shaved my legs and didn't get razor burn, please clap

One MUST resist the urge to lolcow. I'd call it one of the most important urges to resist on the contemporary internet, actually

I think my first idea (make catgirl HRT real) breaks the no impossible stuff rule, so instead - University of Useless Degrees. Majors include Underwater Basket Weaving, Tomfoolery, Leetspeak (as a language major). Payment can only be made in large quantities of coins (but it's like fifteen bucks).

getting my PhD in Monologuing Like A Noir Detective

After I get a proper grackle pitching league off the ground, I'm investing in hot dogs that go into buns in a perpendicular fashion, putting intentionally malfunctioning mustard dispensers into every f150 that also disables the A/C, and permanently encasing a random volume of lake erie in resin.

My tits can be used as stim toys btw

We do, actually, really need to talk about the brand of toxic, white supremacist, eugenicist, Christofascist toxic masculinity that is the main ideological force currently destroying our society and government and countless lives, and how it is a based on a revisionist lie about "computers".

the world is my podcast, everyone else is just listening to it

I'm a person where an empty shell should be and it's way better than your thing

I think I have an unhealthy relationship with, like, the idea of being loved. guess I'll chalk that up to another part of being a work-in-progress human lol

the population of Seattle is only like 50,000 if you don't include headmates

oh shit I missed my three year skeetiversary. oops

new Marathon game appears to be a psyop designed to get me into extraction shooters. joke's on them, I'm too broke to buy it anyways!

tummy outline, pencil skirt. repost. you agree

Black Trans Lives Matter, always have, and always will.

"using ai in a leftist way to achieve communist fully automated luxury perfect utopia" you are literally boromir drooling over the idea of using the One Ring. it's a little imp that's destroying the very concept of Shared Reality and you're like "what if we can use it to automate emails better"

on god we are all shoplifting in 2026

I can't believe it's been a year. Rest in peace to a true legend.

going on a quest

congratulations to the chicago bears for their proletarian victory over the green bay cracKKKer$

returning after a two-ish year hiatus because twitter has finally worn through my patience and it looks like more of my favorite posters have migrated here. so uh hi again everyone :3

im gay

hellthread is too powerful for me

hey guys sorry I've been away what's going on on the skyline today

Ideas are carried, embodied, spread and advocated for by humans. Also, some of the most important ideas are not very memetic. Like, "everybody should have enough food to eat" and "libraries are good and should be free" If you want your idea to win, you have to do the leg work

john wick voice: yeah, I'm thinking it's Friday

she... sit on my com til I Alf?

what's this about Alf?

I think it's really cool that this is a young site and getting like a handful of likes and follows is a big deal. then again back on the other hell site I was always a lowbie so it's not a new feeling for me. but it's fun!

im gay

We will skeet and dethrone God.

I live, I die, I live again! are they really called "skeets" or is that just a thing made up to make me go insane