2024 wrapped - completed my studies in ethical necromancy at the arcane university - 7000 graves desecrated - started a hemomancy publication - a total of 9 imperial identities stolen - forged an alliance with psychic restoration mages - survived 14 accidental exposures to the sun

Surround yourself with the kind of people who read banned books.

I can't stand the other realm

prithee forgive me for nought posting oft, i have been focusing on mine studies and they have been proving to be quite troublesome

I suspect the arcane university is churning out a new generation of necromancers that use glitter in reanimation spells. I have been accosted by a gang of skeletal bandit highwaymen that bedazzled me so much that I let them take all my septims and my expensive boots of waterwalking

sand is king

The sexual tension between me and the sexual tension emitting orb

rather than despoil graves, I have decided to procure my corpses from the hill that people keep dying on.

yes I am calm and honest and can be trusted with responsibility

Thematically appropriate.

might fuck around and trick a priest into blessing my inverted cross necklace

From 1986. Crime report about the infamous Morgana The Kissing Bandit

Never suppress your slutty side

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"That such a humanoid structure remains the sole footprint of the Aedra speaks perhaps of the essentially mortal nature of our world." --The Imperial Geographical Society writing about the Adamantine Tower

turns out you can't sleep off the curse of insomnia and eternal hunger

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I reanimate and arm corpses so that they may be able to defend themselves from grave robbers, I have reanimated 500,298 of them so far. I take their jewellery as payment for my good work.

I have always known myself to be undead, the possibility that I might still be living as a mortal, though far-fetched, is very unsettling.

Sneaking into the Arcane University to drink the unlabeled potions anyone want to join?

fuck my stupid hemolytic life

mine headcanon for how we made it here is that when the foul despot musk hath been ransacking the forest, we have traversed nought north, south, east, or west, and nought even up or down, but in a 7th, more sinister direction, and ended up in this parallel plane, some manner of AU if thou wilst

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what a cute couple! it warms my little wizard heart to see such young love flourish!