HUGE: Deb Haaland has won the Democratic nomination for governor of New Mexico. On to the general!

Terminator 2 meets Jason Voorhees in Adam Wingard's new movie ONSLAUGHT, releasing in theaters September 4 from A24. From Wingard & writer Simon Barrett, the duo behind The Guest. Adria Arjona stars. Want to see the trailer? It's only in theaters, attached to #Backrooms.

Cannes Jury Sneaks Off To Watch ‘Mortal Kombat II’

I just finished reading the Stepford Wives by Ira Levin for the first time, and I am very angry! Not at the book, the book was extremely good, it just made me very angry for those women. And very angry that this should be an old fashioned book but it is very much a book that is still topical🤬

“I’m just so goddamn fed up with all this,” Gina Small, 29, said in a comment on the U.S. economy that one of her friends assumed was about the world’s ongoing humanitarian crises, another friend thought was about the weaponization of America’s military against its own people.

First look at Mark Heyman’s ‘PENDULUM’ starring Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Phoebe Dynevor. The film follows a married couple retreating to New Mexico after a traumatic event, only for growing paranoia to expose a horrifying truth. In theaters January 1, 2027. #Pendulum #JosephGordonLevitt

Met these mortal Kombat cosplayers at our mortal Kombat 2 screening last night

BREAKING: The Supreme Court has temporarily restored mail-order access to the abortion drug mifepristone, after a federal appeals court curtailed access to the drug.

I think letting SNAP recipients have hot rotisserie chicken is good, actually.

Trip To Asia Gives Man New Understanding Of How Soup Can Be Breakfast https://theonion.com/trip-to-asia-gives-man-new-understanding-of-how-soup-can-be-breakfast/

“Don’t tell me you’ve been using particle board in here,” said the 55-year-old woodworker

shhh, shhhh—

Only a few more days! This silly piece is avalible as a sticker or print and only available through this Kickstarter! www.kickstarter.com/projects/rac...

We need your help please. Please share. Chaco Culture National Historical Park in New Mexico is a UNESCO World Heritage Site containing over a thousand years of Indigenous history ancient ruins, sacred sites, and cultural landmarks built by the ancestors of today’s Pueblo peoples.

Sandra Wong, the great granddaughter of Wong Kim Ark, is preparing to march at the #NoKings Rally in San Francisco. Today is the 128th Anniversary of the SCOTUS decision affirming birthright citizenship.

New Mexico got a historic $375 million jury verdict in the first of several cases nationwide against Meta. The jury decided against Meta on every count, though it declined to award a penalty as high as the state sought, which would have been closer to $2 billion.

Leaf That Came Out Too Early Cold As Shit

Witch Seeking Witch // spell zine co-op~

“I never want to end up in a position where I’m one of the Ningyōzukai manipulating the arms and legs of this puppet that frankly hasn’t been relevant since the early 17th century,” said the Marty Supreme star

[update] Investigating: #AO3 will remain down for at least several hours until we can consult our database vendor's support team and resolve the underlying issue. We're very sorry for the inconvenience.

scabitha is a perfect angel

First new fic of 2026! archiveofourown.org/works/79869846

The National Governors Association will no longer hold a formal meeting with President Donald Trump when the group of state leaders meet in Washington later this month after the White House planned to invite only Republicans. https://to.pbs.org/4tyt7g0

he’s right behind me isn’t he

day 26 cartoon characters + day 27 mouth

Groundhog Harassed By Dipshits In Stupid Hats

The arrest of Don Lemon is yet another alarming attack by the Trump administration on Americans’ First Amendment rights. A free press is fundamental to democracy. This is unacceptable & we will continue to fight back. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

I feel the same when I see my fellow artists having to put signs on their tables at cons to say “no AI, I drew all this myself” like damn, we’ve really come to this? 😭

Medieval Scribe Keeps Forgetting ‘Whence/Whither’ Rule

Dwayne Johnson Intrigued After Learning About Special Trophy For Good Actors https://theonion.com/dwayne-johnson-intrigued-after-learning-about-special-trophy-for-good-actors/

The main bank account holding revenue from the Venezuelan oil sales is located in Qatar. “There is no basis in law for a president to set up an offshore account that he controls so that he can sell assets seized by the American military,” Sen. Elizabeth Warren. www.semafor.com/article/01/1...

Study Finds Crows Able To Recognize Faces Had Work Done https://theonion.com/study-finds-crows-able-to-recognize-faces-had-work-done/

Ken Burns Announces New 10-Part ‘Mr. Biscuits’ Documentary After Adopting Cat https://theonion.com/ken-burns-announces-new-10-part-mr-biscuits-documentary-after-adopting-cat/

Proposed legislation would prohibit book banning in New Mexico public libraries sourcenm.com/2026/01/07/p...

Publishers Break Down Door As George R.R. Martin Escapes Through Bathroom Window https://theonion.com/publishers-break-down-door-as-george-r-r-martin-escapes-through-bathroom-window/

"Pete Hegseth wants to send the message to every single retired servicemember that if they say something he or Donald Trump doesn't like, they will come after them the same way. It's outrageous and it is wrong. There is nothing more un-American than that," Kelly added. www.npr.org/2026/01/05/n...

Duffer Brothers Admit They Haven’t Watched ‘Stranger Things’ In Years

Can't help but feel like this is one of the reasons why the Constitution says If a dude in office does an insurrection, don't let that motherfucker hold office again Bc clearly they cannot be trusted with power & control over the levers of government, & they do not care about democratic constraints

Trump is a damned war criminal. Where is our Congress??? John Roberts & his SCOTUS have done so much damage by declaring a president immune from our laws. As a citizen I do not agree with this Venezuelan war of Trump's. Stay focused. This is all to avoid the Epstein files, videos and photos.

𝘈𝘳𝘦 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘎𝘰𝘥? 𝘐𝘵’𝘴 𝘔𝘦, 𝘔𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘵. by Judy Blume was first published #OTD in 1970.  The NYT selected it the Outstanding Book of the Year. TIME: "Blume turned millions of pre-teens into readers. She did it by asking the right questions—and avoiding pat, easy answers." #booksky #literature #litsky

Kid Figures He’ll Go Down Slide 35 More Times Then Call It A Day https://theonion.com/kid-figures-he-ll-go-down-slide-35-more-times-then-call-1819576035/

Terrible poker face Another dumb redraw — #怪獣8号 // #KaijuNo8 // #괴수8호

Bernie Sanders: "We need to be thinking seriously about a moratorium on data centers. You gotta slow this process down. It's not good enough for the oligarchs to tell us 'you adapt.' Are they gonna guarantee healthcare to all people? What are they gonna do when there are no jobs? Make housing free?"

The holidays bring a lot up for people. Some are full of joy. Some are just trying to get through the day. Wherever this lands, it’s okay. May today give you a moment to breathe, a reason to smile, and a reminder that you matter.

New ‘The Bear’ Season Features Mutant Carmy Terrorizing Chicago After Falling Into Vat Of Beef Juice https://theonion.com/new-the-bear-season-features-mutant-carmy-terrorizing-chicago-after-falling-into-vat-of-beef-juice/