Politicians & lobbying groups have been trying for years to prosecute the low-level dealers, plugs, and even just friends-who-use-together for homicide when someone dies from an overdose. ChatGPT coached a kid to take drugs with it for months then gave medical advice that was so wrong it killed him

Is he selling off pieces from the White House?

I think this starts when folks started saying "last night was a movie!"...it went downhill after that. www.afterbabel.com/p/we-are-the...

"They pulled her out of Clinton High and moved to Los Angeles at the urging of an uncle of hers who lived there. After finishing school, she began a long career as a pediatric nurse in California."

Let’s share this until this nazi piece of shit can no longer leave his house comfortably.

She then goes on to say 1 of my all-time top 5 favorite lines about relationships that speaks to my soul & struggle: "I fall in love with myself, and I want someone to share it with me. I want someone to share ME, with me."

Anthony Mackie is screaming crying and throwing up....

ok Michigan I hear about your football program way too much and for reasons that have nothing to do with sports

"I will catch you up with great regret, like when you have to explain death to a child or Mr. Beast to a parent." @joshgondelman.bsky.social is funny and you should subscribe to his newsletter. Also he's a good rebuttal to that old man ranting about current comedians

It's not anyone's fault that he was born looking like undeveloped penis. He has no right to attack the Caribbean. Imma need a Haitian Tantie and a Cuban Tia to step in... IYKYK

...and this is why I'm not good at flirting. If I don't want it, why would ask for it?

Whatever is wrong with this man needs to be addressed by mental health professionals not military force

Top Gun. and whenever I think of Top Gun, I think of this:

Dammit. I JUST switched over from Chrome last month.

I replayed that part three times. It was glorious

Delete those dating apps

Knowing that I'm TWENTY ONE years older than Karoline Leavitt and have not even a crow's foot is blowing my mind. Nothing has been injected or altered. I don't wear sunscreen on my face (unless it's in my skincare/makeup). But also, I'm not racist, homophobic, or a misogynistic fascist. So...

This description had me cackle LOUDLY

he had chiari malformation as a kid, which is already so hard to find specialists for (most surgeons don’t do many decompressions). not only has his future been robbed, but this has diminished or altered the futures of all the people he could have helped a few decades down the line

The fact that so many evil people live in this world and are THRIVING is something I’m still tussling with.

I think it's bc romance for us tends to lie in the details and, in general, women are very thoughtful detail oriented people. We observe, we take note, we remember, we give indicators of that observation and recall. Them? On average?

The child-free auntie with a great whisk(e)y collection, a spare room when it's not safe to go home, who gives off slightly witchy/healer vibes.

Walt is turning in his cryogenic chamber right now...

Slow dancing in the living room song...

Eric Adams gave Sean Combs a key to the city. ZOHRAN MAMDANI, AS SOON AS YOU TAKE OVER, YOU NEED TO CHANGE THE LOCKS!!!

Call Olivia Benson and the SWAT team. Anyone going to this needs to have their hard drives checked. STARTING with the promoters. Because WHY?!

Police: did you see a man matching this description? Me:

“Blood is thicker than water.” The real quote is: “The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.” It means that the relationships you chose are more important than the ones formed by blood.

High on the Hog covers this. A great documentary series.

Turn it down. Turn it off.

“After five years in Paris, Hemings brought his new skills back to the US and served as Jefferson's head chef at Monticello, as well as in New York and Philadelphia, until he was able to negotiate his own freedom in 1796.” www.bbc.com/travel/artic...

No is healing. Telling you what I KNOW.

The way I want this to happen to me (by the right man of course)

(I'm Canadian)

Introduce yourself as a black tv character

I bet Russell has two Thanksgivings. One for people like this dude (and the cameras) and a real one. I bet this guy got served stuffing instead of dressing because the Wilsons don't really fuck with him like that. What I wanna know is: why wasn't he with HIS family?

Chefette IYKYK

Ever? That's hard. But most recently:

Any song off this album.

How to start a fire.

Honesty

Stillness

People who want to be the "nice" one. The one who wants to get along with everyone.

The Whistle Song. Frankie Knuckles. An instrumental song released in a genre that was looked down upon by the mainstream. A genre that relied on big vocals, but this classic had no lyrics.

"shut up" Or anything about their looks

Sarah Silverman I see a lot of Amy Schumer in the quotes, but if it weren't for Silverman, Schumer wouldn't have had a chance.

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen: Prince Beyonce Kendrick Lamar Janet Jackson Fleetwood Mac

Remember the recent middle-of-the-night apartment building raid where children were dragged outside naked & zip-tied in the street while black & Latino residents were _sorted by race_ and piled into separate vans while their apartments were ransacked & robbed? That raid? So it resulted in 0 arrests.

Every new piece of technology seems designed to invade what little privacy I have left so my life can be sold to private businesses and the surveillance state while also demanding a monthly payment.