What is Code Vein II? Does it fuck

I think today’s workout will be powered by slut pop

2026 out: being a racist 2026 in: being a RAECIST

First Japan earthquake in my area and I didn’t even feel it… laaaaame. 🧍‍♂️

I just like you guys 🥺

I made me a PB&J for breakfast and then I left it on the counter cause I was in a hurry… Imma cry…

This past weekend me and the homies could not beat Savage Omega in MH… this is an accurate recap of us dealing with its bullshit

Didn’t have my AirPods for work today, so best I can do is listen to the voices

Our dictator is starting international conflicts… Why don’t you go ahead and double text that crush? Our life is too short

Good morning 😔 I regret to inform y’all that Monday is here

For the first time in Drag Race #Herstory we are giving RuPaul a gun!

Brat but Japanese

Every time I ride a train out here I get more depressed about the US’s public transportation

Jesus Christ. wtf is wrong with that moron. The most blatantly corrupt and evil man alive. This country is insane

Fuck it. To Hiroshima

The queens of Edenia are on drag race. Omg

THIS WAS CINEMA

Finally watching Bottoms… watch this space

Spent the first four hours of work reading a book. Slay

I want my 2026 to feel like a feel good montage to the song “Put your records on” And by the end I’m like perfect

Okay now y’all can have a happy new year

Boots??? That is my ego boost

I’m happy to report that in the New Year hangovers are nonexistent if you are pure of heart ❤️

HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM JAPAN! So far 2026 is pretty gay. Let’s keep it that way

I have to confess this before 2026… I would smash the fuck outta Pitbull.

Omg who am I going to kiss at midnight??? I’m so shy

Here’s to our new chapter in 2026 y’all!

Midnight in like an hour. How do I convince the DJ to play midnight sun by Zara Larson for the ball drop

Will 2026 be the year the year Trump is finally held accountable for all of the damage he has caused?

Selena starting playing on the little AM radio. Why am I crying

Hispanic men who grew up with Pokemon, call them Johto Jotos

Jiggling my mouse and my tits at work today

It’s NYE here overseas and all I can think about is the girl climbing the steps

How we doing today y’all?

Feeling FAG (Fat And Gay)

Melatonin dreams are always weird. Wdym I’m teaching the security at Walmart who Kali Uchis is and to free her cause they think she shop lifted??? Like???

Smiling through the pains of leg day

Just need to get over body dysmorphia and live my life

Going to be eating a salad for lunch. Like from the ground 🥺😔

Hey so like this week at work… what are we even doing? Like… I ran out of emails to check and it’s not even 9 AM

Just won a Labubu in a claw machine. So I got one for only ¥200 ($1.28). Slay… 💚

Today’s workout is brought to you by a DDR Max 2 playlist I found

Is it New Year’s Yet?

Ate some bomb ass jerk chicken and curry. Now I’m HORNY…. Who won’t me?

Aight gays, we get one week off of gay media then we go back to drag race

Since rookie season??

If you need a recipe to grill burgers, you shouldn’t be allowed to have a drivers license.

Get the maple syrup. It’s hockey smut time

What are we bringing to the cottage? I got three jockstraps, ginger ale, and a barrel of astroglidd

Always getting the “master mounter” title in Monster Hunter 😤😤😤