we in Minneapolis take our shots at Saint Paul (and we are right to do so, we’re siblings we should fight some) but you CANNOT deny the absolute drip on our short king older brother

hi, I'm jana. a pickup line is a lot like a poem. the best ones teach us what it's like to hurt as another person. now, imagine how it must feel to have never seen your smile

I am going to hit the scene and use this as a line and clean up thank you jana

me when i want my gentle puck to come hither

my one coworker will send the most confusing out of order nonsense tickets and act like I’m silly for needing clarification but then he will send a perfectly crystal clear ticket and explain it to me like I can’t read

I work at one of the best restaurants in the United States and I eat Taco Bell more often than at the place I work

This is the best song ever

stum p

got my first poetry rejection of 2026 ☺️

I love to listen to the saddest songs in the world to pump myself up to lift heavy weights

anyway, quibble about ‘lover’ if you must, but if you aren’t the eensiest bit in love with even your more casual partners then you and i just have very different approaches to the honorable act of wasting your own time

I started weight training a month ago and the app I use tracks the total weight logged and I am up to 55,000 pounds and I don’t think anyone in the world can tell me shit

broke: Black People don’t tip woke: Black People do tip actually bespoke (me): Black People have no obligation to tip white people

Good morning. We cannot let the landlords live

The cranks are organized so the rest of us have to be too

they they on my them til I’m theirs

Meg is a former colleague of mine and she is probably the best labor attorney in Minnesota

oh you think the Boss is cringe? you think he’s embarrassingly earnest? you fucking reprobate. bruce has been embarrassing me my whole life

I saw a critique of Springsteen's new song, it being too earnest and cringe, and if I could just take a second to introduce you to the entire Bruce Springsteen catalogue we could settle this in a heartbeat.

WE ARE GOING TO FUCKING WIN

You never need to give awful people credit for occasionally doing the right thing, however you can take heart when a deeply cynical person sticks their finger in the wind and pivots rapidly in the correct direction

Labor organizing uses a 1-5 scale to asses people; 1s are organizers, 5s should be treated as stoolies for management. As a general rule, the focus is getting 3s to 2 and 2s to 1. 4s are often only a consideration either when there are no 3s left or you can tell one of them is about to become a 5.

I've been thinking on it for a while now and I've come to the conclusion: We're going to win.

I’ve been to the gym three days a week for two weeks now prepare to fawn over me if you weren’t already

I’m starting weight lifting today in case anybody needed to know that

Yes I am built like She-Hulk what of it?

I had to put down my elderly cat today and I am very sad but first and foremost I want to say fuck ICE forever we are going to win

I love you Minneapolis we are going to win

Dildirt

lemon, it’s january

happy birthday all horses (northern hemisphere)

I have emailed half a dozen hot gay therapists my healing journey is beginning

trend forecast tag yourself!

there are jingle bells everywhere for those with eyes to see

first date idea: I watch you do this while you watch me lose at pool

shout out to insane women with dark hair who cackle like witches when they’re delighted you are everything to me

my posts have lead to a lot more gay people on my phone reading my poetry and some of my finest situationships

For my birthday what if you listened to Radio Player 👀

The kind of thing you post when you have a humiliation kink

I decided today that I’m gonna try to get FFS in 2026 so apologies to all haters that I will be getting even more beautiful than previously expected with age but for all josie fans, do please let me know what beautiful women I already resemble so I can compile a reference portfolio

Better to suck in Hell than do hand stuff in Heav'n.

tis the season

there are more important things in life than money, such as being followed by hot women online

tis the season to listen to every version of So Much Wine, the saddest Christmas song probably ever

someone hit on me tonight and I told them “this is not a good time” lmao lol even

what if I told this fellowship I’m applying for that I’m basically a transexual Mary Oliver? would that go over well do you think?

I got through my birthday without crying but TDOR is the final boss so who knows how today will go

a cis man singing sweet transvestite at karaoke on trans girl tuesday is certainly A CHOICE

five birthdays at the gay bar tonight scorpios really be gayer than you expect