Today is a bad day

Updating my LEGO White House

My cartoon from January… (didn’t think it would literally come true) ✍️

be the reason someone escapes prison today

I have not shopped with Amazon for some time. They have destroyed every single high street. Someone asked me what I do if I can’t find what I want. I go without. It’s really as simple as that. It makes you realise that what you wanted was not what you needed.

SAMMY!

Maybe my life would have been different if I had taken a philosophy class

I miss the times when the worst thing a President did was wear a tan suit

So in western Alaska, thousands of people are homeless due to flooding rains, one person is dead & two people are missing. But yet, the regime hasn't said a word, no thoughts or prayers, nothing. Once again, they could care less about Americans, it's about enriching themselves through GREED.

Young Miko for Nike >> 😍

Looking for a girlfriend ! hmu

The 400 richest Americans are now worth a record $6.6 trillion. The entire bottom 50% of America is worth just $4.2 trillion. Read that back. When 400 people control more wealth than half a country’s population, we have a very serious problem.

My upstairs neighbor cheating on his girl rn

Should I get Jollibee or should I go home

Or maybe I’m just an idiot

Every day I wake up and miss Obama. #mypresident

My intuition is telling me to take the long way home today

Bro and SNL is returning

Anus tangerinus

I can’t handle this rn I’m gonna lose my mind I’m losing my MIND

Sums it up.

Okay let’s be real Doja can’t put out bad music

I miss my 50-year streak of not knowing who the Secretary of Health is or anything about them.

Im letting you go

The richest man on earth owns X. The second richest man on earth is about to be a major owner of TikTok. The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp. The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post. See the problem here?

Me and Al Jazeera been cool since like 2016

i bought a new notebook yesterday whic i believe will fix my life

I wanna go to the strip club just for the wings who got the best wings?

"It's all coming together," I say as I take a break from a project that isn't even close to coming together and is maybe on the verge of falling apart

Brb gonna OD on Tylenol

The devil is trying me today!!!!!

She's more American than his wife.

Jimmy Kimmel returns tomorrow. This is an important victory for free speech. Remember that it was YOU all using your power TOGETHER that got a gigantic corporation to reverse itself. Bless everyone who participated in telling Mickey Mouse to fuck off.

I sought the Lord and He heard and He answered ❤️

locking the fuck in is hard HELP

2019/2020 was insane actually and I wanna go back!

Look, I could explain, but I really don't want too.

Barack Obama wore a tan suit and white people were talking about hanging that uppity negro from a tree for WEEKS. You literally had to be there to see the reaction. And now they talking about hosting a UFC fight on the south lawn. “Laughingstock?” This shit was ALWAYS a joke brother lmao

You don’t get to defend free speech only when it’s in your favor.

Stop watching CNN or Fox News and pick up a fucking newspaper

Alt left wing is just as cultish as MAGA yes I said it

We gotta use our free speech while we still can lmao

Kodak just put out a song about some poor girl owing him some head im so concerned 😭

He wanna pound it like a hashtag

Somebody get me pregnant now I need a root canal!

Kids ruin everything

The more I get the more I want I’m greedy for your lovinnnn