If I’m reading this right. The Pyromancer has depression.

When Dominick Mysterio says he’s the greatest luchador of all time so you have to hit him with the booyaka stare.

The Pyromancer also picked this up. Feelin pretty good about Batman stuff rn.

The Pyromancer says… FUCK YES

The Pyromancer got a foil variant of a comic they wanted. Maybe life ain’t so bad.

Literally me and my legos

If Chunk doesn’t win fat bear week tomorrow The Pyromancer is going to crash out.

Don’t believe this. It’ll take more than a simple bat to the head to st-

IT IS FAT BEAR WEEK BISHIES

Art by • Gray Morrow

You've got two and a half more hours to get a signed book from me!! Also here's another incredible piece of art from it, this one by @michaeldeforge.bsky.social

Got Pandora’s box today That is all.

The Pyromancer has brewed a potent cursed scent for the Archieve’s defuser!

@jacobgeller.com are you aware you’re mentioned on the wikipedia page for House of Leaves?

The Pyromancer mourns the death of Haru Urara.

The Pyromancer is starting to think it’s not seasonal.

STEBAN, THE STUDENT COMMUNIST - “In dark times, should the stars also go out?”

BY THE GREAT FIRE I DECLARE Get yourself a good book

Did this to a bandit once and he stabbed me in the knee and stole my coin purse anyway.

happy Wizard Wednesday to all who celebrate

Knight Model

The Pyromancer has finished Expedition 33… I think I need a minute 9/10

The Pyromancer finally had to to finish a book. 4/5 It’s nice to feel hope.

Let's rock with our cock.

The Pyromancer is so fucking tired yall.

The Pyromancer has unfortunately failed at training the horses.

LEGO Wizard hopes you have a magical start to your week

This is kinda me if you ignore everything except “Questing in my lane” and “Conguring”

I have been drawing with colouring pencils recently and I like it a lot. Here is a sleepy wizard. Sleepy wizard wears a comfy robe and slippers and carries a teacup. They can summon dream creatures to assist them.

No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive.

Someone vandalized a book in the Grand Archieve to promo their crack ship fanfic. The Pyromancer doesn’t know what to do with this…

Jacob Geller might be one of if not the best essayist I follow and so I implore you to check him out.

Fantasies of Nuremberg On justice, punishment, and the Earth crying out for vengeance. youtu.be/n9Ay5tzHIBU

If we can bring back Air Bud we can bring back the goodest boy ever

ASTRO-KRAKEN - Had this stuck in my head for a bit now, had to realize it.

The Pyromancer has seen Superman. There’s no easy way to say this. It’s peak

The Pyromancer thinks he should start a Commonplace book.

The Pyromancer declares… Its peak…

This is why I can’t leave my tower right now.

The Pyromancer has been thinking about weird things in cold places again. Like that Alaskan town where everyone lives in the one apartment building. Or the Norwegian town where they joke that “no ones allowed to die” because they don’t allow burials.

The Pyromancer’s Sadboi Sunday hits different when it’s not actually sunday yet.

I CAST! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

This the kinda shit I’m living in except its on fire and also blown up.

The Pyromancer just remember he almost froze to death once. That was kinda fucked up actually

Blocked myself from solving a puzzle for 45 minutes because I thought a word was spelled with an I instead if an E. That’s what all those years training in the Mage’s Academy got me.

MINE GREAT TOME HAS ARRIVED! If you’ll allow me a small outburst… Ahem… LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Who up mancing they pyro right now?