Radicalize America’s dads by telling them Climate Change is touching Earth’s thermostat

I'm tired of disingenuous freaks.

Tesla humanoid robots? In THIS economy?

Whatever happened to the price of eggs? Are we going to get cheap eggs from Venezuela? Greenland?

I haven't watched the Rose Parade in years, but this year is different. #StarTrek60

Pretty high on frankincense and myrrh right now.

Not joking: has one reporter responded to his preposterous Sgt Schultz “I know nothing” schtick by immediately asking: * Doesn’t this level of ignorance disqualify you as speaker? * Do you really think we are so dumb to believe you? * Do you think it is appropriate to insult the voters like this?

I'm reminded of a funny tweet I saw on Twitter a few years ago, about Star Trek episode titles.

@simplyedc.bsky.social I see a Pioneer SX-750 in that stack. Best Receiver ever!

Keys to the office? Check! ✅ Sworn in as Congresswoman? Not quite 🙅🏻‍♂️

A terrific AFP fact check uses reverse image searches to expose how a White House video took scenes from Florida, Texas, South Carolina and Nebraska and lied that they showed "Chicago is in chaos." factcheck.afp.com/doc.afp.com....

@gorillaschoice.bsky.social Hi Joe!

We're living in The Bronze Age of Stupid.

dracula: so we meet again mister bond bond: have we met? sorry dracula: at susan’s party  bond: dracula: in malibu bond: oh right right the vampire guy dracula: ha ha yes the vampire guy

Did I tell you about the haunted balloon in my house? I did? OK, never mind.

Made some unbelievably good coffee this mornin'.

When I wrote above that in no city, metro area, or state is a 2-bedroom affordable on minimum wage, that's based on local minimum wages, often higher than federal—which hasn't been raised in 16 YEARS. The average U.S. minimum-wage worker must work *116 hours a week* to afford a 2-bedroom apartment.

A Labor Day reminder: today there isn't a single city, metro area, or state in the U.S. where a full-time minimum-wage worker can afford a modest 2-bedroom apartment. Millions of people with jobs—even multiple jobs—aren't safe from homelessness in this country.

WHOOPSIE DOODLE

When will people become un-stupid again?

In a doctors waiting room sitting next to a guy with a hairpiece who’s listening to a story over his phone about Caesar Romero’s hairpiece It appears to be bringing him great solace and comfort “By the nineteen sixties the hairpiece had become a character in of itself” made us both smile

Man Who Thought He'd Lost All Hope Loses Last Additional Bit Of Hope He Didn't Even Know He Still Had theonion.com/man-who...

If I was a liar I’d simply invest in flame retardant pants so no one would know.

Still hanging around from Turtle Tuesday

Motherfucking wind farms…

There's a feeling I get when I look to the West And my spirit is crying for leaving

Migrants at a Miami immigration jail were shackled with their hands tied behind their backs and made to kneel to eat food from styrofoam plates “like dogs”, according to a report published on Monday into conditions at three overcrowded south Florida facilities.

Bunny rummaging through my room and apparently I went to Fuddruckers New Year's day 2010, ordered Fudd Meal #3 and my Host was Gary.

Embracing my new Petticoat Junction lifestyle.

Had a wardrobe malfunction at church.

Keeping it real.

People like having fun, I assume.

I can read the word Havarti upside down.

Got spritzed in a haunted clown graveyard.

You guys like garlic bread?

Ate a lot of garlic bread.

Dinosaur Jr. implies the existence of a Dinosaur Sr.

NEW: FDA Inspectors Again Find Dangerous Breakdowns at an Indian Factory Supplying Medications to U.S. Consumers

The United States summed up in two headlines.

Is Cher still a gypsy? Please tell me Cher is still a gypsy.

Please step back. The endorphins are about to commence.

You guys like being in a trance?

I'm not in a trance, YOU ARE!

"I'm nooot a hyyyypnotist," I said, hypnotically.

Coffee could've been a mite better this morning.

Got up early and washed my car for the first time in 5 years and you'll never believe what I discovered: It's a Toyota.