Welp there you have it! Biden, China, and Antifa stole the election. Clear as day! /s

🤗

The dumb Antichrist has finished his rambling.

How soon until he just says you can’t vote unless you are a white male? Like… I am so tired of the beating around the bush.

This speech being at night is wild considering he is a sundowner with his dementia.

Hiroshima this Saturday. Oh yes…

Friday out here and all I’m thinking about is big booty Latinos

Today is brought to you by little lemon mints that I bought earlier this week. Little lemon mints, when you want candy but have to be good. Little lemon mints

Oh no…. Work is out of vehicles for the day so I have to chill for the next few hours… The horror

A friend with a six pack snapped me that he is “such a fatty” cause he wanted to eat Taco Bell for lunch… I will literally stab him in the neck.

Also thinking of starting an energy drink smuggling ring overseas. Mostly cause I miss some of the Alani flavors

I was not made to write reports, I was made to write skeets

Unfortunately my Pantone colors were not pretty. So I’ll pass on this trend

Sorry, I choose my survivor in DBD by who is the hottest and not by “who is meta”

Moo Deng was a witch, and the public grew scared of her

Husband has softball today so I have to fend for myself for dinner. 🫩🫩🫩

I regret to inform you all that I’ve become “valuable” at work. And now I’m like… actually working…

No matter the country, the streets stay calling me 🇻🇳

My coworker collects and sells Pokemon cards here in Japan… just found out that he does not even know the names of most of them…

Missing home a little bit today. But all is good!

5 day work week…. Take me to the kiiiiiing…

RIP Ladybugs. Hope you are nice and toasty

Sunday relaxing ☺️

Today’s selfie is brought to you by hydrocortisone… 🦟

Bamboo is worse than any weed omfg. I just spent an hour pulling shoots out of my backyard

This kind of goes without saying, but if you’re still a Trump supporter and you do not think what he is currently doing is bad… kindly put a few nails under your toenail and kick a wall…

Good morning from the Islamic republic of Japan I guess?

guess who has to finally start repaying his student loans….

Sorry I’ve been boring on here, just busy being an uncut boy in a cut world

I am very grateful for having friends that want to make plans with me, BUT GOD WHY ALL ON THE SAME WEEKEND

McConnell McGoneGirl

This love's possessing me, but I don't mind at ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Hey ladies, I have never watched a televised rugby event until today. Y’all… I am buckled in and ready to represent. Get me some Macas and let’s watch these men ram into each other with their thunder thighs…. Baby…..

Maybe partying til 6AM is not great for the body…. Idk…

BEYONCE HOW DARE YOU

🤳🏽

Buying all the bags in the markets 💼👛🎒

Uh oh… Eddy is “talk to every stranger”-tipsy

My DM’s from y’all lowkeyyyyy

Circuit gay, why you cry?

I love kissing my man then saying “and we are both boys”

I love exploring this 🌏 with you 🇻🇳 @littleeddybear.bsky.social 🩶

Landed. I need some Banh Mi and lots of DONG

Before I get on this plane… does anyone wanna tell me I look pretty

Next stop VietnaaaaaaaAaaaaaaaaaam

¡VIVA MÉXICO!

WHO CAN RELATE? WHOO!

Before Pride is over, does anyone wanna admit they hate me?

Okay the Madonna and Sabrina song is my current addiction