Me having mopped the floors to prep for my parents’ visit: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me after my floor is covered in ants due to scrubbing away the pheromone trails that kept them out of sight: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck?

Speaking of caring about the economy, if you care about the economy you should oppose our radical and stupid over-compensation on immigration flows. www.cbc.ca/news/busines...

Revisiting my old sketchbook and I had a couple of gems in here.

Reading today's morning file in the @halifaxexaminer.ca and now I'm hungry. www.halifaxexaminer.ca/morning-file...

I’m honestly shocked at how useless most people are in emergency situations. I don’t think I know ANYONE that knows how to make their own Funyuns.

I wonder when the next Locked Tomb book comes out…

The pan in my old rice cooker has worn out enough that I finally broke down and got a Neuro Fuzzy and it is officially my new favourite kitchen appliance.

Realizing North American TV shows had its own version of isekai.

I can’t stop laughing at him saying “they’re highly wearable” while the arm is visibly crushing his ear to a pulp.

Captain Star. God, I loved this absolutely bizarre show as a kid.

Sowing: "fuck it, we ball" Reaping: " fuck it, we bawl"

Five minutes into this movie and I know it’s going to fucking ruin me.

Repeat after me: I am not more kawaii than Pope John XXIII. I am not more kawaii than Glenn Greenwald. I am not more kawaii than Mehmed II. I am not more kawaii than Noam Chomsky. But if I stand back and watch and learn, I will be more kawaii than I am.

Hockey Canada's privatization becoming the radicalizing moment that awakens Canadians to class consciousness

Went on my first hike of the year yesterday, a lovely 10k daisy-chain of trails. Now my body is ruined. Could I have just done a smaller trail? Yes. Is there a universe where I do that? No.

Okay but more than one person wants to play a gender-hopping genetically modified superhero out to destroy their mad-scientist father.

oh hey, happy pride month 👋 🏳️‍🌈

Me explaining that gap in my resume.

I need to re-read This Is How You Lose the Time War.

New Moo Deng just dropped.

Bringing egg salad to the group chat just to watch everyone suffer.

Me: “God, your mom makes a great quiche!” My husband: “I know, but I’m begging you to stop pronouncing it ‘quickie’ in front of her.”

the most wholesome 🧵 in the history of Internet

I don’t know what it is, but the crackling sound bread makes as it comes fresh out of the oven is so relaxing.

Tea and strumpets

I have no idea what happened to my brain but, at some point during COVID lockdown, my normal human “ha ha ha” laugh all merged into one extremely loud, Edna Krabappel-esque, “HA!!!” I feel this meme in my bones.

Don't mind me, I just found a good excuse to repost my Majora's Mask saga with the new 10 photos feature.

My reaction to the Kingdom Hearts 4 announcement.

becoming immune from outrage when encountering weapons-grade takes by slowly teaching myself how not to read

Mr Robot had a scene where Eliot had to guide a character to install a snooper on an FBI network. The “fancy hacker code” was a basic command line script that changes which wifi card to use on a linux machine. That’s it, and It was the most accurate hacking I’ve seen in any show or movie.

I really should get into gardening. C/ @404media.co

Reactivating my Bluesky account after an extended break.