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“We know how valuable your time is” starts the repeated spam email sent to me for the fifth time in a little over a week.

Cmon

Sat down on the floor cross legged to wrap gifts tonight. This is where I live now. No getting up from this.

Was there ever any doubt regarding my listening age

Neighbours have inexplicably put an old beat up upright piano out in their yard. They’ve also added big red danger tape and a huge sign saying private, do not touch. C’mon man, what a tease. As if after a few adult beverages I’m not going to go out there and go full Elton John on it.

james cameron every couple of years for some reason:

Peak Teams interaction: Get a Teams message asking for a Teams call. Teams call subject is to discuss when everyone is available for a Teams meeting. Bonus: originator of the call didn’t send the meeting invite out correctly so I had to do it 🤩

I’ve seen more poorly timed Facebook ads before but can’t recall them at the moment

Thoughts and prayers to the fellow I stopped to check on whose car slid into the ditch commuting this morning. He was fine, but annoyed. His efforts to collaborate and take video calls from his cubicle will be delayed today.

The amount of times I’ve posted along the lines of Helmut Marko being an embarrassment to the sport is more than once, yet here we are again.

RFK Jr. criticizes science behind seatbelts

IMHO, regardless where Max finishes in the final standings, his season has been one for the ages. Senna in 1993? Prost in 1986? With a big asterisk, Schumacher in 1994? Maybe even Frentzen in 1999? Any other seasons where a driver has carried a non dominant car into contention?

Hands up those who thought Carlos Sainz would end up with more podiums in 2025 than Lewis Hamilton at the start of the year?

Hindsight makes me an incredible strategist

All this drama without a playoff points system, overtime, or stages. Unbelievable.

I think Oscar Piastri deserves a chainsaw

Zak speechless? Man, can this day get any better??

Abu Dhabi is ever more interesting.

Vamos Carlos, vamos Sparkles!!

Cheers to McLaren strategists for making this title fight ever more interesting

Weird that F1 didn't need a playoff system to make this title fight happen

That penalty is really going to hurt Strolls chances of winning this race

Usually I hate this track for its lack of passing, but with Carlos P4 I can see an upside

A reminder now that the McLarens are in fact very rapid

Time like this remind me why I could never ever be an F1 strategist

Not an F1 technical expert but I think the floor should not glow red hot.

they’re taking all the sport out of holiday shopping

Convinced that the majority of Ferrari’s Formula 1 efforts of late is calculating t shirt sales.

If you haven’t already, give All Things Must Pass a listen. Magic.

Peak Williams moment and I say this as a fan

“It’s like having a really heavy 100kg passenger in your car”

I don’t take a lot of pleasure seeing Hamilton struggle currently, but I did live through the Mercedes dominance era so I don’t feel overly bad for him either.

Alright.

I can’t believe I’m up at 3am. Check that, it’s actually 7:30 in the evening.

One of those magical days at work where you check the clock and it’s unexpectedly time to go. On a Friday no less.

A day late but nonetheless

I’m still skeptical Don McLean saw Satan laughing with these guys.

Another day at work starting wondering how Microsoft became as popular as it is

Adrian Newey upon hearing about the Horner team principal rumours

hello new Bluesky users!! here’s how Bluesky works:

ME: why does everybody keep asking if im okay? ALSO ME (all day long with my stupid face):

For Freddie

For whatever reason I’m having such a hard time adjusting to the early darkness this time of year versus other years. It’s just past 6 in the evening and even weeks after the time change feels so much later. 🤷‍♂️

Only Zak Brown could have me rooting for Max Verstappen

Rewinding my security cam footage of my driveway to see who it was that cleared it so I can thank them, and the first sounds I hear when it loads is my neighbour saying “Fucking snow”. Yeah, same buddy.