I guess you could call this potions

babe get in the car I just got the location of goth tiddies amusement park we need to go NOW

Heartbreaking: skelbton found alive in his house quoted saying “who are you how did you get in my house I’m grabbing my gun”

My knees hurt

Dropping generational brown in the bathroom tn

Went to the beach where everyone is chopped as fuck and they all knew me

Skelbton boots made with 100% genuine dragon leather harvested from the wings of Ancalagon the Black in the final battle of the first age

You may ask: skelbton, where have you been, why don’t you post on bluesky? And to that I say; sandwich

How sorcerers look at you when you say you learned your magic instead of making a deal for it

Dukakis 2028, This time, we're bringing in the Cyberswine

the sun is the same in a relative way

30,000 biomechanical swine in Eugene Oregon. Another 50,000 in Cincinnati. Many things are happening

My #1 hobby is smelling like the rose somebody gave me on my birthday deathbed

Me and my beloved wife

126 year old Skelbton makes “the soup which feeds 10,000 soldiers” the old fashioned way

You got the only Skelbton that’ll walk the line

Rare maskless Skelbton

Witch Hat Atelier style study turned into Mercio #study #art #manga #oc #digitalart

Cheap trick in the big 2025

I hate the big city….

Selling the Grooklyn Bridge in New Orc City send me trade offers

Doing some light reading

Sniper took out my breakfast burrito this morning. This will not stand.

Where all the fine ass Sumerian women at

Wasn’t gonna drink today but i miss Ben Quadrinaros like a mf

Poplar Trees - 1884 #artbots #vangogh https://botfrens.com/collections/46/contents/13461

I can’t wait for my new shotgun to get here, gonna go pheasant hunting in Oregon in October.

my terrible homunculus, Pubert

stream a while ago!! #digitalart #camera

Old friends

OW MY HEAD

My eyes could steal a sailor from the sea

Skelbton the Wizard found dead outside his New Mexico Ranch (Source: Deadline)

The gnomes are displeased with my recent actions

Air Force Gnome just was shot down by a child with a pellet gun

The gnome bridge just collapsed with peak rush hour traffic. Hundreds of red cone hats are washing up on the banks of the river.

10,000 worms are dead by my hand- all used to catch fish

Friendship ended with the worm, rob zombie instructed me to conquer it.

Ask your senator to install a gnome bridge over your local highway

Can’t be bothered to post here I’m too eepy

“Heheh! We’re the thief gnomes and we are going to steal your cheese!”

The #1 problem in the world today is the fog that turns your skin inside out

my itty bitty bug boy is besties with @skelbton.bsky.social 's big ol mantis

our bug knights are friends

I am a wildlife photographer and I just took this picture

pointing at the fruit stall at the farmers market in full wizard regalia while a thunderstorm forms going “MATER! MATER!” And the owner shaking in fear hands me a tomato

New Branch of Safety Inc. Coming Soon to a Dungeon Near You!