I’m used to annoying commercials. It takes a LOT to make me reach for the remote and hit the mute button. But this asshole..

I’m alive! Procedure went well! My friend who drove me asked “Did they ask you to count backwards from 100 until you fell asleep?” I said “No, I don’t recall them telling me when they started administering the anesthetic. They told me to roll onto my left side and that’s the last thing I remember”

Me finishing “Oh! Family” episode 2: “I don’t know if I’m going to stick with this anime. There’s nothing interesting happening” “Oh! Family” episode 3:

Same energy .

Honestly I can see how someone would be seduced by RFK Jr’s sensual charms when he turns to you and says [SOUND OF BROKEN GLASS IN GARBAGE DISPOSAL]

Nervous right now. I have an appointment to get spit-roasted by cameras on Friday. It’s like Pig Week without the passion or lust.

Good morning from DAY FIVE of our national ULP strike! We're ready to escalate if we don’t see substantial progress toward finalizing contracts that address pay, hours/staffing & the resolution of 100s of ULPs. RT if you're with us ✊🔥 #NoContractNoCoffee

🎼 “A nut in the hand May be quite continental But diamonds are a girl’s best friend”

Hotel life

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Reminder that the bands 10cc and The Lovin’ Spoonful are named after the same thing

PBS has a great documentary about King Records up on Youtube. It was really good; you should watch it youtu.be/i2joV4DtXaI?...

Just put up the Christmas lights in the front windows. While being judged by about five neighborhood stray cats

“All the things you want are real You have YOU to complete and there is no deal” -Sly Stone, “Stand”

And to those of you who are being hunted for sport: Listen - this is tough. We've all got different views, and at the end of the day, we all have to learn to live with each other. Do the people who feel you shouldn't exist deserve less of a voice? These are our countrymen. We need to come together.

Just saw a Youtube video about how to make queso fresco. I guess it’s just the Spanish name for farmer’s cheese, because the process was exactly the same as @gcbwes.bsky.social described on his show. I’d call it queso fresco because it sounds fancier 😅

I think Sailor Mini-moon got raptured

I don’t have the kind of friends that do Halloween parties, but I’d love to dress as the Grocery Witch from Magical Disappearing Money. No one would get the reference, and I wouldn’t care. “White Claw?! You can mix your own vodka and soda for half the price!”

Oops, I did it again #sorrynotsorry #friendsofthelibrary #45rpm

“Listen, Wilbur. I’m a spider who can read and write, but that won’t help you avoid the axe. The best way I can help you is to encourage you to accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior”

It’s been about a month and a half since I started taking Intuniv (a drug for both high blood pressure and ADHD). Originally, I was hoping I could quit Lexapro entirely, but I did drop my dose from 15 to 10mg, and right now it seems like a good combo

I found a sneak preview of the @baronfrosti.bsky.social Christmas special

I wonder which the patrons of Wawa found stranger: me in my kilt, or the guy bringing his parrot into the store with him #gainesville

@bigfattyonline.bsky.social was in my dream last night. All I remember was that I was trying to get him to go inside this Publix, but he wanted to wait in the car. And he refused my offer of a cold beverage. I don’t know why I needed to get him inside the Publix; my dreams never make narrative sense

Is this new 12” of “Never Gonna Give You Up” meant to hypnotize people?

Inbox synchronicity

On a whim, I took my grandmother’s Family Tree Maker dataset from 2010 and imported it into the Linux genealogy program GRAMPS. Then I spent about five hours hyperfocused on sorting out all the place names she’d entered by hand. I don’t have a proper desk and my forearm hurts today 😅

What the fuck did my parents dress me in? Also I love the weird doll supervising my Casio jam session.

I’ve really been feeling better since I unfriended everyone on Facebook. Now when I open it, it just tells me about fun events happening in my area! It’s trying so hard to get me to like people again.. all its friend suggestions are just hot shirtless men.

Screaming along with this song as I drove to lunch. And don’t think I haven’t done so before. youtu.be/-MKi82ezkaQ?...

Thanks to @toppiesmellie.bsky.social and the rest of LOTSL for prompting me to look up some old Cotton commercials. This one is a rollercoaster between the seniors dancing at triple speed, the guy sitting on the bed looking miserable and the woman biting her man’s ear: youtu.be/TJLcrYiJB14?...

In the late 17th century, the librarian of the Vatican wrote a treatise on how Jesus' foreskin ascended to become the rings of Saturn.

When I’m doing heavy data entry, I usually put whatever song pops into my head on YouTube loop. Today I chose “You Don’t Have To Be A Star (To Be In My Show)”. I assume one of my coworkers will be threatening me bodily harm within a few minutes

Man, this is delightful. Best thing I’ve seen today

You know it’s fall when YouTube starts recommending the Patti Labelle “Where My Background Singers?” video

I almost wish I’d been subscribed to some streaming services so I could cancel them. No streaming, no Spotify, just YouTube and podcasts plus video games that are 20 years old.

@bigfattyonline.bsky.social Looks like Walmart has gotten into the special chair business

Sorry, just catching up to the news, I see once again they made it even thinner this time.

The first Gainesville Pride in 1992 was a protest. And who dropped by but hometown hero Tom Petty.

Dinner. Giggles was so thrilled 😆

I found this cotton feed sack in my grandma’s garage, being used to protect ornaments. How old do you suppose it is?

@bigfattyonline.bsky.social These scammers are getting crafty. They know my interests and everything.

Went for a walk earlier. It’s been a while. It does make logical sense that you can lose stamina for walking.. it’s true for anything. But walking is so ordinary, it doesn’t seem like I should get fatigued doing a walk that three months ago would’ve been a breeze. At least the weather’s nice 😊

I do think that we have a responsibility to pile on saying he’s dead whenever he disappears for a couple days so they are forced to roll him out like this when he obviously should be resting

Word of the Day: SCIENTASTER (19th century) - someone who claims to have scientific knowledge but lacks real understanding.

I cleaned my house on Thursday before going to the Horrah Hotel and managed to pull a groin muscle. I thought I would be out of commission, but I met a lovely person last night who came back to my room with me and this morning I feel great! I can only conclude he sucked the pain out of me.

I’m finished 😊 I just need to tie up the loose ends (literally), and then this blanket can go up for auction. I’m pretty thrilled; I can’t stop looking at it 😆

I didn’t let myself have dinner until I recorded the promised CD for my grandma’s birthday. The disc is burned; all I need is to get a card! (for all the podcasters, that device on the piano is a Zoom R20)

We know what it sounds like when @toppiesmellie.bsky.social tips his top hat.. what do y’all think it sounds like when @bigfattyonline.bsky.social tips his?

One of the weirdest things about being on SSRI type antidepressants is that sometimes my mind is fine, but my *body* still feels the stress. My body, particularly my stomach, has decided unilaterally to be stressed about going on a trip tomorrow. I don’t know why. And it’s not fun.