sat for Project Hail Mary 😁

kids these days need to learn how to roll into a self-driving car when it hits you, to minimize the force of the impact

Yikes, season premiere of MLB is a dud. I’m gonna give it 2000 more episodes to see if it improves.

this game is delightful lol

oh hell yeah

i get older yet my weed dealers have stayed the same age how can science explain this

Gonna use this one a lot

great uncles are ephemeral

You can see these bills explode over the last few years across the US.

BTK’s MOM: ok btk, I’m going to corporally punish you while reminding you that if you masturbate, “god will kill you” — now I don’t want this turning you into a serial killer or anything ok BTK: ok

I analyzed over 10 years of anti-trans legislation. Over 330 bills have passed, with ~300 of them in just the last 5 years. There is no precedent in American history for so many bills to target one particular minority group like this in such a short timeframe. www.thedissident.news/the-ratchet/

29 years ago today, ‘SELENA’ starring Jennifer Lopez arrived in theaters. #Selena #JenniferLopez

talk about "every frame a painting!" wow!

still cant believe the Boss Baby shot a lady

i think some people struggle with seeing platonic friendships as truly platonic because they can't comprehend having a deep and abiding respect for someone they haven't fucked

watching Attack on Titan and man, i really hope i don't fuck up so bad raising my daughter that she has to kill me in order to save humanity seems like a common problem in this universe

“We” are great masters at upsetting and refuting Marx; “we”, the civilised merchants and professors of political economy, have refuted him completely!... And at the same time we steal little bits and pieces from him and boast to the whole world of our “progressiveness”....

teaching a fish how to fish.

hard to express how much nicer it is to use my laptop after switching from Windows 11 to Linux Mint. i was able to install all the software i routinely use, and most of it runs better on Mint than it ever did on Windows lmao. Even just browsing in Firefox is somehow faster!

my dick fell off (allegorical)

cool ones: mammoth cave, horse stables, local farm bad one: Henry Clay's estate, where it was never mentioned a single time that he enslaved people. i didn't know he was a slaver until i was 17, a year after the trip to his estate. Kentucky is a weird place

trying to persuade my friends to join their local DSA chapter through the power of cringe

watching Point Break for the first time. man. movie is like someone did a huge line of coke and then said "what does it look like when an adrenaline junkie overdoses?" and then spent the next 16 hours writing the script

Three six nine, the goose drank wine The monkey chewed tobacco on the streetcar line The line broke, the monkey got choked They all went to heaven in a little row-boat TO THE WINDOOOOOOWS TO THE WALL ⁽ᵗᵒ ᵗʰᵉ ʷᵃˡˡ⁾

this is the platonic ideal of a social media post.

just cite the sources listed on the wikipedia article!!! it isn't hard!! (ideally you should also read those sources before citing them but hey, I'm no narc)

Already a land of boundless wealth, [America] can at one stroke treble its wealth, treble the productivity of its social labour, and thereby guarantee to all working-class families a decent standard of living worthy of intelligent human beings, and a not excessively long working day of six hours.

first time really using a linux distro, when were y'all gonna tell me that installing shit via the terminal makes you feel like a l33t hacker?

i'm banishing the devil from my computer (replacing Windows 11 with a Linux distro)

some dude named Albert is going to be really confused when he sees my Destroy Al shirt, but honestly he probably deserves to be destroyed too

www.regulations.gov/commenton/FD... here's the link for public comment. You can use the above article to reference the proposals. Samples below--if I have time to ink them I will

An assortment of groups has submitted a set of awful proposals to the FDA concerning estrogen as HRT. theneedlenews.com/anti-trans-h... Public comment is still open. If you comment opposing these proposals and send me a screenshot, I'll draw you a sketch in this thread (link+examples below).

I’m just coming from the perspective of being unable to ignore the contrast between the 13 y/o whose death is justified because they were no angel with the 41 y/o ex-mercenary who loves the smell of napalm in the morning for whom being against his senate run is a rebuke of second chances everywhere

i'm smizemaxxing

being nonbinary is cool :)

cozymaxxing with some weed, a cup of sleepytime tea, and a slice of toffee apple pie

Under Woke 2.0, shoplifting from Whole Foods will be categorized as a moral good

"Anti-social, low-trust behavior" and it's shoplifting from the Amazon owned grocery store

remember last year when we were all talking about DOGE gutting the federal workforce? and how that SOMEHOW feels like a "simpler" time

international women’s day

goddamn it feels good to be a socialist

sometimes i think "maybe studios shouldn't invest so much in sequels" and then bam, a movie like Smile 2 comes out just an incredible improvement compared to the first movie in every single way

Claude is short for Jean Claude Van Damme. Are you saying Jean Claude Van Damme does not have consciousness? Because I agree with you.

Cuba says electricity plant successfully repaired after large blackout https://aje.news/f1vju6

Fascist tried chanting “Christ is King” and Crackhead Barney responsed “My pussy is King,” leading to a group chant of the same.