"oh my god... she's CANADIAN"

I'm raising $ for Maine Solidarity Fund, to help our community members affected by ICE. Grab some stickers! ❌🧊 campmustelid.shop

tens of thousands? of people showing up in support of our Minneapolis brethren

✨ Hi I'm Josie - I make music for games! I'm looking for work this spring and I'd love 2 combine forces with a team that wants to make something weird, wild, and full of heart. Is that you? Let's talk!! 🙋🏻‍♀️ [email protected] 💻 josiebrechner.com

Every time there’s slightly irregular news from the White House.

I want to emphasize that at this time the unconfirmed reports that President Trump has both arms stuck "elbow deep" in the airplane toilet are just that. We will be monitoring this story. Please be responsible about spreading news that both his arms are "as far as they can go" into the toilet hole.

i beat the lynel :0

me and my coworkers reverently poring over a gyaru magazine i brought into work like it was the Bibble

Heads up hearing from a lot of people that ICE is back in Little Tokyo

some photos i took at work with diffraction grating over my phone camera

repo man by bones inc.

Slightly diminish a game. The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of 12:45pm

kind of emotional about bigtop burger ending.

mcdonalds breakfast and nyquil can beat any cold

Mayor Mamdani has nullified every executive order issued by Eric Adams after he struck his corrupt bargain with Trump to secure dismissal of the indictment against him.

horse year

i want to see timmy supreme

tummy hort

only real ones know

why do i feel like crying all the time

It's your birthday, Duane.

9:32 is a fake time

watching haha, you clowns and i love how when the characters are pissed they vibrate rapidly and their faces become concave

FERN

ohhhhh, new fallout :0

i might be getting a little check from that nyc sbux labor ruling :o maybe $1-1500 since i left nyc in 2022

the human body can create so much mucus

Pluribus

gay ass.. drimk

gay ass.. drimk

i love being sick and alone on a holiday lol

HOMOSEX HOPEBUTTER FRIENDS

just pissed off my coworker by asking them what Jesus Christ Superstar (their favorite musical) is about, listening politely, and then dropping the bomb "Oh so it's like Hazbin Hotel?"

And we knew this. This wasn't speculation. We studied it, we had the talking points. We trained volunteers to explain this to people. It's not a surprise. Rich people don't flee places with good quality of life when we increase the quality of life. They might try to cheat us, but they don't leave.

fionna and cake is so good. i'm so happy we get to have this.

mfw it's angel egg time

took lulu to get her rabies and respiratory vaccines ($140 the fuck!!!!!!), and she vomited and shit all over herself in her carrier, which led to her first ever bath and me doing 5 loads of laundry.

i had a nice day downtown; saw a massive brawl and a couple having public sex in a 10 minute span

Yoshinobu Yamamoto is the 2025 World Series MVP 🏆 He joins Hideki Matsui (2009) as the only Japanese-born winners of the award.

I don't have a feeling about baseball but Los Angeles has been through hell this year and something that makes this city feel good is good

we had a senior tour at work today and it was chaos because all the old dudes were glued to their phones trying to watch the game lmao

well, at least Drake lost a ton of money tonight

Also, L.A. has had a really rough year, with the fire hurricane and Trump's thugs marauding through the streets every day. A little good news for us is welcome. We're going to pass prop 50 on Tuesday too.

halloween isn't over until the day after my birthday, don't worry

oh my god, frankenhooker has such a funny script

it's vashti bunyan's "train song" season