Yall ever feel like a bunch of shiitake mushroom crisps? Because, man, I think we’re all “Low Temperature Cooked.”

Caving for nothing means that Democrats are the ones responsible for the shutdown because they could have taken this shit deal weeks ago.

Ok, logging off to go reorganize my bookshelf. Because fuck this and everyone who supports it.

This.

This! We elect representatives to represent us! If we have to march in the streets for every vote, then we might as well have a direct fucking democracy.

Primary everyone. I don’t care if they’re voting no. I trust absolutely none of the dems in this Congress. They’re utter failures, every last one. Oh? You’re one of the good ones? You’ve spoken out against the problems? I don’t trust you. Sorry, but time to clean house.

Look, I know frogs have become a point of note in ICE protests, but that wasn’t a call to become the Toad in “The Scorpion and the Toad” you fucking dupes!

Harvested a bunch of Thai basil today before the freeze comes, and it smells AMAZING.

I would say LSU is in disarray, but I think they would have had to be in array first!

MOTHER FUCKER!

Deciding that you want to starve people to try to get more for yourself despite having the means to feed everyone is actually pretty on-brand for the American oligarchy, ngl.

Isn’t it weird how people who claim to be free and independent political thinkers always seem to use the same tired platitudes? How many times I’ve seen, “The Left wing and Right wing belong to the same bird!” Yea, real original thought you stole, there.

Is “copium” still a thing?

Cheney was so evil that him dying actually lifted a curse

Hmm, I wonder what was going on in and around the (I’m assuming politically stable) year of 1969 that may have led to such huge turnouts… may never know!

Dems in ARRAY

Woke 2 is gonna hit like Earl Thomas

This is pretty huge, ngl.

Gonna do one of those “My 5:00-9:00 before my 9:00-5:00” videos, but it’s just me, half asleep, with my kids bouncing on top of me and screaming.

If you believe this, I’ve got a bridge that you might be interested in!

Going through my usual cycle of doing something successfully, wanting to do it again, and then thinking, “what if I did the same thing but WAY BIGGER?!?!” This time it’s “I successfully directed a 5K. Going to do it again next year. What if I ALSO directed a half marathon?!?!”

Well. That was embarrassing. But don’t think Freeze survives losing to Kentucky at home in football.

The proliferation of AI fakes is seriously an existential threat. And I’m honestly not sure how to combat it aside from some kind of Butlerian-Jihad-level shifts. I think our world is going to look VERY different in five years because of this.

I know it’s November 1, so some of yall have already shifted from Spooky to Christmas Season, but I’m here to remind you that THE TURKEY WILL NOT BE DENIED!!!

Just misspelled Shuttlesworth as Shittlesworth, and while that is certainly an affront to the memory of the civil rights leader, it is somewhat accurate to the airport.

The words “suspected” and “alleged” make this a fucking crime. It should not be that difficult a concept to grasp.

I think the W earns Freeze the trip back to Auburn, but not sure he is here by the next game.

Auburn Defense trying to piss off a bunch of Auburn fans by helping us win the game and keep Freeze, lol

The 5K was today! We had one or two small hiccups, but overall everything went super smooth! Ended up with 122 runners and raised over $6,000 after expenses! As this was our first time doing it, I’m beyond pleased and excited to keep it going next year!

I learned this 2 hours ago, and as of 17 minutes ago I’m cleared to announce: Girl Bandits is an NYT Bestseller. Number 4 in paperback nonfiction. I’m still…comprehending.

I’ll admit my kneejerk reaction to the Nazi tat thing was, “maybe it’s a misunderstanding!” But after seeing it? No. Even if his story is true, I can’t believe you went the next twenty years not seeing it. We have to hold to our principles, and if you have a Nazi tattoo, you can’t sit with us.

I look forward to the day when Auburn doesn’t suck. But that day is not today.

Just picked this up at my local Books-a-Million, and you should, too! A very interesting book by the very talented @ehistorian.bsky.social!

The podcasts I work on just won a bunch of Signal Awards! So I’m pretty pumped this morning!

The way I read it, this text was made in his official capacity as Vice President, so this subject to FOIA. So let’s see the rest of the thread!

My Job is Weird, Reason No. 238: I used “severed penis” in a professional email today and no one batted an eye.

Hugh Freeze looks like a Marshmallow Peep that was put in a steamer basket.

2min left, so should be fine around midnight central.

Are we sure Kirby called a TO? Or was he just clapping so he gets another free one?

Seriously, we’re like a half penalty away from Jordan-Hare turning into the Free Bird scene from Kingsman.

If that call had been on us, I think the stadium would have sparked into some kind of revolution.

This game is so frustrating! Also, like, I’m seriously concerned for the safety of these refs.

The Auburn crowd sounds like they’re about to tear down the uprights and shishkebab the refs.

Just got an ad for a St. Anthony keychain that holds an AirTag, and I’ve gotta say that’s just brilliant.

Had a dream where I was back in like 03-04 in a conversation I remember having that was the first time I’d heard of Facebook. I started screaming for people not to join, that it was going to ruin the world, etc. They thought I was joking, and I could not convince them that I was serious.

Russel looks like he is dying out there, lol. #f1

Had a lovely evening out with the wife at our local Oktoberfest! Yall, take some time to enjoy the outside world, even (especially) when things suck.

“The penalty structure for violations of the Hatch Act… includes removal from federal service, reduction in grade, debarment from federal employment for a period not to exceed 5 years, suspension, reprimand, or a civil penalty not to exceed $1,000.” The reward is a book deal and job at Fox News.

So much of the politics on the right is, “I want to do shitty things and not be held accountable for them,” and this is a step toward realizing that dream.

How I imagine all the generals look listening to this drivel from Hegseth: