Psssst. I'm starting to get the sense that Wes Streeting might want to be Prime Minister.

Chuck Schumer when “but we caved to you” falls on deaf ears next time the Democrats are in power and there’s a shutdown.

I give it five minutes before a clip emerges of Matt Goodwin angrily telling a child that he’s part of the new elite.

Robbie Gibb should quite simply not be in that role. He makes no pretence of his own bias. While he has power the BBC will continue to rot.

"we have created a youth wing and put Matt Goodwin to run it" sounds like the setup to a slasher film

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

Good lord, it's incredibly concerning that anything in that report was a resigning issue for anyone other than the author of the report.

Personally I think Tim Davie should have resigned over the abysmal quality of the most recent series of Doctor Who.

It's going to be Peter Mandelson, isn't it?

I think we should give the position of Director General to Alan Carr as an extra little prize for winning #celebritytraitors.

OK fine, I'll take over as DG.

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Pretty certain we won a war against people who believed this 70 years ago.

Breaking: Andrew Cuomo announces plan to be sworn in as Mayor on January 1st.

Breaking: Dick Cheney already asking to be made Vice-President of Hell with full control of foreign policy.

Do we reckon that we’ll be able to hear Andrew Cuomo’s tantrum tonight from London?

RIP Peter Watkins, one of Britain’s greatest ever directors.

A Traitor for Halloween

Thank goodness for Plaid Cymru.

"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.

The new Strictly host is going to be Thomas Skinner, isn't it?

I think Katie Lam might actually be a psychopath.

What if I don't feel "culturally coherent" with Katie Lam?

I was born in York #Justsaying

I don’t particularly care if he gives up the meaningless title of Duke of York, I’d rather he gave himself up to the Epstein investigation.

Signing a contract agreeing not to criticise the Saudi royal family so you can do jokes for them about how easily offended lesbians are.

Quote tweet with one food you’ll never eat, one film you’ll never see again and one song you can’t stand. Unrendered lamb fat (nauseating) Requiem for a Dream (has Jared Leto in it) Kokomo (self explanatory)

Fine, perfectly happy for the AI industry to be 'killed' then.

Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.

Robert Jenrick is a racist, I don't feel like that is disputable anymore.

10/10, No notes.

I agree, questions about what Kemi Badenoch would do in power are irrelevant.

Show us the last four albums you listened to.

this is that thing i was saying last week about the loss of a moral element in politics - vavuely centrist people scared to ever say "I don't care how popular it is, it's still wrong"

Does anyone want to add me on Letterboxd (richard_cubitt)?

First they came for James Comey and I said, "Huh, ironic... But still very bad."

Believe trans people when we tell you the 'science' behind the Cass Report is as solid as the 'science' behind paracetamol causing autism.

Why on earth are Labour platforming Paul Embery?

What will Keir Starmer do about this National crisis? (6% saying The Big Bang Theory)

🎶 When your eel gets all wack On a Thames full of gak That’s a moray 🎶

If true it’s pretty appalling that Starmer accepted this.

Breaking: Your Party to be renamed Not Your Party, Zarah.

Fired for being too anti-Kirk fyi.

The Seventh Doctor being iconic

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