cant explain it but this fit makes me feel like i should be in the studio

Final unicorn pattern (2/3 of it) wallpaper for a client, can’t wait to see it up- will post pics once it happens. In the meantime- enjoy!

i have LOGGED OFF WORK! i am OFF tomorrow! for the next SEVERAL HOURS i will be SMOKING WEED and SITTING ON THE COUCH in a manner most hedonistic. i will have a good and relaxing birthday tomorrow so help me god

no one appreciates my genius and whimsy

This is my comfort

pros: i have made my first foray into doing nsfw art and its baller cons: referenced my own artful nude so no u cant see it

highest quality pics ive been able to get of my jellies, theyre getting bigger and multiplying. but u can even see detail in their internal structures now

unprecedented year for the company. we doubled our net worth by literally billion. so of course our christmas bonus is.... 🥳 t*rg*t gift card 🥳

"blowjob brothers" functions as an available english translation that communicates all the information necessary to understand what a "manzai duo" is

1 minute into therapy session and i havent heard from my therapist today. whats the over/under on this thing actually happening

sitting my ass down and LISTENING

he is going to clean your screen real quick. please give him some space to work

🎀✨🎀🐑

his name was cheep cheep and he never had batteries in his whole life but i would rotate him so that u could see the reflection of his led eyes and pretend he was on

THEY STOLE!!!! WII SHOP WEDNESDAY!!!!!

LMAO KILL YOUR SELF!!!

I don't know where I first saw this, but I think about it every once in a while

i love my jellies #myjellies

dont care + didnt ask + *floats blurrily across the screen*

watched lesbian entomology bdsm toxic yuri

The Fathead of Dorian Gray

my weed cat plushie that i ordered in may keeps faking me out by sending me emails that its *about to* ship and then never shipping 🤬🤬

gonna be a big week for this one

MULTIPLE FOUND AND THEYRE ALL SWIMMY AND CUTE IM CRYING I NEED THOUSANDS

so insanely fucking real for this

wow congraultions to the fnaf guy for transitioning 🫶🫶

ugh hmm do i do a haircut or do i continue growing out the mullet. its at like the base of my neck now

i love u, baby monkey metaphor

remember baby monkey from your science experiments? this is him now and hes living comfortably in toronto

not enough money to buy baby paint brush bc i spent it on that damn ass laboratory map 🤬

BREAKING: BABY PAINTBRUSH MARKET COLLAPSES

i have been littlest pet shop ifying my friends lions

what does it mean if ur mom buys u money respect power scarface pajama pants for xmas ive never seen the movie

me. freddy fazbear. 2 margaritas. #iykyk

Turn on the TV. Doesn’t matter what channel.

MY WIFE IS ALWAYS OUT WITH HER CHURCH FRIENDS!! #ART