tried recording earlier and kept accidentally playing it faster and faster until i was fingerpicking this 130 bpm song at 170

i got caught breaking into my neighbor's apartment and the judge is letting him keep all his stuff???

day 1 of lightly tapping my chicken until she turns around

r plus 7 is the greatest album ever made and 10,000 other sentences ive totally never said before

BIG NEWS: New rodent just dropped.

cleaned the living room today now im laying in bed with a belly full of pasta

Low cortisol Tachyon #umamusume #ウマ娘

Not only did the *entire* world see that any treaty they make with the US might be torn up by a pedophile 4 years later, but they then watched the supposed opposition party basically just jack off all day following a threat of genocide. *Nobody* is trusting dems

Average U.K. protest and counter protest.

listening to the powers that b will make you want to beat every death grips fan to death with your bare hands

I can't believe a FIFA Peace Prize winner would do this

The thing about Trump openly confessing to committing a war crime today is that a quarter century ago, Schumer Biden Kerry Hillary and Feinstein voted, in an *overwhelmingly* bipartisan way, to militarily invade the Hague were the US to ever be prosecuted by ICC.

day 155

Ultimately the problem with "heads I win, tails you lose" as a diplomatic mantra is that eventually someone will just shoot you instead of flipping the coin.

gf is walking back and forth with money in her hand and she keeps dropping 100s

I think it's bad for the President to threaten to annihilate an entire culture and i do not think you are being alarmist if you take his threats seriously and literally.

dumb nerd thing that bothers me: anytime they bring up rexicoricofallipatorius past the slitheen invasion in season one EVERY DOCTOR WHO CHARACTER refers to rexicoricofallipatorians as the slitheen. thats so fucked up. thats just a single family

The Pittsburgh Press April 04,1906

i could fuck this in and out burger

not enough of you are doing this shit

1000 year old kitti

No One Has Wished Her A Happy Birthday At All And Let's Just Say: We Get It.

today is her birthday her name is 1000000 missles explode she is 1 second old and has never eaten any food before we love you little one

mujicas

ルカを描いた

for sale, bush era adderal, never snorted

i am a mentally healthy woman that is doing is doing a deprived run in dark souls one for the 9000th time

sexualizing ball joints

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The Professor's Bunny Experiment ✨

10,000 post bird forum argument titled seeds vs nuts vs berries locked after multiple doxxes (pictures of trees) and some users telling others to "fly in front of airplane wings"

Easter treats… chicken?

yearning for another woman wgen i already have 2 girlfriends but its ok cuz im kind and lovely and sweet

i steal my girlfriends phones while they have sex snd post things in our groupchat #livingwithevil #thevillainamongus

hate being sick.....

知名網紅愛上星二代

Hand size difference

im just a little mouse please dont explode me with dynamite

might try to start Mason & Dixon again...

nyamutsumiri? this shorty really did bag a baddie with zero effort "which baddie?" yes #dlarts #avemujica

just spilled water over myself cuz i got to greedy

Cat Catseye!

this is my new oc sexy babe-chan

day 152

i forgot to share this here #umamusume

spent all day in bed cuz (i think?) im sick but now i feel okay-ish so my brain is like u fool... u couldve done stuff... if only....