#CutToMe When the coffee hits

What in the gay hell?

#Happening #NewPuzzle Which reminds me, I need to hit the thrift store over lunch today. #Hoarders

🧵 #MrK is still coughing like a Victorian orphan. #HeMayBeFaking #CanIHaveSomeMore I got nasal congestion for a few days. But I beat it out of me with dope and lots of sleep.

Hey Boo

No matter what you eat for the holidays, please never: - comment on how much someone is eating - comment on how little someone is eating - comment on someone eating This can be a major trigger for people with eating disorders. Plus it’s none of your business. Thanks!

Suddenly I am working from home tomorrow. I’d planned to come to the office until I heard that I’d be the only person in the building, and there wouldn’t be any heat.

🧵 I bought myself a prezzie! I want to work on redefining my relationship with social media apps. I've tried the focus / screen time tools on iphone, and they don't work for me.

I ain’t seeing any 99¢ holiday streaming deals. Ain’t nobody got time for a $4.99 “sale”. That sounds like “what it used to cost two years ago” to me. No thanks! #BrokeAsAJoke

My goal at the #BrownBakery today is to watch S2E3 of #LaBrea on #Tubi. I work hard for it, honey!

So much has changed in 2025. It feels unsettling sometimes. I don’t like uncertainty and lack of control. But here we are. My goals for 2026 are to be more creative, read more, and continue to build my relationship with #MrK.

Rome wasn’t built in one day

Making #MrK dinner. Chilly Monday calls for soup and sandwich.

I’m feeling thankful. The world is a wonderful place.

I think we’ve reached the tipping point where everyone realizes future tech is more about a soul sucking Matrix like existence where every fiber of our existence is commodified and less about Jetsons flying cars and robot maids. And I want to check out. 👋

One of my old coworkers told me I looked amazing. Put a pep in my step!

The book was amazing. I hope the movie rocks. I’m looking forward to it. youtu.be/m08TxIsFTRI?...

New cookie drop at #BigM! It’s a cookie with a brownie stuffed inside! 🫢

#BlueBakeryFantasy #LookingGood #IsTheBestRevenge

I like mayonnaise. But when I see people using it in recipe videos it kinda grosses me out. Am I turning into #BigFatty in my elder years?

The memes with millennials talking about being old and achy are making me ragey.

We were looking at graphic novels at the mall yesterday. #MrK twitched when I told him I'd buy one to slap on my #Cricut and cut it up into shapes to make other art.

Since #MrK is a joiner and has every streaming platform ever invented, it dawned on me that he had access to #Murderbot on his shiny new gigantic tv. We binged 8 episodes today! It's so good! They are short like twenty minute episodes. But action packed, snarky, and fun. I hope it gets renewed.

🧵 I hit a wall with the #Cricut today. I can’t figure how to tell it to cut something here but draw there. I know there’s a way. And I’ll figure it out. But I’m savoring the learning journey in small bites and not spending too much time with it. I’ve got a lot of other things going on.

Friendly reminder not to buy children any gifts which make noises so that no one gets hurt. Have a nice day!

I was worried about the state of the economy until I saw the mall parking lot yesterday.

🧵 Wicked 2 was weird. It kinda went off-the-rails story-wise. It is beautifully filmed and a delight on the eyes with the costumes and sets. Spoilers! It somehow didn’t connect, and I feel like they changed the ending from the musical. Wasn’t Glinda part of the ruse in the musical?

Morning cackle! 🤣

🧵 I’m socio-anthropologically fascinated by how #MrK does not have every single song ever released stored in his frontal lobe like a card catalog. I think that’s an 80s GenX thing.

#MrK’s #ChrimaTree

I made my own design from multiple shapes which I then merged and cut out on the #Cricut. Making progress! #LifelongLearning

Wicked! IMAX! Happening!

Do I need a puffy green jacket @bigfattyonline.bsky.social

#Chrima!

A light I need in every room!

I haven’t seen the mall this crowded since 1989! Wow! #CovidRiskHigh

I’m Swedish now! #Hoarders

At Apple Store. Do we need a prezzie?

#MrK and my holiday perspectives differ. I’m using smile therapy to push through.

The accuracy!

Should I get hopped-up on cold meds and take a bubble bath, Whitney? #TooSoon

I tried to do a half hour on the treadmill. After twenty minutes, my body said nope. Listen to your body, kids. Rest is my kink.

Kinda love this phone

This puzzle is moving very slow. But I’ve been preoccupied with other things. #TryingToStayAlive

It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood

I don’t think we’re talking about Jamie Lee Curtis’ boobs enough.

I haven’t used my stove in so long that it smelled like burnt hair when I turned it on this morning to fry an egg. Ha ha!

Wow! That euphoria when the cold meds kick-in and your nose clears is almost better than sex. Which is probably why the cashier at the drugstore id-ed me and asked me if I was making crystal meth. I told her no, but I wish I knew how because I feel like shit.

Lazy day of naps. #MrK took me to dinner and then we watched some terrible movies that I won’t recommend.