I'm not moving off the sofa. #totp

Play The KLF #totp

Play KLF you arses #totp

Play the KLF you Bastards #TOTP

PLAY THE KLF YOU KOWARDS #totp

This would be a pointless answer if there was ever a Queen question on Pointless #totp

This is just words with unconnected musical notes. #totp

Play Doctor and the Medics! #totp

Play Pete Wylie!

"Now we're up to talking divorve and we weren't even married".... Not a good start.... #totp

It's no Caribbean Queen. #totp

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... Führage will invite him to speak at a Reform conference when he's released.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... Warwickshire voters have lost their tiny racist minds.

That's because double 0 is 0 you cunt. Your reminder that if you taxed Bezos at 90% of his net worth, he'd *still* be a fucking billionaire.

Utter madness. A joke of a transport mode in cities. Why car parking shouldn't be free anywhere.

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www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... 5 years?

www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/j... I wonder if the NHS staff caring for him are the ones he wanted to shoot?

People who crop dogs' ears should have all their pets and kids taken away from them.

Play the SOS band you bastards! #totp

Bryan Ferry, one for the rightwing mums. #totp

Don't remember Kim's rockabilly period, but it's Kim. #totp

Kill me now. #totp

No.. Nooooo.... #totp

"I can live without you"... Me, everytime a reform bellend pops up on the TV. #totp

What in the seaside special dance routine is this.. #totp

#totp Call the police.... There's a murder in progress.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... Not exactly a symbol of unity is it.

Today's winner of the internet.

Puts news on, "...... has resig.... ".... Turns news off.

Reform councillors are wasting no time in tackling the most pressing issues of the day, such as... er... monitoring UFO activity over Doncaster.

Item on air pollution on BBC South Today, the takeaway advice, "use damp dusters when cleaning". Not, drive less, use active and public transport.

Man, 26, dies after car hit group of pedestrians in Arnold

Trip out to Durdle Door.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... Time to end sentence discounts for murderous drivers like this.

Not sure there’s any point having elections any more. We should just ask crypto billionaire, Christopher Harborne, who he’s paid to be the next prime minister and drop the absurd notion that the voters get to decide anything.

Putting "grease" into "greased lightening". youtu.be/XdGWV1T1v4w?...

www.oxfordmail.co.uk/news/2608755... The defendant in this case, Bandali, had a previous conviction for causing death by dangerous driving in 1999. But of course he's safe to be allowed to drive again, receiving a ban of one year and eight months for his recent offence.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... WTF.

Brexit is a fundamentally dishonest policy, peddled by rightwing vested interests hiding behind prejudice. It has made the UK ungovernable because it requires relentless deceit to sustain it. And yet - in practical terms - it is ruinous. It is the debt we all have to pay to the truth.

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Reform voters will be able to pay their council tax in bit coin now.

Saw a video of Nigel Farage voting earlier on. He took out a burgundy EU passport as his ID. CUNT!

@jamesy62.bsky.social #mudguards

#r4today Ask Zac about SEND provision and potholes.

Cycling to work reduces risk of death by up to 20%. Copenhagen gives cyclists tax incentives to commute because their productivity is higher (less days off sick). This stuff should not be controversial. Politicians really need to step up on active travel #cycling

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... Prick.

Brexit, the gift that keeps on taking. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...