Me sowing: haha fuck yeah! Yes!!! Me reaping: youtu.be/822AWVTdLHs?...

On three hours of sleep and a nitro cold brew ohgod I'm not surviving drinking

How do you diet But also Taco Bell SomuchSALT

Block list if you dont wanna see state run propaganda: bsky.app/profile/did:...

Lancaster PA #NoKings

I hurt my back fake coughing (onstream) I am not gonna hit my 40s well

#NoKings Lancaster PA. BIGGER crowd than any so far this year. Balm for the troubled soul. We the people are all still here!!! (Last video was 40 minutes after the main rally was over. Blocks upon blocks of people still pouring in)

Gonna pay for incompetence today My eepy comeuppance

All day for that sapphire. Crazy bad luck like in this one you can do investigations to get a guaranteed sapphire and/or groups doing one to get one. I just could not and rooms filled up so FAST. It was just asfghjjkl No more monster hunter. Only eep.

after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all🙏🏾) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US. 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕. 𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.

I am paying for my sins today ohgod My back, legs, and lower body in general

Can’t sleep Oh! I should try squats. Haven’t done that in years that’s a good ide- Y’all The noises my knees made is like a building cracking with strain and the beams are hurting This was a bad idea aaaaa

Insurance stinks. It’s like oh hey that shot? That one you’re meant to take each month? The one that actually works and helps with diabetes and weight loss? Yeah no let’s make that every 180 days. Hoping next time I go to the doctor we can fix that because asdfghjkl

A reminder to all Ishgardians and brave adventurers. The flu season approaches and ailments abound. Remember, the best thing one might do is seek out your local chirurgeon for vaccinations and methods which to avoid an unfortunate illness. Wear masks if unwell, drink heartily, and stay warm.

a challenge of adulthood nobody talks about: coming up with ideas for dinner every night

Happy Kinktober

“Don’t be silly,” said Toad. “No one has ever sent me a letter before, and no one will send me a letter today.”

The FFTCG Card of the Week features Krile from the "Journey of Discovery" booster pack, scheduled to arrive on Nov. 14! Take a look at the card and its abilities! 🎨 sqex.link/oeti

Everyone SHUT THE FUCK UP Protomen dropped pre-orders for Act III theprotomen.bandcamp.com/album/act-ii...

Really glad my doc cleared me. Apparently I get hypertension (high blood pressure) when I exercise. So worried it was heart disease. Anxiety from health eased to make room for anxiety of living in the US.

I saw this quote and I’m going to subject everyone else unfortunate enough to follow me here ok here we go If you fart they will forget in a day, but if you shit yourself they will remember for a lifetime. Gotta make big plays to be a big player.

i need to fuck an elf unprotected ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳

He will tell his tale…

I found more joy in life this way.

Bad Bunny will perform at the next Super Bowl halftime show 🏈

I DON'T WANT BAD BUNNY TO PERFORM THE SUPERBOWL HALFTIME SHOW #NFL

“The world was to me a secret which I desired to divine.” -Victor Frankenstein Oscar Isaac as Victor from the movie. More GDT sketches in thread. @realgdt.bsky.social #frankenstein #traditionalpencil bsky.app/profile/devi...

high halls is done youtu.be/llLXcr1YMtk

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Spicy cayenne dark chocolate is so weird. butsogoodlmao

Genndy T is brilliant- a studio should fund this immediately for him -

Genndy Tartakovsky shared test footage from his film ‘The Black Knight’. It follows a knight who controls a 20ft suit of armor. Sony isn't sure there's an audience for the film and haven’t greenlit it yet. After Kpop demon hunters success I don't understand why Sony are dragging their feet on this!

CONCEPTUALIZATION - This is a serious violation of the karaoke code.

When the new civil war hits, I’m buying robes and becoming that merchant from RE4 Instead of guns it’ll just be pockets full of Tylenol. Extra strength for my favorite customers.

TikTok’s US operations are changing hands and will be retraining the algo on US-only data. No word yet on whether a new app is needed. Meanwhile, @skylight.social — the TikTok of the atmosphere — is seeing massive growth this week. 🔗 skylight.social

It will be available in the theatrical run in USA- but details are forthcoming

Jimmy Kimmel's Monologue now has 14.3 MILLION VIEWS on YouTube. It would be a shame for you to share it www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1tj...

POV: You take your meds and add Tylenol extra strength

I wonder if I can apply for asylum and for the reason I can just link that autism event I mean that should be more than enough

Doing well with weight loss stuff and hitting my lowest weight in awhile But I also wanna fuck up some smores LOL Wanna figure out some no sugar version. That or maybe just cheat ehehehe

We did it guys We uploaded the unique music / battles from the stream on the bottom of the page here if you want to check it out! undertale.com/10/

You ever play a videogame & it just doesn’t click with you at all? That’s okay just move on to a new or different game & keep it moving. There’s no shame or harm in putting down a game you’re not enjoying or wasting your time playing something you’re not interested in. 🎮✨

SMITE!!!