Tiny paws up!

ah nevermind i cant quit my job, they sent me charcuterie and it got delivered at the peak of my high. thats basically the same as like a visit from god

put this on bc i thought it was gonna be like a happysad buddy comedy and stiles from teen wolf is there but. its actually this twink on the right turning straight himbo dylan o brien gay

suggested for me 🚬🫩

they really haphazardly threw me together in a lab to be the most neurotic and deeply flawed individual of all time

i am going to [redacted🤬]. we have 2 environments called test 2 and test 3 (neither are test environments btw✌️) and i just did a thing in test 2 bc my boss last night was like "do this in test 2!" and then when i submitted it to him he was like "that was supposed to be in test 3 :/"

you will never guess what happened 😀

her hubris will almost certainly be her downfall

using the kettle to boil water for my bath like its medieval times 🤬

we are losing influence on neopets because you keep posting on the neopets roleplaying forum instead of the neopets battledome forum. you are wasting time pretending to be a shoyru named jeff

My is 3 Inch

in this new woke landscape, his name would be Agent 67 and his job would be HitThey

i have poster's disease. its where i have a thought and it rattles around in my brain on endless repeat until i physically type it out. no its not ocd i swear

howwwww is it not friday. every day for the last several months has felt like 4 days

its too bad the economy is in shambles and theres not actually anything wrong with my current job bc i do want a new one badly

unfortunately, my problem isnt that ill keep beating the dead horse indefinitely. its that ill revive it over and over through inadvisable alchemical means just to make sure it does more things to get beat about

im not actually t4t, im motherwound4motherwound. its a weird coincidence that they just always align like that

a little tired, that’s all

Slam Raimi's Send Hole

sam raimi's send help should have been age gap yuri

i get self conches when i have to pee in the cup at the doctors bc they never tell me how much they need and what if the techs are back there observing my piss like damn what the hell

how come every time i go to the pharmacy, im there for 30 minutes regardless of how many ppl are in line

My drawing of little Flug playing with markers @lilalienz4ever.bsky.social

tried to open a door for a little old lady and kinda tripped over my own shoes about it and then accidentally kicked the door. humiliating. im never trying kindness again

shes a bit too comfortable i think

good news the naked brothers band is coming to town

Mother

chaser who likes classic cars: transgender is like thunderbird

we're car guys. of course we wrap our lips around the stick shift and slobber on it and moan on it and touch ourselves a little while getting as far down as we can and

hot topic dot com please turn up the contrast or something on your black clothes and stop taking pics from 15 feet away i cant see shit

every monday i travel across town to confess my sins to and receive a sort of fatherly validation from a man who is 75% travis mcelroy and for some reason this is load bearing. important for my psyche. he's going to start hypnotizing me soon

just learned that a lady who has been sending me 75 item spreadsheets in PDF format (portrait, so the last 3 columns are cut off onto other pages) for the last 2 years has had the excel version this entire time. psychological torture

i unfortunately gotta hand it to my boss & his love for a) working unpaid overtime and b) exporting company data to his personal machine so he can put it into chat jipiti bc im now no longer responsible for manually migrating 400 webpages to our new platform via copy/paste bittersweet moment truly

me to my stress ball whenever i see my enemies: 🫩🫪🫩🫪🫩🫪🫩🫪🫩🫪🫩🫪

yall mind if a guy eats a cold hot dog every once in a while?

HAPPY CLOTH MOTHER DAY - dashare.zone ADMIN

my brother keeps tricking me into engaging with the mother wound

im going to the lesbian bar tn and im nervous bc what if its the wrong kind of lesbian bar

(scrolling Bluesky) I reject the premise. I reject the premise. Granted. I reject the premise. Not my fetish. Granted. I reject the premise. Funny. I reject the premise.

yeah i literally dont know what possesses me sometimes but its gotta stop

basically it feels like this in my brain

ugh i haaate being flakey but i exist in this weird space rn where everything is good bc im filling my time with literally anything for Avoidance purposes and then i get a moment of clarity and everything catches up to me and i gotta spend the next 16 hours in a dark quiet room