Strider 2 days ago
GOP: We have new rules for this hockey game
Dems: Fine
G: We just bought the refs
D: OK!
G: We made our goal 3" x 1"
D: We got this!
G: We get 10 players, you get 2
D: We'll skate fast!
G: We're dulling your skates, amputating your left legs, & your penalties last one hour
D: We'll try harder!