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Epstein ending an email

hell yeah

It is the year 2026 and we're still getting insane Jose Mourinho bullshit

Absolute madman

Many are saying Benfica

BENFICA HOLY SHIT

#UCL RED ZONE DAY LFG!!!

Did Frank Martin go into WitSec and then get it revoked?

I don't think we talk enough about how Case Keenum has been in the NFL for 14 seasons

the Patriots are going to the Super Bowl because the other team's backup QB dropped 20 yards behind the line of scrimmage and chest-passed the ball backwards

Leave it to an Auburn QB to break the referees

Greg McDermott's hairline makes him look like Aang

We really don't talk enough about how Jeremy Bearimy is a perfect episode of television

anyways, college football is the best. let’s do it again next season.

he ain't lie

My one gripe with the 4k feed is there should be ambient audio. I want to hear everyone in the stands trying to catch their breath and/or crying

Sometimes you can see in real time that you are watching the most important player in the history of a sports organization

Frame it.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CANT BRING COCAINE TO THE MATERNITY WARD?!?

BRING OUT YER DEEEAAD

HERE COMES THE BOOM, INDEED, FOX SPORTS

LigaMX having betting odds on the FS1 bottom line is some peak Sickos shit

Microsoft's Clippy probably would've beat the hell out of any of today's AI slop bots for literally no good reason and the world would be better off for this

Yo, what in the actual fuck is Steph made of?

I know this was a longtime coming but, man... the fact that it's happening is hitting me square in the nostalgia bone. Check out this gallery from Cincinnati.com: View photos of Forest Fair Mall demolition www.cincinnati.com/picture-gall...

I'm using this as a timestamp for when I audibly declared Indiana is gonna win this game

CHERRIES 🍒🍒 #EPL

He's the robot Congressman from Parks & Rec

Indiana fans can legally uproot an In-N-Out and take it home now

If nothing else, Fernando Mendoza is the state of Indiana's best future Congressional candidate that gets groomed for the presidency.

At just about every point in the last century, the normal score would've been Alabama 24, Indiana 0

I will happily watch Indiana grind everyone into a fine paste

We really gotta put up with three more weeks of Starlord's shitty AI movie commercials?

Every bowl season, someone in another conference gets the full Iowa Experience. Yes, there's a two-star recruit OL who is a future NFL Draft pick. No, you can't block the defensive front. Yes, there's always another tight end you've never heard of making plays.

Al right, listen up, our fugitive has been on the run for 15 hours. Average foot speed of a jacked Pop Tart, barring injuries, is 4 miles per hour. That gives us a radius of 60 miles. Your fugitive's name is Slammin' Strawberry. Go get him. @poptartsbowl.com

*pounding table* EAT THEM EAT THEM EAT THEM

GIVE US POP-TARTUS

... ... sooooo, if within this scenario, I had the ability to choose between one or the other...

we have set national records for laziness today

PJ Fleck, man

NFL Films made this for all of us. A Carol of the DOINKS.

The sound of a leaf blower on Christmas eve morning. 'Tis the season, indeed.

“Cheap Seats“ actually exists again?!?!

The @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social New Orleans Bowl preview really shows how much this crew knows ball

Woooooo boy, this is peak Sickos material in an already Sickos-heavy environment

I am already dreading the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social dramatic reading of the Petrino-Belichick-Jordon love triangle.

This is perfect for those of us who read The Baseball Encyclopedia as a child (literally, only me) ⚾️ Immaculate Grid 993 9/9: Rarity: 54 IMMACULATE! 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 Play at: www.sports-reference.com/immaculate-g...