Kier Starmer is firmly in his corncob era now

Kier Starmer drinking washing down his plain porridge with an incredibly milky tea this morning, looking at the news and thinking: "Guess the only thing to do now is steer Labour even further to the right"

This is both a pretty good list and exceptional bait, here for it

Last week, media around the world got to play three hours of 007 First Light, including in London. The coverage we've seen today has been amazing, and the embargo dropping also means I can share this photo of me posing like a bellend

I have the utmost respect for writers navigating the games media landscape in the shape it's in right now, but deciding to switch to a steadier career after a few years in the media was maybe the best decision of my life

crying, screaming, throwing up www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNwz...

Priceless post from the official White House social media

Every AI commercial is like "Hey AI, what goes good on a sandwich?" and then the AI is like "Have you considered... cheese?" And then the narrator is like: THE FUTURE IS HERE.

Arsenal were never winning at City, but the performance was better than expected. The title is gone, and Arteta should be too

Revealed just now, live on stage at the BAFTA Games Awards, the 007 First Light title sequence featuring Lana Del Rey's new official Bond theme! Enjoy! www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cqG...

Award-winning singer-songwriter Lana Del Rey and composer David Arnold come together for the title song in #007FirstLight. Watch the official lyric video for the original song "First Light". youtu.be/8Jyw2JIiMD8 Listen now on your platform of choice. lanadelrey.lnk.to/firstlight #007FirstLight

It's been a busy day... Lana Del Rey's official title song for 007 First Light, co-written with composer David Arnold, is now LIVE The game's full title sequence will debut tomorrow evening during the BAFTA Games Awards

Posted this six months ago. Arteta needs to win the league or he should go

Thierry Ennui

it's quite simple. phone is fake computer

DLSS 5 on

Arsenal not doing anything there to fight the allegation that they're too terrified of losing to win anything

Toothless, nervy, sludgy. Incredibly poor from Arsenal today, and nothing too surprising. If Arsenal win the league this final won't matter too much long term, but if they fall short and it all falls apart it will have started today

wait, fuck, this is gorillaz

Yes, hello, is that God? Yeah, hi. I have a complaint. You gave me this brain that’s designed for finding berries and avoiding lions and now people are ‘just circling back’ to see if we can ‘move the needle’ on ‘key initiatives’? NONE of those things are berries.

This international woman will devour us all!

I'm too bored of this to try and be clever about it anymore. If you think that two men kissing, or two women kissing, requires any more explanation than a man kissing a woman, that is homophobia.

Lad on the SS Anne telling a 10-year-old they'll walk the plank. It's a cruise ship mate, what are you doing

I'm certain they said that about the last season

Big year for the Greens youtu.be/Z1jcPlGXnMo?...

It's been a strong week with Roofman and Wallis Island

I love Browt, but there's only one grass-type owl Pokémon starter for me I'm afriad

"It was a historic win for the Green Party and a humiliating result for the Labour government, but here on BBC Breakfast we're asking the real question: why is Nigel Farage so brilliant?"

Good morning to everybody, but especially @greenpartyhan.bsky.social and @zackpolanski.bsky.social 🎉

“Hey boss, are you sure Flamigo is more popular than Charizard, and people aren’t just misspelling ‘Flamingo’ on Google?” “Don’t be ridiculous. Of course Flamigo is more popular than Charizard, Mewtwo, Eevee, and Snorlax. Send the email.”

A delayed game is eventually a reason to close down a studio, but a rushed game is also a reason to close down a studio forever

Great value

Watching Patrick Willems' latest video essay, on cinematic games, and greatly enjoyed him describing Heavy Rain as like "a teenager's attempt to make serious art" www.youtube.com/watch?v=NP9D...

At this rate GTA 6 might be the last video game

I don't know why there's a fifth Toy Story but this is a good bit

Arsenal giving up the league for Lent then is it?? 🥲

Rise of Skywalker... after a 6am screening to squeeze it in spoiler-free before going to the darts all day. The darts was class though

Burnout 3 is underrated as one of the very, very best games of all time because you can show Burnout 3 footage to people two decades later and their reaction will still be "hell yeah, this rules. I wanna play this right now."

This is happening because OpenAI - a company that does not have anything even approaching a viable business model and is setting money on fire - used borrowed money to advance buy all of the raw materials for RAM production so competitors couldn’t get it

Getting married in less than 100 days now. Me. Married. In less than 100 days. Married. Me. Soon. There's so much to do, the tracker I built for it (comms lol) can only help so much 😅

Ironic, as this was the magazine that referred to Pokémon as a "pestilential Ponzi scheme" in 1999, characterising its creator Satoshi Tajiri as a literal monster "His eyes are bloodshot; dark circles ripple beneath them... His monsters are a child's predelictions." He never gave another interview.

British values

Me, someone who follows current affairs and has experience in media and communications: Don't do that I reckon

GM: Charisma check. Mamdani: [rolls natural 20] GM: that’s a d6 how did you Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

DiCaprio has stopped playing etc

Still extremely sceptical about the end result, but it does feel like the net is closing in a bit on these pricks