damn really makes you reflect on the numerous other times the US government and its proxies have said "terrorists" were using "human shields"

so charlie kirk gets shot in the neck then a week later they introduce a character named "full necky"

i fucking love my country of MPLS

everyone needs to start pirating movies and TV shows again NOW

how i feel knowing we have batteries thanks to my girlfriend and i can conveniently replace the ones in a dead device at any time

estrogen wouldn’t *save* her, but I’m fascinated by what it might do

its so funny to me that everyone is just fine with pheonix wright bringing random teenage girls into the courtroom. hes just so obviously gay that no one gives it a second thought

Oil Pastel "Two Women"

Her Listening Age was 16 you sick fuck

"Anna" works packing lettuce in Salinas, CA. "At the end of the day, my hands hurt from the constant repeated motion. I packs more than 1000 boxes very rapidly all day long. It's hard work but allows me to make a living and feed my family." #WeFeedYou

It brings me a great joy remembering that Rick is Australian in the 4Kids dub of Kirby Right Back at Ya

Bro found his favorite snack

a dog broke into my house to sniff my floor and lick stuff

Thank you sir

d&d is not a game where you can do anything you are thinking of garry’s mod

[vocal stim]

bro why does my phone want me to connect to my neighbors smart light so bad

THIS JIT CRACKS BIRDS

one of my favorite things to do is start out trying to recreate something and then using that as a jumping off point for my own thing. this is great with synth sounds and beats

i just have so much left to say

When Something Smells Its Usually The Larry

LET HER COOK

thinking about that icp tweet that said something like "we all owe our lives to wemon"

being an adult is so fucking funny i jerk off like once a month now

another pingas point a gay stuck in the dinner

firefox AI and slop disablers from tumblr for the people from local hero mckitterick. Tried it on my end and the browser is significantly faster now (copy paste-able in the alt text)

This is DEFCON 1 priority, y'all. Call your senators, reps, call your friends and tell them to call their senators and reps about this. Call your grandma and tell her to call her senators and reps about this. What we have here will be *gone* if these bills pass.

ummmm yeah dude your dog just died dude idk bro

for World AIDS Day, a 1988 cartoon from the Advocate's Gerald Donelan

Feels like trans language forwarded by cis people("gender affirming care", "gender reassignment surgery", "identify as", etc) is less about respecting the full gender spectrum and more about keeping cis people from feeling uncomfortable about having to think about how gender/sex are variable

there are little tiny animals everywhere

when you notice you will shit bricks

drove my gfs truck for the first time... i should never be given this power.....

You make everything look simple… but it's not.

green hedgehog sonic

Hahaha, right?! Or what about mandatory disclosures for the discrepancy between the salaries of the CEO and their lowest paid worker? That would be so funny, right?! Let’s do it as a funny joke!!!

virtual pet

cookies and candy time

Frozen isnt my typa animation, its so fucking girly and shit but I LOOVE LEGGOS HEHE Best Movie Ever!?

i am tiny!...

"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!" "no problem boss. i'm on it"

i should be able to purr irl

my cock is one of mankinds greatest erections

Weeeeee

maracas are one of mankinds greatest inventions