Literally so mad rn, I just went to give a griefer a jester and was denied. www.pcgamer.com/software/pla...

Literally so nosy like what is his problem? Giving Gladys Kravitz teas

About to log into work after a 12 day staycation that I was sick for half of, pray for me.

Love when my Devices™️ say "workout recorded" and it's just me showering and getting ready to leave on time + driving in traffic to get to my 7am barber appointment

I don't know how to pose with talent at meet n greets dot jog

~~love~~ when I lose 90 mins of progress in a game bc I got too immersed and forgot to quicksave at least once in the time #Lorerim #Skyrim

One of my favorite bands announced a new album for 2026!!!

Trying to watch the Google Pixel 10 event live in the background as I work... I'm not sure what I was expecting re: this level of manufactured enthusiasm and cheese. And its hosted by Jimmy Fallon. I'm not strong enough for this.

imagine waiting so long for the Venga Bus and it looks like this

Sex is great but have you ever made peace with the terror of being alive

The onslaught of AS10 finale/winner spoilers that materialized at 12:01 am was immediate and profound. Many of them were fan edits too, which tells me the fandom really wanted to confirm what we already knew so we could move on.

Demon: "For breaking the sacred pact that guaranteed your careers, I've constructed a special hell, just for you: a shitty bbq with infinite Bert Kreischers, forever" Tom Segura/Joe Rogan: "NOOOOOO"

Absolutely elated to see that Amazon launched a capitalist bacchanal to celebrate my birthday. Now spend!!!!

I swear I heard "f**got" out of absolutely nowhere, then I looked around my room, and ..

Happy Birthday to my favorite ageless twink, @robroberts.bsky.social

@bethesdastudios.com I will buy Skyrim for the 3rd or 4th time if you tune / remaster it for the Switch 2 :) ty in advance

My department at work got us a photographer for LinkedIn / bio headshots lol Realtor teas

I ran a mile in 9:22 today plz clap. Obviously that's not great but I was convinced it'd be much worse.

If this was the log line of a fic on AO3 featuring "Geralt of Rivia" and, like, "DoomGuy", I'd have it saved to favorites before the first paragraph was read.

Doing Open World challenges to earn costumes and fuck I'm bad at Mario Kart. Worst console since the Jaguar, 3/10

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH

Best Buys point of sale / CRM crashed for all first come first serve and peripheral purchases 👻👻👻 leaving before there is a riot

Best Buy online pre-order experience: 🥴🙂‍↕️🫅🏻🎂🎖️ Best Buy afterhours pre-order physical pickup: 🤢🥸👻🤷🏻🧑🏻‍🦳🐢

Fit into 36" pants again this morning. Steps. (I also go to CrossFit 2-3x a week and sometimes a normie gym but for weight loss, these alone were absolutely not working.)

Clocked at the gig

Yoooooo @robroberts.bsky.social @morbidlygay.bsky.social

I reminded myself of the math regarding TES: Oblivions difficulty settings bc I tried dipping my toe into Expert, and Lord mercy is it stupid. This would've been a great opportunity to fix it but Virtuos wasn't commissioned to do rebalancing or bug fixing, so boo @ Bethesda for the fumble.

How out of touch am I that these don't seem toooooo bad for theme park prices?

Kylie concert / being in LA celebrity sightings: James A Janisse Pandora Boxx

Found a store that is 100% blind boxes.. infuriating. Let me buy my plastic weeaboo uwu kawaii bullshit in peace, without gambling. That said: (Cc: @mikedeft.bsky.social)

CrossFit has the boojina literally so sweaty rn

I was able to get a Switch 2 pre-order bc a certain major retailer released a bunch that were botted on Weds night but ultimately failed the credit card hold.

cat math: 1 cat = 1 cats worth litterbox activity 2 cats = 4 cats worth of litterbox activity

Good morning Happy Earth Day

Repost with your favorite James Bond (wrong answers only)

The devil couldn't reach me, so he sent ..

Name is Allen but responds to most gay slurs in a pinch

Me in the national security group chat

I'll never get over Cheddars heart nose and winged eyeliner

My account is too chaste for J*x to find me

"Time for the 80s to make another comeback!" "Which part? The coke? Extolling the positives of shameless greed? Drab brown home interiors? Garage door eyeshadow?"

Southwest really in for a shock when they figure out everyone who bitched about how they never fly SW because the seating is ghetto and confusing didn't actually mean they'd start flying if they could get assigned seats.

guys love to say “dude my balatro run last night was insane” then show you a screenshot like this

Derp

Love an 11am Coke Zero

Back in the office after 3? 4 weeks? High today is 69. Ofc shitty rain is on the horizon but Spring is en route.

I absolutely loathe Crossfit Open season. I dgaf about any variation of these rotted workouts.