who told costar I like em dogs out?

are you telling me a sub bottom lined this party?

when we say dudes rock this is what we mean

you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of

We need to uncreate the internet

He does this every Friday.

Happy Rex Manning Day to all who celebrate!

constantly troubled and vexed by beautiful tall women with their feet out at my gym and I know you’re thinking josie just don’t go to a bouldering gym you’re self selecting for your own problems and to that I say what part of my life suggests I don’t break my own heart on purpose

120 DEADLIFT FUCK IT WE BALL

A gas saving tip that everyone hates but is 100% effective and accessible for anyone who drives is "go slower"

Jesus creates the papacy with foreknowledge of chicago pope on hot ones

Fuck him up Socrates

deadlifting 115 the price to tell me shit is going up

you can’t love a jester and hate the japes

did my first 100 pound bench press nobody better try to tell me shit

I’m spicy on Bluesky this morning but I am also very hot and pretty and funny and strong and lesbian in case anyone wants to do something about it

the thing is that I love Stella and it is probably foundational to my love of comedy and absurdity more generally but MIB has become a person who apparently cannot take any stand except for “come on you guys you’re being a little harsh” and so I cannot and will not ever be able support him again

What you think of the quality of HP, whether you think it's bad or good or embarrassing or important, doesn't matter. What matters is its author is making money off it to funnel into stripping trans people of their rights. I'd give up literally anything if that was the consequence of loving it.

here are a bunch of random horses that you can use conversation while texting your friends and/or crush

you like the racist book for babies? as a forty year old? what the fuck is wrong with you?

maybe it doesn’t matter but I don’t like how things have shifted so that “providing financial support to others” and “mutual aid” have become synonymous terms. Mutual aid does sort of require a reciprocal relationship and an understanding that the people who give can also be the people who receive

I love how Hulu shows me ads for only the things that matter most and that I care about so much: army, AI, and ozempic

a fifty year old song might be slightly transphobic? should we alert the media? throw a party? invite moby to dj????

Muscle girlie at the gym is wearing a Have Heart sweatshirt should I tell her I got my front tooth broken in a Have Heart pit 20 years ago?

This is why I practice juggling

I legitimately believed that Niko was responsible for this in the same way she was responsible for me getting very into the Goo Goo Dolls recently and because I don’t believe in tiktok, I will go on believing that Niko is responsible

I trained him well he writes his own roasts

I can’t help it I love the way men love

why would she post this

In a dream you saw a way to survive and you were full of joy you fuckaas bitch

she only calls me this when I say something really funny

Help I can’t stop listening to The Goo Goo Dolls

They have the meats

History is found out by the ones who fuck around or whatever napoleon said

Good morning! Yes, this is he

GO ALL OUT IN ROMANCE AND LET THE CHIPS FALL WHERE THEY MAY

SELF-AWARENESS CAN BE CRIPPLING

Overhead press my enemy

the crash outs will continue until morale improves

the bombings are a distraction from the domestic raids are a distraction from the pedophilia is a distraction from the bombings are a distraction from the embezzlement is a distraction from the domestic raids is a distraction from the bombings are a distraction from the concentration camps are a dis

This is really a huge deal. I’ve been out for almost ten years and I am still NEVER in a space with this many trans women unless it is explicitly a space for trans people

transvestigating at the gym (there might be four trans people at my gym!)

This chair has been the biggest fight in our relationship

the mortifying ordeal of being known

If you do not love trans people, your life is empty

it's all just art. "porn" is just art that makes you horny, in precisely the way that "horror" is art that makes you scared and "metroidvania" is art that makes you write video essays

we in Minneapolis take our shots at Saint Paul (and we are right to do so, we’re siblings we should fight some) but you CANNOT deny the absolute drip on our short king older brother