stupid fucking goblin

in the downwards dancing darkness of the dungeons darkest depths, dives dragons and drop bears and dwarfs a like, drunkardly drinking daiquiri’s and dangerously devouring dandelions, dastardly drowning in devilish delight.

hellllo bluesky!

I'M JUST HAPPY TO BE HERE OKAY @felixfinch.bsky.social @skelbton.bsky.social #oc

HHH

i know it is my wizardly duty to be loyal to my study’s and hide away in my tower but oh how i yearn to be held in the big strong arms of… WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY MOPING CHAMBER?!? GET OUTT!!!

listen here you little filthy rat… if you EVER pull that shit again-

please…. for the love of george… @peedlefinch.bsky.social please stay still for one minute i can’t take much more of this

what the hell are the gnomes up too

POTIONSSSSS FOR SALEEE! POTIONS FOR SA- *trips over my cloak* OOOUGH~ OH! *thud* AH! *thud* ERG! *thud* OOF! *thud* OW! *thud* FUCK! (i fell down the stairs)

do you boys know what an angler fish is?

I REALLY REALLY REALLY MESSED UP A SPELL NOBODY GO ANYWHERE NEAR MY TOWER UNTIL I FIGURE OUT HOW TO FIX… THIS… APPRENTICES STAY OUT OF MY CHAMBERS

running out of time to get gifts for the holidays? come to my shop! i have a plenty of potions, including forget me spells so your loved ones will not remember that you didn’t get them a present!

BE WARNED TRAVELLERS! ONE OF MY MANY TUNNELS HAS COLLAPSED AND COINCIDENTALLY CAUSED A SERIES OF SINK HOLES! STAY AWAY FROM MY TOWER UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE!

the winter is a cruel place for himbo wizards

who invited this guy?!?

*my staff rattling in my hands as i squint my eyes* “do i knooow you?” suspiciously child shaped mimic: “grandpa its me”

oh dear… i would hate to get my robes wet… if only there was a big strong orc to carry me across this river…

THINK OF THE APPRENTICES!

local goblin suffers from severe decapitation after napsack malfunction

EXCUSEEE ME! CANST THOU POINT ME IN THE DIRECTION OF- EXCUSE ME! BY GEROGE THY PUPILS ART HUGE!! WHATS THIS? A POTION? FOR ME! DONT MIND I DO~

this isn’t the wizard council meeting…

quack quack

the world is a lemonade stand, and i am a duck looking for grapes.

all i want is to have my little homoerotic communist propaganda husband… alas i am stuck as an old lonely wizard…

ⓘ this user is half giant and enjoys bone bread.

this is a photo of me as a baby when i first discovered how to make homunculi

instead of retreating deep into dungeons like most people who are sad, wizards just go higher and higher into their towers

footage of one of my stupid homunculi coming back to the tower after breaking out and realizing the world is very unkind to his kind.

i fear my orb number may have been scribed upon the glory hole wall again…

OH MIGHTY GODS OF BLUESKY! WHY CAN I NO LONGER UPLOAD VIDEOS FROM MY ORB? IS MY MAGIC TOO POWERFUL?

i don’t care HOW humble you are! I WILL BE KNEELING!

today in the little wizard shop we are having a sale on hair growth potions!

ride homunculus, life is good. homunculus fight back. kill homunculus. homunculus gone… think about homunculus… regret….

Fun Felix Finch Fact 128: The wizard loves nutritional yeast so much that his hands tremble just thinking about it.

somebody gave the ol wizard a sword

i am alive so it was indeed ogre snot. all is well in the wizard tower.

someone switched the labels on my potion ingredients again. the mermaid tears were replaced with one of two things, ogre snot or wyrm venom. which of them i just dropped into my eyes? only the next few hours will tell!!

FINCH AS A CATBOY! FINCH AS A CATBOY! You guys are so welcome. #art #digitalart #cat #wizard #wizardposting #furry #catboy #krita #digitalpainting #painting #drawing

i do declare my tummy acheth with great might

come hither now traveler, it’s about time you return to jelly bean park.

WHAT KIND OF IDIOT TRYS TO PUT OUT A SPELL FIRE WITH- WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS WATER? THE BOTTLE IS CLEARLY LABELED ‘DRAGONS BREATH’!!!

THIS IS SLANDER AND A ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS CLAIM! I AM OBVIOUSLY THE CUTEST WIZARD, THERE IS NO COMPETITION!

my stupid little homunculus insisted on showing off its “dance” to bluesky…