This machine kills fascists

Clive Clemons' Inappropriate Response Channel check-in : 121s

RIP Tom Noonan. Tons of great stuff, but he was certainly my favorite Frankenstein when I was little, and it really stuck

RIP. I swear the "Dawson's Creek" theme seems to play at Meijer every time I grocery shop. Gonna be a bummer next time

This Valentine's is the anniversary of me finding out Hungry Howie's doesn't cut their heart-shaped pizzas.

KIMA/CBS commercials, 2/11/1996 part 1 : 456s

Interesting that the "creeps" are called "ghouls" here

Depressed enough to not care that the dog is licking my sock and making it all wet, because at least he can be happy.

Why didn't they cast Ryan Stiles as the reboot Freddy? He's stretched Pepsi bottle Robert Englund

how about getting addicted to buying your friends hamburgers instead of the sports gambling. yeah man im a burger bud. what can i say, i drive around town handing out burgers to my hundreds of friends, ive got a real problem

if dracula drank my blood right now in like 45 minutes he would have his friend call 911 because he was having a panic attack

Women ask the dealership to just weld two cars together to make the vehicle

Alright, so when should I start posting my old Yanni jokes? Will posting the Yanni jokes no one wanted garner a following?

I have arrived here at the other site, just because folks seemed to be talking it up a lot, and I wanted to make sure my username didn't get letterboxd again. Don't worry folks! My posts will blow just as much! Kept the Ernest Pizza Mom avatar, but perhaps I should finally change it?