I have taken two naps in two days. I’m just an eepy baby…. I say after partying til 7 AM in Bangkok and then taking a red eye. This changed me chemically

I need to see Keke Palmer and Chicken little together omggg

I love that most gay people adopted one color of heart and just stuck with it. Mine is 💛

Just because I’m not Japanese does not mean you can cut me in line 😡😡

DONKEY KONG 64 IS COMING TO SWITCH ON THE 4TH!!! HAPPY PRIDE

Hahahaha………. Dance

@oomfitoo.bsky.social well well well

You’re going down smooth like Mexico, honey 🍯

Really enjoying sand volleyball, but who going to clean the sand outta my foresk-

Y’all sleep on Reneé Rapp

The downside to falling asleep to “rain sounds” is that I become a zombie in actual rainfall. Just so sleeeeeepy

Getting back into the routine of work but getting those “we should just move there” intrusive thoughts from the last vacation

Low key sad I don’t think I will hear EPA by Becky G in the clubs this summer :(

Save me cherry Sakura redbull

My Diablo hardcore character died again yesterday…

Back to work after a legendary weekend in Thailand. I miss it so much… need to go back to bang cock in Bangkok

I wanna see I Love Boosters so baaaaad

The level of support on this app feels like drunk girls in the bar bathroom. We just like hype up each other 🥰

God gives his toughest battles to his strongest warriors… like me. (Got my food last at the restaurant)

Computah…. Make all the bloomfs touch tips

Bangkok definitely Bangkok’d me 🫠😵‍💫

Thailand I love you

Y’all ever know when you are blacking out? And are scared

If I do drag imma do a number to the O’Riley auto parts

🛵🛵🛵

Why would I ever need Thai boxing shorts? Idk but I bought some

Good morning

If you can’t drink dial your closest friends in any time zone, then wtf are you doing

They are doing DRAAAAAG in Bangkok. Omg. 🏓

Reporting live from the doll capital of the world. I love being QUEER

😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 This was the easiest part of the ride to the restaurant. This Thai Man is braver than the marines omfg

❤️❤️❤️

What if I land in Thailand then suddenly become a lady boy. I’m so excited

Air Asia take me awayyyy

and what have you personally done for the uncut latino community lately??

Counting down the hours until I’m in the air on the way to thailanddd

Buying clothes in Asia makes me feel like I’m the largest person on the continent

Need to have enemy oomf sing Horses and Divorces with me at a bar

Getting all of my belongings into a backpack and making it weigh 7kg/15.7lbs is INSANE. I’m switching to jock straps just for saving space

Therapy at the club… FLO… the women that y’all are >>>

Wait… did the dinosaurs win against the meteor??

Playing Diablo on hardcore and the scream I scrumpt when I died woke up the nation

Omg one more sleep til im on my gay ass lil adventure

I NEEEEED THE RAICHU X OMG

Thailand this week 🤪🤪🤪

Bsky was down during my downtime at work and I didn’t know what to do

Begged coworkers for quarters this morning to buy a monster at the vending machine. I’m not addicted to caffeine I swear

Liking oomf’s dick pics so he knows I’m thinking “Sick dick bruh”

Well Tokyo it’s been great, but I gotta get home to sleep with my wife

I think I have a valid excuse to party until 5 AM, cause god this capsule hotel is ASS