what if I told this fellowship I’m applying for that I’m basically a transexual Mary Oliver? would that go over well do you think?

I got through my birthday without crying but TDOR is the final boss so who knows how today will go

a cis man singing sweet transvestite at karaoke on trans girl tuesday is certainly A CHOICE

five birthdays at the gay bar tonight scorpios really be gayer than you expect

whisky without the e (cut from the team)

Doctor worm has struck the second tower

no I’m pretty sure I’m listening to this year by the mountain goats a normal amount

the pitch meeting for my life producer: she’s a beautiful trans woman but her birthday is international men’s day! director: perfect and the day after will be trans day of remembrance! show runner: I also think she should be constantly misunderstood and taken advantage of because she’s too generous

my lover threatened to marry me tonight and that’s love babes

my favorite thing about being trans is where you know (justified true belief) that you are being treated weird because you’re trans but you can only explain through appeal to authority (trans girls are experts in fucked vibes) my second favorite thing is that they make you study epistemology

bruh the levels of going through it I’m in right now are downright embarrassing

do you think jesus’s pronouns were he/hymn?

in my day you could get any footlong for five dollars in any neighborhood before or after 4 pm it’s a shame how much we’ve lost

power washer? I hardly know er!

everybody transgender

Everything’s still romantic right?

Someone at work said “I think of you as a bolo tie person” today so I am being seen and also recognized

the song I Don’t Want To might end me

P.S Eliot truthers are eating good this morning

if someone is related to you and in your generation, that’s a cousin, if they are from the generation before you, they are auntie, if they are the generation after you, they are nephew

if you want to stop breathing for four minutes, highly recommend watching this

the president sucks so much in every conceivable way that he makes demolishing a wing of the white house not even exciting or cool

as a treat, I pretend all josies mentioned in song are me

my birthday is coming early

Formally announcing that I have gotten over a crush so there’s hope for all of us actually

A stupid bullshit thing made me feel bad so I watched my favorite movie of all time 10 Things I Hate About You and now I am normal

dear diary,

no one writes literature that is truly horny because it is too terrifying of a human experience to face with a critical artistic lens

I love seeing my stuff in print

If you ever go to a bar and the whole crew cisgender, leave immediately

I don’t remember posing for this

We’ve had fourthmeal. But what about SECOND fourthmeal?

let the gourd times roll

the limit does not exist

*springsteen voice* come back home to the dick suckin factory / hiring man says son if it was up to me

30 minute sheet pan dry cleaners. 30 minute sheet pan catching up with friends. 30 minute sheet pan making love to your beautiful wife.

again I say

read poems at trans camp got a giant applause break again

dm me for a perspective shift

while we know it is very important to keep ‘em guessing, one must accept the dire importance of, on certain occasions, lettin ‘em know

are you telling me a crab ran this goon?

Working at a restaurant everyone loves is less like the bear and more like a cartoon like what do you mean I had a line down the block for five hours today and everyone was happy to wait nothing about that makes sense what do you mean I sold $8000 in food today what is this

are you telling me a crab ran this goon?

what do you mean I read three poems yesterday and got two applause breaks

POV: I’m reading you a poem about the rain

my pronouns are she in a butch way and they in a femme way, just to clear things up

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