For some reason, SO’s staff meeting has each person give a five-year plan. Hers is to make the USSR an industrialized country.

Printer: do you want a receipt? Me: I better. George Soros is a real stickler on reimbursements #nokings

“Hey, cursed monkey paw! Guns are the leading cause of death in US children. Can you do something about that?” #RFK #CDC thehill.com/homenews/edu...

Once again refused a pierogi

OK, I’m guessing when they release the “Epstein Files” it will just be a note saying Donald Trump never was on the plane or visited the island (signed “Epstein’s mother”).

I just changed the name of my car to “Harvey Milk.”

“I can't help myself! I have no control over this, this evil thing inside of me, the fire, the voices, the torment!” www.thetimes.com/us/american-... #USAID

Phrasing!

About time we replaced all the peacefighters at the Pentagon.