nicotine withdrawals feel like getting repeatedly kicked in the head

bonk

Anyone outside rn wearing a spurs jersey is taking the hunter exams

slay the spire 2 pisses me off so freaking much dude

The computer lost the mandate of heaven when the humble, helpful "program" was replaced with the insidious "app"

no way this dude just flexed he has a pick and place machine

the neolithic revolution and it's consequences have been a disaster for the human race

i think more butch lesbians should wear cute underwear

All-fucking-timer white guy off the street acting here

ever since i was a small boy i knew i wanted to charge the pepper grinder

but the cd4051b won my heart because she's $0.50/pc instead of $10

the Plank

would you rather have an escape from tarkov son or a S.T.A.L.K.E.R. daughter

i need to get bigger bras

this 'For external use only' warning won't stop ME!

Guy on the bed giving a thumbs down like an emperor at the coliseum and the guy in the toilet tube is immediately slurped away like a pneumatic capsule at the bank

I don't know what everyone's complaining about. Just go to settings > features > worms, then change the "worms pouring out of my phone" toggle from "yes" to "maybe later"

Hiking through the wilderness, I spot a mountain lion. "That's oomf!" I gleefully exclaim, seconds before it tears me limb from limb.

hello beaugiful,. your heaving, bovine breasts are looking extra sloshtatic today -are you lactating by any chance?

how it feels when the lowball actually gets accepted

in the lab fucked up off hot glue fumes cooking some inconcievable bullshit

Happy Pride Month 🌈

strap from a woman that says corny shit like mama bear instincts

every toilet should have a bidet

i should build a vco

making addendum to don't trust thoughts after 11pm; don't trust thoughts on hair wash day

LMH6574 4:1 High Speed Video Multiplexer is a beautiful name for a woman

Cool 👍

the first thing to know when you're learning about electrical engineering is that people on public forums are going to be really condescending and annoying when you don't know something

to live is to be a metamorph

i feel like im in a fish bowl

All Bad Bitches Go To Heaven

[0012847] Horse gets stuck "experiencing mortal fear"

cant wait for the bloodlust to return when i take my IR stims

i'm a cucumber like larry

forgot to take it's meds this morning award