I want to learn to make a doom clone but that would be hard and I don’t like doing hard things

Art

Salt your goddamn sidewalks, assholes

idea for gay porn name: throb stewart

Wife’s outta town. Going beast mode. Sitting in my underwear drinking. Loving life

Don’t go back to Rockville

Give me a drug, all of your love.

It’s just this till you die

Once you get fat in your mid twenties you start feeling like Tony soprano

Otherworldly landscape of White Pocket, Arizona #ColorADay #OrangeSun #Photography #Rocks #Arizona #Landscape 📷

Currently the only two songs I can remember how to play on guitar are Wham! By Lonnie Mack and Blue Shadows on the Trail from The Three amigos.

Hey baby you can go wild on my guangdong

The worst part of owning guns isn’t the price it’s that the dumbest fuck on the planet will think that you and him are best friends and agree on every single political issue and let me tell you he has the wrong opinion on every single issue he knows about

Medicare for All would save $450B a year. Every dollar spent on food stamps generates $1.50-$1.80 in economic activity. Each dollar going to low-wage workers adds $1.20 to the economy overall. It’s not about what this country can or can’t afford. It’s about priorities.

starting to think the little furry gremlin ripping parts of the wing off of this airliner is into me

Need this rn

I WAS AT THAT FUCKING TOUR. I SAW PRINCE LIVE AT MADISON SQUARE GARDEN IN 2011 WHEN I WAS 11 PLEASE GOD TELL ME I DID NOT GO TO THE SAME CONCERT AS JEFFERY EPSTEIN

Bluesky exclusive bunny art

Datamoshing my GABA and glutamate receptors

I wanted to be like Merle haggard until I learned I can’t stand gin. Misery on the other hand seems to think I like it

Whoever put the bookmark button so close to the share button needs a firm talking to

I can draw anything

My cat is a Vietnam veteran

Account is 18+ because I’m pretty sure there’s nobody under the age of 25 on this website

Nightmare 1/5/25 I was in a catacomb or maybe a necropolis? i could barely see infront of me and there were these demons? very medieval depictions but realistic if that makes sense. they were fucking with me.

one of the nicest things anyone's ever done for me is a friend in Tennessee volunteered for road work and litter abatement (basically the chain gang) so he could be released from prison sooner so he could attend my wedding

I know the true meaning of cow tools and I refuse to share it with anyone

people used to connect to the internet by plugging their land line into a slab of raw meat

Recently been plagued by nightmares so I’m going to draw the creatures I remember

fourteen bugs

feed my eyes

Roland "Skelbton' Deschain

Ploughman in the Fields near Arles, 1888 #postimpressionism #vangogh

just watched a naked John Kerry in the woods bugle like an elk before his joints moved in unnatural ways and he galloped into the forest.

If you invite me to Christmas expect me to show up like this and call your great aunt names

They call me swagboy the way I’m dripped out all year- (three eagles grab the back of my shirt and start carrying me away) NO NO NO FREE ME HELP

If you dig deep enough below New York you can stumble into Yew Nork

Shoutout to my cursed artifact

Are you shitting me

I guess you could call this potions

babe get in the car I just got the location of goth tiddies amusement park we need to go NOW

Heartbreaking: skelbton found alive in his house quoted saying “who are you how did you get in my house I’m grabbing my gun”

My knees hurt

Dropping generational brown in the bathroom tn

Went to the beach where everyone is chopped as fuck and they all knew me

Skelbton boots made with 100% genuine dragon leather harvested from the wings of Ancalagon the Black in the final battle of the first age