While funny, in all seriousness get a vasectomy. They're really quick, relatively cheap (even without insurance), and they're not really painful either. Mild soreness for like 24 hours. One of the best presents I've ever gotten myself.

but nothing is more expensive. you are simply hallucinating this

Hm, this wasn't the blind box pick I wanted. Like, of course it's the rare one, but I really wanted the secret, sparkly mummy with the copy of the Odyssey.

Hm, this wasn't the blind box pick I wanted. Like, of course it's the rare one, but I really wanted the secret, sparkly mummy with the copy of the Odyssey.

In testimony before the House Energy and Commerce subcommittee on Tuesday, RFK Jr. refused to say whether he’d commit to accepting policy advice from the nominee to lead the CDC if she contradicted his anti-vaccine views.

Song of the day "What's left to catch but the fear of letting go?" youtu.be/F0fCXsles90?...

The Hogman is real. And he is here to wrap us all in his loving hoves. I hope all true Hogman believers are out there, right now, cranking their hog in anticipation of his glorious revelation.

4/20 is fun and all, but the real thing to celebrate today is Fuck The Police. kids these days will never understand the things we had to go through to evade police and get weed.

The more I think about this, the more depressing I find the whole thing. I really do love Avatar, man. I was excited when Paramount spun up Avatar Studios and made big promises about theatrical releases. It seemed like they had a vision.

Can't tell if @bilmuri.bsky.social fan, shit poster, or both honestly. Crank that hog, brother.

This is a list of the best people I know so what are you doing not following it?

>there's no peace in the Middle East because Palestinians won't allow Israel to genocide them because my favorite fiction book says they can! Separation of church and state going really well, I see.

How ironic that your pfp is of a character willing to sacrifice himself in an instant to save others, and you're so proud and happy that more people in Gaza will now suffer because you're too racist to care about them. Jeremy the Crow would peck your eyeballs out.

reminder to tell your cat how awesome they are

Sánchez: “Shame on those who remain silent in the face of injustice. Shame on those who exploit workers, who criminalise those who are different, who turn rights into commodities, who defend elite privilege, who support war and violence in Gaza, the West Bank, Ukraine, Lebanon, and the Middle East.”

The virgin "Superman is boring to write because you have to come up with either intellectual or physical matches for him" and the chad "Superman just rinsing a random wife-beater like Russell Crowe at the beginning of LA Confidential"

Oh look, AI users again trying to take away the creative, interesting parts of our lives so we can do the meaningless shluck instead of taking away the shluck so our lives can be more fulfilling and creative. All while making the end product worse. What a time to be alive!

Offering an "AI Professional Certificate" to your employees is like if they offered you a "Can use Google Search Certificate" ten years ago. Like, okay buddy. You can type words into the text box. Good job! Now let's get you some animal crackers and apple juice!

Offering an "AI Professional Certificate" to your employees is like if they offered you a "Can use Google Search Certificate" ten years ago. Like, okay buddy. You can type words into the text box. Good job! Now let's get you some animal crackers and apple juice!

Exactly one year ago today:

Moon Knight stepping out of a portal: Earth's haunted Kanshu: Wait what? Moon Knight, grabbing a shotgun: Earth's haunted Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

If you join up to be a lap dog of the military? This is better than what you deserve.

And you can log onto this site, for free. Every day Well, whenever the vibe code works

If you join up to be a lap dog of the military? This is better than what you deserve.

This is a system that works for you? One where you die producing wealth for CEOs to buy their fifth house while a middle manager cop keeps people from helping you? Burn every single one of their warehouses down. The worker deserves better.

The only human experimentation I agree with is cracking open this man's head and seeing what's going on in there.

the dua lipa of man

(A number of our respondents got rather salty in the open-ends that we were even *asking* them about such a silly topic as dinosaurs, which just goes to show what we're up against as a society.)

[shocked pikachu.jpeg]

We have all the resources *right now* to feed every single person who is starving to death in the US without replicators. The problem stems from capitalism where companies throw away literally millions of pounds of food. We also have resources to house the unhoused and don't for similar reasons.

Happy Tax Day, New York. We’re taxing the rich.

If I was a liberal the last thing I would be doing is comparing body counts to communism lmfao.

the irony of having a one-on-one HR layoff meeting in the conference room with my Loki mural on it

Invoking the "equality act" in order to misgender a trans woman and lie about her not being a woman is next fucking level irony. Rich deserves an act that will teach him just how equal his chances are of getting an ass beating.

The "crazed people" she's referring to, of course, are people who don't like bragging about how they joined the military to murder brown people and liked it.

What is it with GenX and being so goddamn scared of (read: racist against) Asians? Something about even mentioning that continent gets them absolutely shaking.

What is it with GenX and being so goddamn scared of (read: racist against) Asians? Something about even mentioning that continent gets them absolutely shaking.

buy shit from my girlfriend, there are some cute things on it maybe get a collar :3

i would live in a sunbleached crater on mercury if it was an affordable fifteen minute city

“I asked my phone if it was spying on me. It said ‘no I’ve seen enough.’ I asked if it wanted me to turn on location services, it said ‘why? I already know you’re going nowhere.’ I tell ya, its rough out there. A phisher sent me my identity BACK!”

Almost every health provider in Duluth, MN has shut down gender affirming care for minors, leaving many cut off. Trans Northland is setting up pop up clinics for, among other things, gender affirming care. Please donate and share! Our friends need support! www.transnorthland.org/donate

Everything Trump has done in the past year can simply be distilled into this

The fact that salt has no calories is the only proof we have that god exists.