HAITIAN PISS MISSILE

Let's get CONCACAF'Y, y'all

Fuck yeah, Dailyn Swain!

/sees LeVar Burton trending and chooses to post this without discovering why www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvEn...

This Cup has been worth the price of admission just to have multiple days of Messi, Mbappe, and Haaland showing out on the same day

Season 18 supposedly wrapped up filming in April and now I'm hoping these guys didn't miss an opportunity of writing an episode of them grifting folks into thinking Paddy's is a soccer bar

FIFA organizers are enraged as they were led to believe that it's always sunny in Philadelphia

lot of americans are really getting to tune into messi for the first time during this world cup and it’s important they all know it’s been 20 years of this

Let Messi play until he's 50

boo

Well who would've guessed the country that produced Luis Suarez could be such a buzzkill

no fucking way

Oh, that poor Iranian player is going through it but that was a grade-a beans hit

Cape Verde made Spain big mad

Fox should probably advise Stu Holden to not say "shoot on site" in any context in front of Saudi Arabia's team and fans

I assume Eloy Room is trending to commemorate his 2020 MLS Cup victory #Crew96

ok this is a lot funnier

You've been hit by You've been struck by CONCACAF

So Kurt Cobain coaches Ecuador?

i truly didn't know this was possible for coors field

Fox needs to keep showing Curacao Thanos as much as possible

NCIS: NASCAR is my new favorite show

Don't worry Cincy, at least we got Geno 🙃

This World Cup has had to have the most goals scored within the first ten minutes than any other tourney

unis remain undefeated

The Zlatan and Thierry just VIBING, with Lalas only featured long enough to get got. I love it. Right into my veins.

Brazil playing in blue jerseys is unnatural, yeah?

Jesus, I'm really gonna be a blubbering mess if the USMNT make it to the quarterfinals

we gotta do this every game. this is so beautiful.

Guys, I'm still tearing up from the "Country Roads" fan anthem at Lumen

Has the USMNT gone 2-0 group stage directly because of me wearing this shirt? Who can say.

USA, 6 points and +5 goal differential after 2 games?

COUNTRY ROADS AND LIVIN' ON A PRAYER I AM ASCENDING

holy shit

There's plenty of reasons to like the Telemundo broadcasters better than Fox's but I will not accept any Stu Holden slander.

I am enjoying the soccer thus far

[al michaels voice] he did WHAT?????

Live look at me

I ALWAYS LOVED YOU, VAR

Naturalizing Own Goal before the World Cup was a real stroke of genius by US Soccer.

OWEN GOAL IS A TRUE AMERICAN

LFG!!

Come on, you Yanks!! #USMNT

Hey man, this sucks

These Fox announcers reprimanding the Mexican fans have obviously never watched a US-Mexico match. Audibly laughed at them saying the fans need to behave themselves.

Using the PGA's "playing through" style of commercial for the hydration break really doesn't make it better

bah gawd, that's @treblaw.bsky.social's music!

Loud boos here from the fans at BC Place as the match is interrupted for the FIFA-mandated hydration break... at this indoor stadium. With the roof closed. This is literally the only thing that has been able to drop the energy in the building. Brutal.

There's a Blastoise joke in here somewhere that I'm not clever enough to create

The melodic tones of the weather radio signaling a tornado warning to wake you up. Tis the season. May get back to sleep before two but who can say.