The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow

He seems to be constantly fighting 'wokeness' these days...

What a bunch of shady creepers.

😂😂😅

It feels like a we’re wasting more money on poorly run/illegal DOJ actions than DOGE ever saved. Just to appease a butthurt hothead president…

Best case: The President of the United States knew about a pedophilia ring and did nothing to stop it. Medium case: He also used his office to protect the perpetrators. Worst case: Because he was one of the perpetrators.

😂

Has there ever been a weaker Speaker of the House than Mike Johnson, who just picks up the phone each day, says ‘yes sir’ a bunch of times, then hangs up and does what he’s told? Which is do nothing and lie constantly.

I prosecuted parents who deliberately starved their children. Now Trump and the Republican Party are deliberately starving our nation's children? How is this not child abuse?

There’s no better way to show how backward and absolutely lunatic you are than to bring a lawsuit against so much scientific evidence. Good job, Paxton. 🙄

Mike Johnson is failing miserably at his job. (Actually, as a human being as well.)

I for one think the Epstein Ballroom will be magnificent. I love the decor theme of “what if Uday Hussein ran a Ramada Inn.” And giving it a theme song everyone will associate with it is a stroke of brilliance! “Thank Heaven for Little Girls” is very catchy.

What if everyone just decided to wear masks and jackets that say “ICE” on it? Maybe prompting the actual agents to properly identify themselves but also maybe because it would be funny.

Oakland, California

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Why would the Nobel committee ever give a Peace Prize to an asshole who wages war on cities and states from the opposing political party?

Can someone please ask President Thin Skin exactly what part of ANTI-FASCISM that he doesn't like? It's ANTI-fascism, for fux sakes. #antifa

To JD Vance: We’ve gone through many government shutdowns without having to fire anyone. And of course you want to do it—it’s what you guys have been saying and doing since you took office. Cut out the lies and horseshit—we all see you.

When the Right lies about the Left, it's called "Free Speech" but when the Left tells the truth about the Right, it's called "Inciting Violence."

Damn, that’s like the fourth rapture that has left me behind… 😞

No one will stop comparing ICE to the Gestapo until they stop acting like the Gestapo

Nice job, Jimmy.

When Disney suspended Jimmy Kimmel, I knew it was a business decision and was sad they would not just do the right thing. Now I’m glad Kimmel is back, but still sad because even though they’re now doing the right thing, it’s still a business decision.

Look, I finally agree with Ted Cruz on something (FCC should not be censoring media companies). BUT, if you listen to Ted closely, he says it’s because it “will end up bad for conservatives.” So he’s not saying he supports free speech for everyone, he’s afraid it will be taken away from his side…

And a MAGAT puke......

Just a reminder: 😡

Fuck MAGA for being so quick to blame leftists for Charlie Kirk’s murder, then claiming the fuck up when the shooter turned out to be conservative.

Murder is wrong mmmkay… But expecting people to have empathy for someone who decried empathy and thought it was worth sacrificing other people’s children to have guns is some next level hypocrisy.

Oh, no, Donnie—it is very much a live issue. (And it totally DOES sound like your language. Lying about it does not make it so.)

That says it all!

Every person who says "of course there are some uses for LLMs" should be forced to immediately list what those uses are, taking into account that: a) they cannot be accurate and there is no way to make them accurate b) they have been repeatedly shown to make users dumber and worse at their jobs

This is very accurate

Oh, this guy is good…!

Save this one for when the news break out ;)

If you're 60, 69.1% of all job growth since your birth occurred under Democratic administrations. If you're 45, that number is 74.7%. If you're under 28, the number is 100%. Happy Labor Day.

🍌 Donkey Kong Barrel 🍌 #DonkeyKong #nintendo

Totally dismayed at how my AppleTV device cannot keep track of which streaming service I watch particular shows on. And which shows I watch, for that matter. Get some real programmers…