@erikloomis.bsky.social this is relevant to your interests: www.reddit.com/r/newjersey/...

Something a lot of farmers and ranchers should keep in mind about Make America Great Again: South is a kind of America, too, so go easy with this "breaking your word" talk. I mean, unless you'd like us to discover that your community has a horrible problem only ICE can fix.

When I am elected president, I promise to be so petty I will camp my motorcade wherever Trump is so he cannot travel.

Has Arc de Dr'umph already been taken?

Big Pharma can't fool me. Skyrizi isn't trademarkable, because the name was stolen from the most photogenic birds on Earth.

BREAKING: Exclusive footage from investigation of Nazified American flag in Congressional office.

@fairygodmegan.bsky.social Look, I'm not saying you have to. I'm just saying ... three-day weekend.

If I were Jay Jones: "First off, this was just locker room talk, and by the Law of Access Hollywood, cannot be used against me." "Second, I make this promise to Virginia: if a time traveling lunatic traps me in a room with two mass murderers and a gutless Republican shitheel, I won't kill anyone."

Hey @faineg.bsky.social do you remember Ricochet modems from the late '90s? No reason to bring them up.

Happy now, @fairygodmegan.bsky.social ?

Drunk Television Host Lectures Career Professionals on Merit

Portland should mass-produce big signs that read "Welcome, Street Cleaners!" And have people cheer for the troops.

I was skeptical, but man -- it's like you're looking at Gaza. I guess Ol' Lumpypants has a point. katu.com/weather/came...

Such a lovely performance by @ronsexsmith.bsky.social tonight at Jammin' Java in Viienna, Va. I am so glad I got to see it.

There is a lot -- a lot -- that has me down. But next Wednesday I get to see @ronsexsmith.bsky.social at Jammin' Java in Vienna, Virginia. I'm going to have at least one good day, by God.

Hey, when was the first diagnosed case of autism? 1940s? Wow. Cool, cool. Hey, when was Tylenol introduced? 1955? Wow. Cool, cool. Why do I ask? No reason.

We should stop making Bond movies unless they completely reinvent and deconstruct the character. He's not only a product of another time, the current global shitshow makes classic Bond stories of "guy kills the 'right' people to achieve peace" *extremely* difficult to enjoy, just like w/ cop shows.

“Of course, the secretary thinks that women should have the right to vote,” Pentagon Press Secretary Kingsley Wilson told reporters on Thursday. <"Right now, that is. Our Founders left a way to correct woke errors of the past, in the form of amendments," he added.> edition.cnn.com/2025/08/15/p...

Blend the title of a movie and a TV show, and improve them both. Antiques Roadhouse

Learning to make pierogies for the sole purpose of telling Dershowitz to go take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut. Go take a flying fuck at the moon!

Studying the end of apartheid, I was looking through ANC archives and found a tape of an argument between Nelson Mandela and government negotiators. "President Botha would have never-" "-de Klerk would. You taste P.W. Botha deez nutz in your mouth?" It was my greatest find as a false historian.

I appeared on CBS News to discuss DOJ’s outreach to Ghislaine Maxwell regarding Jeffrey Epstein. Q: Can she be trusted? A: In my training & experience as a criminal defense attorney for over 30 years and a former federal prosecutor, cooperating witnesses should be treated like nuclear waste.

"You do these as groups? I thought these were phone polls." "Once again, please tell us, do you or do you not support President Trump and his policies."

If Donald Trump's uncle knew before his 1985 death that he had taught the Unabomber, then Donald Trump knew the Unabomber's identity for at least 10 years before he was captured. Why didn't you give us a heads-up, dickhead? Kaczynski killed three people and injured many more in that time.

5 things I can see: blood 4 things I can hear: blood 3 things I can touch: blood 2 things I can smell: blood 1 thing I can taste: blood & 1 thing I'm grateful for: this moment and all it has to offer ✨

Pretty amazing that a former president will sit quietly as one of his successors orders US troops into American cities and ships innocent people off to concentration camps—but feels compelled to speak up when a fellow HR nightmare is at risk of losing to another member of the same party.

Has "Nobody Messes With the Zohran" not come up once in the NYC Mayor primary?

Tulsi Gabbard looks like Rogue touched an absolute fucking lunkhead and never let the powers go.

hey so stand by for news @garnethenderson.com and I appear to have scooped the New York Times

They say you shouldn't shit where you eat, but here at ToiletSnax™, we do things a little differently.

Hey, I haven't heard anything about the Big Beautiful Border Wall in a while. Any notes on its progress? Have they moved on? I thought they were going to Finish The Wall.

I don't even want (or aspire to, I guess) a date outside the house anymore. I want three hours where I can lock my children in a comfortable dungeon and watch Sinners with my wife and eat a nice meal without threatening someone's college fund if they don't stop fucking bickering over inane bullshit.

Interesting that Elon's essentially saying "I knew that Donald Trump was a pedophile, but it wasn't advantageous for me to expose the truth."

Donald Trump has never heard of Cameo, I can surmise, as he is not currently selling $1 million bespoke videos on Truth Social.

I found a fentanylla cigarette on the ground, and I flushed it down the toilet immediately. I felt good knowing I had just saved 3,000+ people's lives, but then I cried because I realized that I probably just killed the Chesapeake Bay. I won't fight when they come to arrest me.

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Hi Bluesky, could really use your help 🙏🙏 We just launched our latest game Starless Abyss - the exact week that Oblivion was shadow-dropped. Which has been *not fantastic* for our launch If anyone can spare a RT, that would be so, so helpful ❤️❤️ Find it here: store.steampowered.com/app/3167970/...

In honour of the late Roy Orbison's birthday Ron sings "In Dreams" RS youtu.be/aeqWOmv1Pac?...

with no internet we must resort to the old way: eating dinner while watching a dvd, in this case the best movie ever filmed in san francisco and yes I know about bullitt go fuck yourself WOMAN

Heard this song last night coming home from Easter with the family and remembered I'd done it on my channel RS youtu.be/fzXXR8rotZw?...

Posting this one today in honour of the late Clem Burke "Heart Of Glass" RS youtu.be/3uE-nAluDiM?...

It feels like we are in the alternate ending where Wonka tells Charlie and Grandpa Joe to hit the bricks for real, burp your happy asses home -- fuck it, I'm giving everything to the Gloop kid, he fucking loves this shit.

Sky monkeys in flight! (Vrooom) Ass baboon delight!!! Hey... Ass Baboon Delight!! RS

Is #tariffism a word now? Is Trump a #tariffist?

This is *extremely* alarming — White House fires a career federal prosecutor because he (1) went after a politically connected businessman and (2) criticized Trump during a 2020 congressional bid. “White House fires a career prosecutor” is itself unprecedented. www.latimes.com/california/s...

Here's my fave American band from the 60's "The Loving' Spoonful" performing on a UK TV show RS youtu.be/YpZI8biFsn8?...

Le Monde reporting that a French scientist traveling to Houston to attend a conference was denied entry to US after a search of his phone & computer revealed messages critical of Trump's science cuts, "which [says CPB] conveyed hatred of Trump & could be qualified as terrorism". Computer confiscated