediately stop. And 100 times they ignored the order. That's an out-of-control agency that shouldn't get another dime.

There are a thousand reasons Susan Collins doesn't deserve a sixth term in the Senate. But this, alone, is enough to disqualify her from ever holding public office again.

I just bit my tongue, so obviously I am done for the week. Bye.

What is hilariously unreported here is that the reason the VP has to be careful is because he doesn't want to get out in front of the Big Boss, and Vance therefore thinks that the Pope is basically God's VP.

Idk why but the Goldfish crackers I buy in bulk from Costco always taste freshest, compared to other kinds of packaging and stores.

I had a Blue’s Clues related nightmare. Blue was dognapped and I was following a series of clues she left behind to find her. Ultimately it ended me being chased by a member of the gang who took her while I frantically tried to drop a pin for Steve on a laptop with unreliable WiFi.

this being the thing that crosses the line for many rightwingers is so illustrative of how they don’t really care about anything real that actually matters. their problems are all entirely fictional

I do not understand how we are enabling another Gaza in a huge part of Lebanon. Over 1 million people may no longer have a home to go back to when the bombing stops.

Yeeeeah I wouldn’t come in the middle of this either. It does not feel like the World Cup is about to be here. That’s been so so far from my mind.

What a f*cking waste of lives and money. 😠

Update: I failed at getting away from screens so now my eye is twitching. What’s a girl to do? Probably go browse the random aisle at ALDI…

I need to call all of my reps and then be away from screens for like as long as possible. Mental health is in a bad place after waking up to a goddamn tweet like that one.

It’s the day after Easter. So, if you need me, I will obviously be standing over the kitchen sink eating cold ham out of a Ziplock bag.

Listen… 25th. 25th right now, today. How late is too late?

The Easter holiday does not have pagan origins. m.youtube.com/watch?v=sdjT...

Hello, police? Yes, I’d like to report a crime. Blue’s Clues shows a peanut butter sandwich… on pumpernickel.

Don’t let this fly under the radar: the Trump administration wants to kick ~6 million more people off of food assistance programs, including nearly 2 million children. That would save just $1 billion a year, while Trump spends upwards of $1 billion per *day* on his new forever war. Priorities.

I need it to be a thing where every app asks you “Do you want to use AI?” the same way they have to ask about tracking activity or enabling notifications.

AI is a mistake. Like an epic disaster kind of mistake. And yet corporations and boomers can’t get enough of it.