Love that the richest country in the world won't provide health care or food to the citizens. Because it can, it chooses not to.

Oh you're trying to say the cost of living is skyrocketing? Donald Trump can't hear you over the sound of bulldozers demolishing a wing of the White House to build a new grand ballroom.

But what about the peace deal he negotiated with the giant PEACE 2025 letters?

To the guy who was next to me at dinner saying there was nothing that would ever get him to spend his Saturday at a protest and then explaining to his very bored table how the federal judges should just let Trump do what he wanted, he thinks this about you too.

Looking forward to them having her back with Olivia Nuzzi's book is released.

But wasn't he all about freedom? They sell $35 shirts and $39 hats that advocate for FREEDOM.

Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately https://theonion.com/nation-s-indigenous-people-confirm-they-don-t-need-spec-1839033177/

It's time again as a notable Italian-American to note Christopher Columbus was an absolute piece of shit human who didn't land anywhere near this actual country so why the fuck should he stop the mail for the whole day Anyway, Happy Indigenous People's Day, y'all

Super normal. Stage. Big ass letters.

"Carving orange pumpkins sounds like a pretty fitting way to ring in the season. You know what else does? Performing an all-gourd reenactment of an episode of 'Diff’rent Strokes.'"

What is wrong with these people? Of course there won't be any records left when this is all over, but there was a time when this sort of behavior was punished.

Oh. This motherfucker can't math either.

A collection of grifters: Insane old man, medical quack, trust fund junkie made of foreskins, and some other asshole on the right.

The aide would get fired.

FROGS TOGETHER STRONG is fucking incredible

Did George Clooney ever apologize for all this? Fucking guy lives in France most of the time. You owe us all.

Is this an ancient webcam pointed at some sort of stopwatch?

Sleepy Don

I'm torn as to who the bigger asshole is here.

"low energy"

If you are a person that chooses to use this, you will surely get what you deserve.

I don't think he has the attention span to count higher than 10, but the point is valid.

Being nitpicky, but the Ozarks shouldn't cross into Oklahoma. The views may be similar, but there is much more cowboy hat on the OK side of the border.

There are only two types of products and services now: outright scam and pseudo scam (where you're like ehh technically I got something in exchange for my money but cmon)

Pete Hegseth practices day drinking the right way. by Ezra Klein

"Look, the President clearly has some kind of dementia" should be how Democrats begin every single comment to reporters these days.

CNN: “An older couple making $85K/year will see their yearly insurance premiums jump from $7K to $25,000 — 30% of their income.” 😳#TrumpShutdown #TrumpHealthCareTax This is what Dems are drawing attention to and want fixed. Now, not later.

Where do all the fish at restaurants and grocery stores (which he is also an expert on) come from then?

"We're gonna crash some planes if you don't fund ICE."

This civil war will be different, because this time we will win. by Pete Hegseth, Steve Miller, and JD Vance

The videos of Scandianavians getting the shit beat out of them and locked up have been distubing.

FREDDIE: So Eddie, I’m putting together a playlist for the Audubon event. EDDIE: Who’s on it? FREDDIE: I got Geese. EDDIE: Goose? FREDDIE: No, Geese. EDDIE: More than one? FREDDIE: It’s just the one. Geese. EDDIE: I’m saying. Geese is more than Goose.

My usual recession indicators are credit card offers with weirdly high limits and usurious interest rates or being informed I'm 'preapproved' for a mortgage I definitely cannot afford but today Chase sent me a message that I'm eligible for up to $75k for an auto loan, wild for many reasons.

i could write a tome about how fucking embarrassing it is for journalism that someone as morally bankrupt as bari weiss has ascended to the highest levels of money and power by tickling trump's balls but instead i'm going to keep covering the people hurt most by his terror and giving them a voice.

Thieves! Liars!

Remind me: did he serve in Vietnam?

remember it's only fascism if it comes from the fascist region of Europe. Otherwise it's just sparkling conservatism.

This is the chocolate experience I desire.

I'm sorry what?

This album was released 32 years ago, and it is still brilliant. youtube.com/playlist?lis...

Rich guy did shady shit to get rich. Tracks.

Democratic Governors & State Attorney Generals can legally arrest any Federal Agent for breaking state law. By law, this Border Patrol agent should be arrested ASAP by Chicago PD for assault. No matter which state you are in, write your Gov & AG using the article posted here demanding action. 👇

Seems fine and completely on brand for this administration. And now I'm wondering how the president is profiting.